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<hr class="full" /> POPULAR AND HUMOROUS VERSES <div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/cover.jpg" width-obs="311" height-obs="500" alt="[Book cover image unavailable.]" /></div> {i}  {ii}  <div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i_frontis.jpg" width-obs="365" height-obs="500" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></div> {iii}  <h1> VERSES POPULAR AND HUMOROUS</h1> BY HENRY   LAWSON Author of “When the World was Wide and Other Verses,” “While the Billy Boils,” and “On the Track and Over the Sliprails” <ANTIMG src="images/i_titlepage.jpg" width-obs="250" height-obs="246" alt="Image unavailable: “A hundred miles shall see to-night the lights of Cobb and Co.!”" /> “A hundred miles shall see to-night the lights of Cobb and Co.!” Sydney ANGUS AND ROBERTSON London: The Australian Book Company 38 West Smithfield, E.C. 1900{iv} Sydney: Websdale, Shoosmith and Co., Printers, 117 Clarence Street. {v} <h2>PREFACE</h2> My acknowledgments of the courtesy of the editors and proprietors of the newspapers in which most of these verses were first published are due and are gratefully discharged on the eve of my departure for England. Chief among them is the Sydney Bulletin; others are the Sydney Town and Country Journal, Freeman’s Journal, and Truth, and the New Zealand Mail. A few new pieces are included in the collection. H. L. Sydney, March 17th, 1900. {vi} {vii} <h2>CONTENTS</h2> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary=""> <tr><td> </td><td class="rt">PAGE</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE PORTS OF THE OPEN SEA</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Down here where the ships loom large in</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">1</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE THREE KINGS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The East is dead and the West is done, and again our course lies thus:—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">5</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE OUTSIDE TRACK</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">There were ten of us there on the moonlit quay,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">8</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">SYDNEY-SIDE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Where’s the steward?—Bar-room steward? Berth? Oh, any berth will do—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">10</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE ROVERS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Some born of homely parents</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">13</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">FOREIGN LANDS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">You may roam the wide seas over, follow, meet, and cross the sun,{viii}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">18</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">MARY LEMAINE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Jim Duff was a ‘native,’ as wild as could be;</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">22</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE SHAKEDOWN ON THE FLOOR</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Set me back for twenty summers—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">25</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">REEDY RIVER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Ten miles down Reedy River</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">28</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">OLD STONE CHIMNEY</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The rising moon on the peaks was blending</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">31</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">SONG OF THE OLD BULLOCK-DRIVER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Far Back in the days when the blacks used to ramble</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">35</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE LIGHTS OF COBB AND CO.</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Fire lighted, on the table a meal for sleepy men,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">39</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">HOW THE LAND WAS WON</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The future was dark and the past was dead</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">45</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BOSS OVER THE BOARD</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">When he’s over a rough and unpopular shed,{ix}  </td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">48</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">WHEN THE LADIES COME TO THE SHEARING SHED</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">‘The ladies are coming,’ the super says</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">52</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BALLAD OF THE ROUSEABOUT</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">A rouseabout of rouseabouts, from any land—or none—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">55</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">YEARS AFTER THE WAR IN AUSTRALIA</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The big rough boys from the runs out back were first where the balls flew free,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">60</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE OLD JIMMY WOODSER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The old Jimmy Woodser comes into the bar,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">67</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE CHRIST OF THE ‘NEVER’</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">With eyes that seem shrunken to pierce</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">69</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE CATTLE-DOG’S DEATH</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The plains lay bare on the homeward route,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">71</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE SONG OF THE DARLING RIVER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The skies are brass and the plains are bare,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">73</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">RAIN IN THE MOUNTAINS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The valley’s full of misty cloud,{x}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">75</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">A MAY NIGHT ON THE MOUNTAINS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">’Tis a wonderful time when these hours begin,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">76</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE NEW CHUM JACKAROO</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Let bushmen think as bushmen will,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">78</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE DONS OF SPAIN</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The Eagle screams at