<h2><SPAN name="The_Fool" id="The_Fool"></SPAN>The Fool</h2>
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<span class="i0">What say?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Tharp?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yis: Aaron Tharp lived theer!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Not quite sharp?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Not quite—I fear!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">T'wer very sad!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Though theer wor summat—'tis hard to say—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But he come to his end and went away;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He'd a nice little place as his feyther made,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">All gone to pot, I be much afraid.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Old Aaron built it in his day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A worthy feller true an' sound,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Respected by the country round;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To think as his name should be forgotten!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">If he'd known what a fool he had begotten!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He toiled an' moiled into his grave<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To leave a lad what couldn't save!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Noa note of grace, noa sense of cash!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He lost his all be bein' rash!<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">An' for what!—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For what!—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To play the fiddle!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">'Hey diddle diddle!'<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To make up tunes in his empty head<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' ruin his eyes wi' the books he read!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He raumed an' babbled all day long<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum">[62]</span><span class="i0">About the way to sing a song!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Follered the lads at plough about<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To hear 'em sing would make him shout!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He'd sit on the bar of the Ship at night:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To catch the tunes was his delight,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or to play the fiddle about the town:—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' all the while his trade went down!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That trade what poor old Aaron tended<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It's fell to nowt an' can't be mended<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Coz businesses is all the same<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You've simply got to play the game<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With all your soul an' all your heart<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or else you'll soon be in the cart.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">He was encouraged by our parson!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">T'wer wrong of parson!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It's very well for them to talk<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To sing an' play and idle, walk,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But aren't they paid for doin' that?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They mind their bread is buttered fat.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Parsons is sensible you see,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">O'most as cute as lawyers be,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Not quite—a course coz noa one could—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But very nigh—just as they should.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Parsons is sound at heart, I say,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They never quarrels wi' their pay,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Soa it wor wrong of Parson theer,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Coz Aaron nobbut lacked a cheer.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">He made his tunes, he played about<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum">[63]</span><span class="i0">An' none but Parson had a doubt<br/></span>
<span class="i0">What he was bound for—poor young lad!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A course I'll own,—though he wor mad,—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Them tunes he played, them songs he sung,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They minded you of bein' young;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They took me back, a boy, agen<br/></span>
<span class="i0">At work wi' Feyther down the Fen,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When all the birds they uster sing<br/></span>
<span class="i0">At sunrise till the air would ring,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And sheep and cows would stir about<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Wi' everything to make yer shout,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yes it wor strange what he could do,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">His fiddle seemed to mazzle you,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The labourers would catch a song—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' they <i>was</i> catchy—all along;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They sing 'em yet; an' Georgy Bell<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He plays 'em by the village well.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">But all the while, trade didn't mend<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Until at last ther' come the end.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">They selled him up, lock stock an' stoan,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' off he went away, aloan;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Because he sung but couldn't save.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I think his feyther in the grave<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Must sure a-stirred, 'owever deep:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That smash would waken any sleep!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Young Aaron went—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I dunno where—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They say he's gone to Manchester,<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum">[64]</span><span class="i0">An' there, mayhap, mid soot an' smoke,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Makes music for the city folk;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Plays on his fiddle, time, agen<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Them tunes he larned down Martin Fen<br/></span>
<span class="i0">From shepherds or from waggon-boys<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or men at plough,—or any noise:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He made his tunes out of the air,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">From birds or beasts—he didn't care!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' Parson, says he'll make a name<br/></span>
<span class="i0">(Our Parson, what's the one to blame!)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As if he ever could agen<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Find such a hoam as Martin Fen;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As if he could, by fiddle fad,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Get half the name his feyther had.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Lost in some smoky town he plays<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' thinks, I lay, on sunny days,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of all the things what makes life dear<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Like beans and bacon, cheese and beer;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A dreamy good-for-nothing lad,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sure bound to lose all what he had.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He might a-riz, an' come to be<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As high as <i>you</i>, or even <i>me</i>!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' bin well known the country round<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As comfortable, warm, an' sound.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">His name <i>is</i> known for many a mile,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It raises far-an'-wide, a smile:<br/></span>
<span class="i0">While folk they whisper 'Not right sharp'!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A fool! a fool! wor Aaron Tharp.<br/></span></div>
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