the beck of trade, so Spain, as the world goes round,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">81</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BURSTING OF THE BOOM</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The shipping office clerks are ‘short,’ the manager is gruff—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">84</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">ANTONY VILLA</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Over there, above the jetty, stands the mansion of the Vardens,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">90</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">SECOND CLASS WAIT HERE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">On suburban railway stations—you may see them as you pass—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">96</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE SHIPS THAT WON’T GO DOWN</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">We hear a great commotion</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">99</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE MEN WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">When God’s wrath-cloud is o’er me{xi}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">101</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE WAY OF THE WORLD</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">When fairer faces turn from me,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">103</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BATTLING DAYS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">So, sit you down in a straight-backed chair, with your pipe and your wife content,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">105</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">WRITTEN AFTERWARDS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">So the days of my tramping are over,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">108</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE UNCULTURED RHYMER TO HIS CULTURED CRITICS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Fight through ignorance, want, and care—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">111</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE WRITER’S DREAM</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">A writer wrote of the hearts of men, and he followed their tracks afar;</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">113</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE JOLLY DEAD MARCH</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">If I ever be worthy or famous—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">121</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">MY LITERARY FRIEND</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Once I wrote a little poem which I thought was very fine,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">125</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">MARY CALLED HIM ‘MISTER’</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">They’d parted but a year before—she never thought he’d come,{xii}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">127</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">REJECTED</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">She says she’s very sorry, as she sees you to the gate;</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">130</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">O’HARA, J.P.</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">James Patrick O’Hara, the Justice of Peace,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">134</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">BILL AND JIM FALL OUT</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Bill and Jim are mates no longer—they would scorn the name of mate—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">138</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE PAROO</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">It was a week from Christmas-time,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">142</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE GREEN-HAND ROUSEABOUT</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Call this hot? I beg your pardon. Hot!—you don’t know what it means.</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">146</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE MAN FROM WATERLOO</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">It was the Man from Waterloo,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">151</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">SAINT PETER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Now, I think there is a likeness</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">155</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE STRANGER’S FRIEND</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The strangest things, and the maddest things, that a man can do or say,{xiii}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">158</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE GOD-FORGOTTEN ELECTION</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Pat M‘Durmer brought the tidings to the town of God-Forgotten:</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">162</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BOSS’S BOOTS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The shearers squint along the pens, they squint along the ‘shoots;’</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">168</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE CAPTAIN OF THE PUSH</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">As the night was falling slowly down on city, town and bush,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">174</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">BILLY’S ‘SQUARE AFFAIR’</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Long Bill, the captain of the push, was tired of his estate,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">181</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">A DERRY ON A COVE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">’Twas in the felon’s dock he stood, his eyes were black and blue;</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">185</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">RISE YE! RISE YE!</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! claim your rights with fire and steel!</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">187</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE BALLAD OF MABEL CLARE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Ye children of the Land of Gold,{xiv}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">190</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">CONSTABLE M‘CARTHY’S INVESTIGATIONS</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Most unpleasantly adjacent to the haunts of lower orders</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">196</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">AT THE TUG-OF-WAR</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">’Twas in a tug-of-war where I—the guvnor’s hope and pride—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">205</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">HERE’S LUCK!</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Old Time is tramping close to-day—you hear his bluchers fall,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">208</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE MEN WHO COME BEHIND</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">There’s a class of men (and women) who are always on their guard—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">211</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE DAYS WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The breezes waved the silver grass,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">214</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE OLD BARK SCHOOL</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">It was built of bark and poles, and the floor was full of holes</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">216</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">TROUBLE ON THE SELECTION</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">You lazy boy, you’re here at last,</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">220</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE PROFESSIONAL WANDERER</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">When you’ve knocked about the country—been away from home for years;{xv}</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">222</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">A LITTLE MISTAKE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">’Tis a yarn I heard of a new-chum ‘trap’</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">225</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">A STUDY IN THE “NOOD”</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">He was bare—we don’t want to be rude—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">228</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">A WORD TO TEXAS JACK</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Texas Jack, you are amusin’. By Lord Harry, how I laughed</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">231</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">THE GROG-AN’-GRUMBLE STEEPLECHASE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">’Twixt the coastline and the border lay the town of Grog-an’-Grumble</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">237</td></tr> <tr><th class="lft">BUT WHAT’S THE USE</th></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">But what’s the use of writing ‘bush’—</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">242</td></tr> </table> <h2>VIGNETTES BY FRANK P. MAHONY</h2> <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary=""> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">Portrait of the Author</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">facing title page</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">The Lights of Cobb and Co.</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom">title page</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top" class="spc">My Literary Friend</td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"> page xvi.</td></tr> </table> {xvi} <div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i_016.jpg" width-obs="250" height-obs="250" alt="[Image unavailable.]" /></div> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> “Once I wrote a little poem which I thought was very fine, And I showed the printer’s copy to a critic friend of mine, First he praised the thing a little....” page 125. </div> </div></div> {1} <h2>THE PORTS OF THE OPEN SEA</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Down here where the ships loom large in The gloom when the sea-storms veer, Down here on the south-west margin Of the western hemisphere, Where the might of a world-wide ocean Round the youngest land rolls free— Storm-bound from the world’s commotion, Lie the Ports of the Open Sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> By the bluff where the grey sand reaches To the kerb of the spray-swept street, By the sweep of the black sand beaches From the main-road travellers’ feet, By the heights like a work Titanic, Begun ere the gods’ work ceased, By a bluff-lined coast volcanic Lie the Ports of the wild South-east.{2} </div> <div class="stanza"> By the steeps of the snow-capped ranges, By the scarped and terraced hills— Far away from the swift life-changes, From the wear of the strife that kills— Where the land in the Spring seems younger Than a land of the Earth might be— Oh! the hearts of the rovers hunger For the Ports of the Open Sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> But the captains watch and hearken For a sign of the South Sea wrath— Let the face of the South-east darken, And they turn to the ocean path. Ay, the sea-boats dare not linger, Whatever the cargo be; When the South-east lifts a finger By the Ports of the Open Sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> South by the bleak Bluff faring, North where the Three Kings wait, South-east the tempest daring— Flight through the storm-tossed strait; Yonder a white-winged roamer Struck where the rollers roar— Where the great green froth-flaked comber Breaks down on a black-ribbed shore.{3} </div> <div class="stanza"> For the South-east lands are dread lands To the sailor in the shrouds, Where the low clouds loom like headlands, And the black bluffs blur like clouds. When the breakers rage to windward And the lights are masked a-lee, And the sunken rocks run inward To a Port of the Open Sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> But oh! for the South-east weather— The sweep of the three-days’ gale— When, far through the flax and heather, The spindrift drives like hail. Glory to man’s creations That drive where the gale grows gruff, When the homes of the sea-coast stations Flash white from the dark’ning bluff! </div> <div class="stanza"> When the swell of the South-east rouses The wrath of the Maori sprite, And the brown folk flee their houses And crouch in the flax by night, And wait as they long have waited— In fear as the brown folk be— The wave of destruction fated For the Ports of the Open Sea. . . . . . . . . . . {4} Grey cloud to the mountain bases, Wild boughs that rush and sweep; On the rounded hills the tussocks Like flocks of flying sheep; A lonely storm-bird soaring O’er tussock, fern and tree; And the boulder beaches roaring The Hymn of the Open Sea. </div> </div></div> {5} <h2>THE THREE KINGS[A]</h2> [A] Three sea-girt pinnacles off North Cape, New Zealand. <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The East is dead and the West is done, and again our course lies thus:— South-east by Fate and the Rising Sun where the Three Kings wait for us. When our hearts are young and the world is wide, and the heights seem grand to climb— We are off and away to the Sydney-side; but the Three Kings bide their time. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I’ve been to the West,’ the digger said: he was bearded, bronzed and old; ‘Ah, the smothering curse of the East is wool, and the curse of the West is gold. ‘I went to the West in the golden boom, with Hope and a life-long mate, ‘They sleep in the sand by the Boulder Soak, and long may the Three Kings wait.{6}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I’ve had my fling on the Sydney-side,’ said a black-sheep to the sea, ‘Let the young fool learn when he can’t be taught: I’ve learnt what’s good for me.’ And he gazed ahead on the sea-line dim—grown dim in his softened eyes— With a pain in his heart that was good for him—as he saw the Three Kings rise. </div> <div class="stanza"> A pale girl sits on the foc’sle head—she is back, Three Kings! so soon; But it seems to her like a life-time dead since she fled with him ‘saloon.’ There is refuge still in the old folks’ arms for the child that loved too well; They will hide her shame on the Southern farm—and the Three Kings will not tell. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas a restless heart on the tide of life, and a false star in the skies That led me on to the deadly strife where the Southern London lies; But I dream in peace of a home for me, by a glorious southern sound, As the sunset fades from a moonlit sea, and the Three Kings show us round.{7} </div> <div class="stanza"> Our hearts are young and the old hearts old, and life on the farms is slow, And away in the world there is fame and gold—and the Three Kings watch us go. Our heads seem wise and the world seems wide, and its heights are ours to climb, So it’s off and away in our youthful pride—but the Three Kings bide our time. </div> </div></div> {8} <h2>THE OUTSIDE TRACK</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> There were ten of us there on the moonlit quay, And one on the for’ard hatch; No straighter mate to his mates than he Had ever said: ‘Len’s a match!’ ’Twill be long, old man, ere our glasses clink, ’Twill be long ere we grip your hand!— And we dragged him ashore for a final drink Till the whole wide world seemed grand. </div> <div class="stanza"> For they marry and go as the world rolls back, They marry and vanish and die; But their spirit shall live on the Outside Track As long as the years go by. </div> <div class="stanza"> The port-lights glowed in the morning mist That rolled from the waters green; And over the railing we grasped his fist As the dark tide came between.{9} </div> <div class="stanza"> We cheered the captain and cheered the crew, And our mate, times out of mind; We cheered the land he was going to And the land he had left behind. </div> <div class="stanza"> We roared Lang Syne as a last farewell, But my heart seemed out of joint; I well remember the hush that fell When the steamer had passed the point We drifted home through the public bars, We were ten times less by one Who sailed out under the morning stars, And under the rising sun. </div> <div class="stanza"> And one by one, and two by two, They have sailed from the wharf since then; I have said good-bye to the last I knew, The last of the careless men. And I can’t but think that the times we had Were the best times after all, As I turn aside with a lonely glass And drink to the bar-room wall. </div> <div class="stanza"> But I’ll try my luck for a cheque Out Back, Then a last good-bye to the bush; For my heart’s away on the Outside Track, On the track of the steerage push. </div> </div></div> {10} <h2>SYDNEY-SIDE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Where’s the steward?—Bar-room steward? Berth? Oh, any berth will do— I have left a three-pound billet just to come along with you. Brighter shines the Star of Rovers on a world that’s growing wide, But I think I’d give a kingdom for a glimpse of Sydney-Side. </div> <div class="stanza"> Run of rocky shelves at sunrise, with their base on ocean’s bed; Homes of Coogee, homes of Bondi, and the lighthouse on South Head; For in loneliness and hardship—and with just a touch of pride— Has my heart been taught to whisper, ‘You belong to Sydney-Side.{11}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Oh, there never dawned a morning, in the long and lonely days, But I thought I saw the ferries streaming out across the bays— And as fresh and fair in fancy did the picture rise again As the sunrise flushed the city from Woollahra to Balmain. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the sunny water frothing round the liners black and red, And the coastal schooners working by the loom of Bradley’s Head; And the whistles and the sirens that re-echo far and wide— All the life and light and beauty that belong to Sydney-Side. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the dreary cloud-line never veiled the end of one day more, But the city set in jewels rose before me from ‘The Shore.’ Round the sea-world shine the beacons of a thousand ports o’ call, But the harbour-lights of Sydney are the grandest of them all!{12} </div> <div class="stanza"> Toiling out beyond Coolgardie—heart and back and spirit broke, Where the Rover’s Star gleams redly in the desert by the ‘soak’— But says one mate to the other, ‘Brace your lip and do not fret, We will laugh on trains and ’buses—Sydney’s in the same place yet.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Working in the South in winter, to the waist in dripping fern, Where the local spirit hungers for each ‘saxpence’ that we earn— We can stand it for a season, for our world is growing wide, And they all are friends and strangers who belong to Sydney-Side. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘T’other-siders! T’other-siders!’ Yet we wake the dusty dead; It is we that send the backward province fifty years ahead; We it is that ‘trim’ Australia—making narrow country wide— Yet we’re always T’other-siders till we sail for Sydney-side. </div> </div></div> {13} <h2>THE ROVERS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Some born of homely parents For ages settled down— The steady generations Of village, farm, and town: And some of dusky fathers Who wandered since the flood— The fairest skin or darkest Might hold the roving blood— </div> <div class="stanza"> Some born of brutish peasants, And some of dainty peers, In poverty or plenty They pass their early years; But, born in pride of purple, Or straw and squalid sin, In all the far world corners The wanderers are kin.{14} </div> <div class="stanza"> A rover or a rebel, Conceived and born to roam, As babies they will toddle With faces turned from home; They’ve fought beyond the vanguard Wherever storm has raged, And home is but a prison They pace like lions caged. </div> <div class="stanza"> They smile and are not happy; They sing and are not gay; They weary, yet they wander; They love, and cannot stay; They marry, and are single Who watch the roving star, For, by the family fireside, Oh, lonely men they are! </div> <div class="stanza"> They die of peace and quiet— The deadly ease of life; They die of home and comfort; They live in storm and strife; No poverty can tie them, Nor wealth nor place restrain— Girl, wife, or child might draw them, But they’ll be gone again!{15} </div> <div class="stanza"> Across the glowing desert; Through naked trees and snow; Across the rolling prairies The skies have seen them go; They fought to where the ocean Receives the setting sun;— But where shall fight the rovers When all the lands are won? </div> <div class="stanza"> They thirst on Greenland snowfields, On Never-Never sands; Where man is not to conquer They conquer barren lands; They feel that most are cowards, That all depends on ‘nerve,’ They lead who cannot follow, They rule who cannot serve. </div> <div class="stanza"> Across the plains and ranges, Away across the seas, On blue and green horizons They camp by twos and threes; They hold on stormy borders Of states that trouble earth The honour of the country That only gave them birth.{16} </div> <div class="stanza"> Unlisted, uncommissioned, Untaught of any school, In far-away world corners Unconquered tribes they rule; The lone hand and revolver— Sad eyes that never quail— The lone hand and the rifle That win where armies fail. </div> <div class="stanza"> They slumber sound where murder And treachery are bare— The pluck of self-reliance, The pluck of past despair; Thin brown men in pyjamas— The thin brown wiry men!— The helmet and revolver That lie beside the pen. </div> <div class="stanza"> Through drought and desolation They won the way Out Back; The commonplace and selfish Have followed on their track; They conquer lands for others, For others find the gold,— But where shall go the rovers When all the lands are old?{17} </div> <div class="stanza"> A rover and a rebel— And so the worlds commence! Their hearts shall beat as wildly Ten generations hence; And when the world is crowded— ’Tis signed and sealed by Fate— The roving blood will rise to make The countries desolate. </div> </div></div> {18} <h2>FOREIGN LANDS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> You may roam the wide seas over, follow, meet, and cross the sun, Sail as far as ships can sail, and travel far as trains can run; You may ride and tramp wherever range or plain or sea expands, But the crowd has been before you, and you’ll not find ‘Foreign Lands;’ For the Early Days are over, And no more the white-winged rover Sinks the gale-worn coast of England bound for bays in Foreign Lands. </div> <div class="stanza"> Foreign Lands are in the distance dim and dream-like, faint and far, Long ago, and over yonder, where our boyhood fancies are,{19} For the land is by the railway cramped as though with iron bands, And the steamship and the cable did away with Foreign Lands. Ah! the days of blue and gold! When the news was six months old— But the news was worth the telling in the days of Foreign Lands. </div> <div class="stanza"> Here we slave the dull years hopeless for the sake of Wool and Wheat— Here the homes of ugly Commerce—niggard farm and haggard street; Yet our mothers and our fathers won the life the heart demands— Less than fifty years gone over, we were born in Foreign Lands. </div> <div class="stanza"> When the gipsies stole the children still, in village tale and song, And the world was wide to travel, and the roving spirit strong; When they dreamed of South Sea Islands, summer seas and coral strands—{20} Then the bravest hearts of England sailed away to Foreign Lands, ‘Fitting foreign’—flood and field— Half the world and orders sealed— And the first and best of Europe went to fight in Foreign Lands. </div> <div class="stanza"> Canvas towers on the ocean—homeward bound and outward bound— Glint of topsails over islands—splash of anchors in the sound; Then they landed in the forests, took their strong lives in their hands, And they fought and toiled and conquered—making homes in Foreign Lands, Through the cold and through the drought— Further on and further out— Winning half the world for England in the wilds of Foreign Lands. </div> <div class="stanza"> Love and pride of life inspired them when the simple village hearts Followed Master Will and Harry—gone abroad to ‘furrin parts’—{21} </div> <div class="stanza"> By our townships and our cities, and across the desert sands Are the graves of those who fought and died for us in Foreign Lands— Gave their young lives for our sake (Was it all a grand mistake?) Sons of Master Will and Harry born abroad in Foreign Lands! </div> <div class="stanza"> Ah, my girl, our lives are narrow, and in sordid days like these, I can hate the things that banished ‘Foreign Lands across the seas,’ But with all the world before us, God above us—hearts and hands, I can sail the seas in fancy far away to Foreign Lands. </div> </div></div> {22} <h2>MARY LEMAINE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Jim Duff was a ‘native,’ as wild as could be; A stealer and duffer of cattle was he, But back in his youth he had stolen a pearl— Or a diamond rather—the heart of a girl; She served with a squatter who lived on the plain, And the name of the girl it was Mary Lemaine. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas a drear, rainy day and the twilight was done, When four mounted troopers rode up to the run. They spoke to the squatter: he asked them all in. The homestead was small and the walls they were thin; And in the next room, with a cold in her head, Our Mary was sewing on buttons—in bed. </div> <div class="stanza"> She heard a few words, but those words were enough— The troopers were all on the track of Jim Duff.{23} The super, his rival, was planning a trap To capture the scamp in Maginnis’s Gap. ‘I’ve warned him before, and I’ll do it again;— I’ll save him to-night,’ whispered Mary Lemaine. </div> <div class="stanza"> No petticoat job—there was no time to waste, The suit she was mending she slipped on in haste, And five minutes later they gathered in force, But Mary was off, on the squatter’s best horse; With your hand on your heart, just to deaden the pain, Ride hard to the ranges, brave Mary Lemaine! </div> <div class="stanza"> She rode by the ridges all sullen and strange, And far up long gullies that ran through the range, Till the rain cleared away, and the tears in her eyes Caught the beams of the moon from Maginnis’s Rise. A fire in the depths of the gums she espied— ‘Who’s there?’ shouted Jim. ‘It is Mary!’ she cried. </div> <div class="stanza"> Next morning the sun rose in splendour again, And two loving sinners rode out on the plain; And baffled, and angry, and hungry and damp, The four mounted troopers rode back to the camp. But they hushed up the business—the reason is plain, They all had been ‘soft’ on fair Mary Lemaine.{24} </div> <div class="stanza"> The squatter got back all he lost from his mob, And old Sergeant Kennedy winked at the job; Jim Duff keeps a shanty far out in the west, And the sundowners call it the ‘Bushranger’s Rest.’ But the bushranger lives a respectable life, And the law never troubles Jim Duff or his wife. </div> </div></div> {25} <h2>THE SHAKEDOWN ON THE FLOOR</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Set me back for twenty summers— For I’m tired of cities now— Set my feet in red-soil furrows And my hands upon the plough, With the two ‘Black Brothers’ trudging On the home stretch through the loam— While, along the grassy siding, Come the cattle grazing home. </div> <div class="stanza"> And I finish ploughing early, And I hurry home to tea— There’s my black suit on the stretcher, And a clean white shirt for me; There’s a dance at Rocky Rises, And, when all the fun is o’er, For a certain favoured party There’s a shake-down on the floor.{26} </div> <div class="stanza"> You remember Mary Carey, Bushmen’s favourite at the Rise? With her sweet small freckled features, Red-gold hair, and kind grey eyes; Sister, daughter, to her mother, Mother, sister, to the rest— And of all my friends and kindred, Mary Carey loved me best. </div> <div class="stanza"> Far too shy, because she loved me, To be dancing oft with me; What cared I, because she loved me, If the world were there to see? But we lingered by the slip rails While the rest were riding home, Ere the hour before the dawning, Dimmed the great star-clustered dome. </div> <div class="stanza"> Small brown hands that spread the mattress While the old folk winked to see How she’d find an extra pillow And an extra sheet for me. For a moment shyly smiling, She would grant me one kiss more— Slip away and leave me happy By the shake-down on the floor.{27} </div> <div class="stanza"> Rock me hard in steerage cabins, Rock me soft in wide saloons, Lay me on the sand-hill lonely Under waning western moons; But wherever night may find me Till I rest for evermore— I will dream that I am happy On the shake-down on the floor. </div> <div class="stanza"> Ah! she often watched at sunset— For her people told me so— Where I left her at the slip-rails More than fifteen years ago. And she faded like a flower, And she died, as such girls do, While, away in Northern Queensland, Working hard, I never knew. </div> <div class="stanza"> And we suffer for our sorrows, And we suffer for our joys, From the old bush days when mother Spread the shake-down for the boys. But to cool the living fever, Comes a cold breath to my brow, And I feel that Mary’s spirit Is beside me, even now. </div> </div></div> {28} <h2>REEDY RIVER</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Ten miles down Reedy River A pool of water lies, And all the year it mirrors The changes in the skies, And in that pool’s broad bosom Is room for all the stars; Its bed of sand has drifted O’er countless rocky bars. </div> <div class="stanza"> Around the lower edges There waves a bed of reeds, Where water rats are hidden And where the wild duck breeds; And grassy slopes rise gently To ridges long and low, Where groves of wattle flourish And native bluebells grow.{29} </div> <div class="stanza"> Beneath the granite ridges The eye may just discern Where Rocky Creek emerges From deep green banks of fern; And standing tall between them, The grassy sheoaks cool The hard, blue-tinted waters Before they reach the pool. </div> <div class="stanza"> Ten miles down Reedy River One Sunday afternoon, I rode with Mary Campbell To that broad bright lagoon; We left our horses grazing Till shadows climbed the peak, And strolled beneath the sheoaks On the banks of Rocky Creek. </div> <div class="stanza"> Then home along the river That night we rode a race, And the moonlight lent a glory To Mary Campbell’s face; And I pleaded for my future All thro’ that moonlight ride, Until our weary horses Drew closer side by side.{30} </div> <div class="stanza"> Ten miles from Ryan’s crossing And five below the peak, I built a little homestead On the banks of Rocky Creek; I cleared the land and fenced it And ploughed the rich red loam, And my first crop was golden When I brought Mary home. . . . . . . . . . . Now still down Reedy River The grassy sheoaks sigh, And the waterholes still mirror The pictures in the sky; And over all for ever Go sun and moon and stars, While the golden sand is drifting Across the rocky bars; </div> <div class="stanza"> But of the hut I builded There are no traces now. And many rains have levelled The furrows of the plough; And my bright days are olden, For the twisted branches wave And the wattle blossoms golden On the hill by Mary’s grave. </div> </div></div> {31} <h2>OLD STONE CHIMNEY</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The rising moon on the peaks was blending Her silver light with the sunset glow, When a swagman came as the day was ending Along a path that he seemed to know. But all the fences were gone or going— The hand of ruin was everywhere; The creek unchecked in its course was flowing, For none of the old clay dam was there. </div> <div class="stanza"> Here Time had been with his swiftest changes, And husbandry had westward flown; The cattle tracks in the rugged ranges Were long ago with the scrub o’ergrown. It must have needed long years to soften The road, that as hard as rock had been; The mountain path he had trod so often Lay hidden now with a carpet green.{32} </div> <div class="stanza"> He thought at times from the mountain courses He heard the sound of a bullock bell, The distant gallop of stockmen’s horses, The stockwhip’s crack that he knew so well: But these were sounds of his memory only, And they were gone from the flat and hill, For when he listened the place was lonely, The range was dumb and the bush was still. </div> <div class="stanza"> The swagman paused by the gap and faltered, For down the gully he feared to go, The scene in memory never altered— The scene before him had altered so. But hope is strong, and his heart grew bolder, And over his sorrows he raised his head, He turned his swag to the other shoulder, And plodded on with a firmer tread. </div> <div class="stanza"> Ah, hope is always the keenest hearer, And fancies much when assailed by fear; The swagman thought, as the farm drew nearer, He heard the sounds that he used to hear. His weary heart for a moment bounded, For a moment brief he forgot his dread; For plainly still in his memory sounded The welcome bark of a dog long dead.{33} </div> <div class="stanza"> A few steps more and his face grew ghostly, Then white as death in the twilight grey; Deserted wholly, and ruined mostly, The Old Selection before him lay. Like startled spectres that paused and listened, The few white posts of the stockyard stood; And seemed to move as the moonlight glistened And paled again on the whitened wood. </div> <div class="stanza"> And thus he came, from a life long banished To other lands, and of peace bereft, To find the farm and the homestead vanished, And only the old stone chimney left. The field his father had cleared and gardened Was overgrown with saplings now; The rain had set and the drought had hardened The furrows made by a vanished plough. </div> <div class="stanza"> And this, and this was the longed-for haven Where he might rest from a life of woe; He read a name on the mantel graven— The name was his ere he stained it so. ‘And so remorse on my care encroaches— I have not suffered enough,’ he said; ‘That name is pregnant with deep reproaches— The past won’t bury dishonoured dead!{34}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Ah, now he knew it was long years after, And felt how swiftly a long year speeds; The hardwood post and the beam and rafter Had rotted long in the tangled weeds. He found that time had for years been sowing The coarse wild scrub on the homestead path, And saw young trees by the chimney growing, And mountain ferns on the wide stone hearth. </div> <div class="stanza"> He wildly thought of the evil courses That brought disgrace on his father’s name; The escort robbed, and the stolen horses, The felon’s dock with its lasting shame. ‘Ah, God! Ah, God! is there then no pardon?’ He cried in a voice that was strained and hoarse; He fell on the weeds that were once a garden, And sobbed aloud in his great remorse. </div> <div class="stanza"> But grief must end, and his heart ceased aching When pitying sleep to his eye-lids crept, And home and friends who were lost in waking, They all came back while the stockman slept. And when he woke on the empty morrow, The pain at his heart was a deadened pain; And bravely bearing his load of sorrow, He wandered back to the world again. </div> </div></div> {35} <h2>SONG OF THE OLD BULLOCK-DRIVER</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Far back in the days when the blacks used to ramble In long single file ’neath the evergreen tree, The wool-teams in season came down from Coonamble, And journeyed for weeks on their way to the sea. ’Twas then that our hearts and our sinews were stronger, For those were the days when the bushman was bred. We journeyed on roads that were rougher and longer Than roads where the feet of our grandchildren tread. </div> <div class="stanza"> With mates who have gone to the great Never-Never, And mates whom I’ve not seen for many a day, I camped on the banks of the Cudgegong River And yarned at the fire by the old bullock-dray.{36} I would summon them back from the far Riverina, From days that shall be from all others distinct, And sing to the sound of an old concertina Their rugged old songs where strange fancies were linked. </div> <div class="stanza"> We never were lonely, for, camping together, We yarned and we smoked the long evenings away, And little I cared for the signs of the weather When snug in my hammock slung under the dray. We rose with the dawn, were it ever so chilly, When yokes and tarpaulins were covered with frost, And toasted the bacon and boiled the black billy, Where high on the camp-fire the branches were tossed. </div> <div class="stanza"> On flats where the air was suggestive of ’possums, And homesteads and fences were hinting of change, We saw the faint glimmer of appletree blossoms, And far in the distance the blue of the range; And here in the rain, there was small use in flogging The poor, tortured bullocks that tugged at the load, When down to the axles the waggons were bogging And traffic was making a marsh of the road.{37} </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas hard on the beasts on the terrible pinches, Where two teams of bullocks were yoked to a load, And tugging and slipping, and moving by inches, Half-way to the summit they clung to the road. And then, when the last of the pinches was bested, (You’ll surely not say that a glass was a sin?) The bullocks lay down ’neath the gum trees and rested— The bullockies steered for the bar of the inn. </div> <div class="stanza"> Then slowly we crawled by the trees that kept tally Of miles that were passed on the long journey down. We saw the wild beauty of Capertee Valley, As slowly we rounded the base of the Crown. But, ah! the poor bullocks were cruelly goaded While climbing the hills from the flats and the vales; ’Twas here that the teams were so often unloaded That all knew the meaning of ‘counting your bales.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And, oh! but the best-paying load that I carried Was one to the run where my sweetheart was nurse. We courted awhile, and agreed to get married, And couple our futures for better or worse.{38} And as my old feet grew too weary to drag on The miles of rough metal they met by the way, My eldest grew up and I gave him the waggon— He’s plodding along by the bullocks to-day. </div> </div></div> {39} <h2>THE LIGHTS OF COBB AND CO.</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Fire lighted, on the table a meal for sleepy men, A lantern in the stable, a jingle now and then; The mail coach looming darkly by light of moon and star, The growl of sleepy voices—a candle in the bar; A stumble in the passage of folk with wits abroad; A swear-word from a bedroom—the shout of ‘All aboard!’ ‘Tchk-tchk! Git-up!’ ‘Hold fast, there!’ and down the range we go; Five hundred miles of scattered camps will watch for Cobb and Co. </div> <div class="stanza"> Old coaching towns already ‘decaying for their sins,’ Uncounted ‘Half-Way Houses,’ and scores of ‘Ten Mile Inns;’ The riders from the stations by lonely granite peaks;{40} The black-boy for the shepherds on sheep and cattle creeks; The roaring camps of Gulgong, and many a ‘Digger’s Rest;’ The diggers on the Lachlan; the huts of Furthest West; Some twenty thousand exiles who sailed for weal or woe; The bravest hearts of twenty lands will wait for Cobb and Co. </div> <div class="stanza"> The morning star has vanished, the frost and fog are gone, In one of those grand mornings which but on mountains dawn; A flask of friendly whisky—each other’s hopes we share— And throw our top-coats open to drink the mountain air. The roads are rare to travel, and life seems all complete; The grind of wheels on gravel, the trot of horses’ feet, The trot, trot, trot and canter, as down the spur we go— The green sweeps to horizons blue that call for Cobb and Co.{41} </div> <div class="stanza"> We take a bright girl actress through western dust and damps, To bear the home-world message, and sing for sinful camps, To wake the hearts and break them, wild hearts that hope and ache— (Ah! when she thinks of those days her own must nearly break!) Five miles this side the gold-field, a loud, triumphant shout: Five hundred cheering diggers have snatched the horses out: With ‘Auld Lang Syne’ in chorus through roaring camps they go— That cheer for her, and cheer for Home, and cheer for Cobb and Co. </div> <div class="stanza"> Three lamps above the ridges and gorges dark and deep, A flash on sandstone cuttings where sheer the sidings sweep, A flash on shrouded waggons, on water ghastly white; Weird bush and scattered remnants of ‘rushes in the night;{42}’ Across the swollen river a flash beyond the ford: Ride hard to warn the driver! He’s drunk or mad, good Lord!’ But on the bank to westward a broad, triumphant glow— A hundred miles shall see to-night the lights of Cobb and Co.! </div> <div class="stanza"> Swift scramble up the siding where teams climb inch by inch; Pause, bird-like, on the summit—then breakneck down the pinch Past haunted half-way houses—where convicts made the bricks— Scrub-yards and new bark shanties, we dash with five and six— By clear, ridge-country rivers, and gaps where tracks run high, Where waits the lonely horseman, cut clear against the sky; Through stringy-bark and blue-gum, and box and pine we go; New camps are stretching ’cross the plains the routes of Cobb and Co. . . . . . . . . . . {43} Throw down the reins, old driver—there’s no one left to shout; The ruined inn’s survivor must take the horses out. A poor old coach hereafter!—we’re lost to all such things— No bursts of songs or laughter shall shake your leathern springs When creeping in unnoticed by railway sidings drear, Or left in yards for lumber, decaying with the year— Oh, who’ll think how in those days when distant fields were broad You raced across the Lachlan side with twenty-five on board. </div> <div class="stanza"> Not all the ships that sail away since Roaring Days are done— Not all the boats that steam from port, nor all the trains that run, Shall take such hopes and loyal hearts—for men shall never know Such days as when the Royal Mail was run by Cobb and Co. The ‘greyhounds’ race across the sea, the ‘special’ cleaves the haze,{44} But these seem dull and slow to me compared with Roaring Days! The eyes that watched are dim with age, and souls are weak and slow, The hearts are dust or hardened now that broke for Cobb and Co. </div> </div></div> {45} <h2>HOW THE LAND WAS WON</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The future was dark and the past was dead As they gazed on the sea once more— But a nation was born when the immigrants said ‘Good-bye!’ as they stepped ashore! In their loneliness they were parted thus Because of the work to do, A wild wide land to be won for us By hearts and hands so few. </div> <div class="stanza"> The darkest land ’neath a blue sky’s dome, And the widest waste on earth; The strangest scenes and the least like home In the lands of our fathers’ birth; The loneliest land in the wide world then, And away on the furthest seas, A land most barren of life for men— And they won it by twos and threes!{46} </div> <div class="stanza"> With God, or a dog, to watch, they slept By the camp-fires’ ghastly glow, Where the scrubs were dark as the blacks that crept With ‘nulla’ and spear held low; Death was hidden amongst the trees, And bare on the glaring sand They fought and perished by twos and threes— And that’s how they won the land! </div> <div class="stanza"> It was two that failed by the dry creek bed, While one reeled on alone— The dust of Australia’s greatest dead With the dust of the desert blown! Gaunt cheek-bones cracking the parchment skin That scorched in the blazing sun, Black lips that broke in a ghastly grin— And that’s how the land was won! </div> <div class="stanza"> Starvation and toil on the tracks they went, And death by the lonely way; The childbirth under the tilt or tent, The childbirth under the dray! The childbirth out in the desolate hut With a half-wild gin for nurse— That’s how the first were born to bear The brunt of the first man’s curse!{47} </div> <div class="stanza"> They toiled and they fought through the shame of it— Through wilderness, flood, and drought; They worked, in the struggles of early days, Their sons’ salvation out. The white girl-wife in the hut alone, The men on the boundless run, The miseries suffered, unvoiced, unknown— And that’s how the land was won. </div> <div class="stanza"> No armchair rest for the old folk then— But, ruined by blight and drought, They blazed the tracks to the camps again In the big scrubs further out. The worn haft, wet with a father’s sweat, Gripped hard by the eldest son, The boy’s back formed to the hump of toil— And that’s how the land was won! </div> <div class="stanza"> And beyond Up Country, beyond Out Back, And the rainless belt, they ride, The currency lad and the ne’er-do-weel And the black sheep, side by side; In wheeling horizons of endless haze That disk through the Great North-west, They ride for ever by twos and by threes— And that’s how they win the rest. </div> </div></div> {48} <h2>THE BOSS OVER THE BOARD</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> When he’s over a rough and unpopular shed, With the sins of the bank and the men on his head; When he musn’t look black or indulge in a grin, And thirty or forty men hate him like Sin— I am moved to admit—when the total is scored— That it’s just a bit off for the Boss-of-the-board. I have battled a lot, But my dream’s never soared To the lonely position of Boss-of-the-board. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas a black-listed shed down the Darling: the Boss Was a small man to see—though a big man to cross— We had nought to complain of—except what we thought, And the Boss didn’t boss any more than he ought;{49} But the Union was booming, and Brotherhood soared, So we hated like poison the Boss-of-the-board. We could tolerate ‘hands’— We respected the cook; But the name of a Boss was a blot in our book. </div> <div class="stanza"> He’d a row with Big Duggan—a rough sort of Jim— Or, rather, Jim Duggan was ‘laying for’ him! His hate of Injustice and Greed was so deep That his shearing grew rough—and he ill-used the sheep. And I fancied that Duggan his manliness lower’d When he took off his shirt to the Boss-of-the-board, For the Boss was ten stone, And the shearer full-grown, And he might have, they said, let the crawler alone. </div> <div class="stanza"> Though some of us there wished the fight to the strong, Yet we knew in our hearts that the shearer was wrong. And the crawler was plucky, it can’t be denied, For he had to fight Freedom and Justice beside,{50} But he came up so gamely, as often as floored, That a blackleg stood up for the Boss-of-the-board! And the fight was a sight, And we pondered that night— ‘It’s surprising how some of those blacklegs can fight!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Next day at the office, when sadly the wreck Of Jim Duggan came up like a lamb for his cheque, Said the Boss, ‘Don’t be childish! It’s all past and gone; I am short of good shearers. You’d better stay on.’ And we fancied Jim Duggan our dignity lower’d When he stopped to oblige a damned Boss-of-the-board. We said nothing to Jim, For a joke might be grim, And the subject, we saw, was distasteful to him. </div> <div class="stanza"> The Boss just went on as he’d done from the first, And he favoured Big Duggan no more than the worst; And when we’d cut out and the steamer came down— With the hawkers and spielers—to take us to town,{51} And we’d all got aboard, ’twas Jim Duggan, good Lord! Who yelled for three cheers for the Boss-of-the-board. ’Twas a bit off, no doubt— And with Freedom about— But a lot is forgot when a shed is cut out. </div> <div class="stanza"> With Freedom of Contract maintained in his shed, And the curse of the Children of Light on his head, He’s apt to long sadly for sweetheart or wife, And his views be inclined to the dark side of life. The Truth must be spread and the Cause must be shored— But it’s just a bit rough on the Boss-of-the-board. I am all for the Right, But perhaps (out of sight) As a son or a husband or father he’s white. </div> </div></div> {52} <h2>WHEN THE LADIES COME TO THE SHEARING SHED</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ‘The ladies are coming,’ the super says To the shearers sweltering there, And ‘the ladies’ means in the shearing shed: ‘Don’t cut ’em too bad. Don’t swear.’ The ghost of a pause in the shed’s rough heart, And lower is bowed each head; And nothing is heard, save a whispered word, And the roar of the shearing-shed. </div> <div class="stanza"> The tall, shy rouser has lost his wits, And his limbs are all astray; He leaves a fleece on the shearing-board, And his broom in the shearer’s way. There’s a curse in store for that jackaroo As down by the wall he slants— And the ringer bends with his legs askew And wishes he’d ‘patched them pants.{53}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> They are girls from the city. (Our hearts rebel As we squint at their dainty feet.) And they gush and say in a girly way That ‘the dear little lambs’ are ‘sweet.’ And Bill, the ringer, who’d scorn the use Of a childish word like ‘damn,’ Would give a pound that his tongue were loose As he tackles a lively lamb. </div> <div class="stanza"> Swift thoughts of homes in the coastal towns— Or rivers and waving grass— And a weight on our hearts that we cannot define That comes as the ladies pass. But the rouser ventures a nervous dig In the ribs of the next to him; And Barcoo says to his pen-mate: ‘Twig The style of the last un, Jim.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Jim Moonlight gives her a careless glance— Then he catches his breath with pain— His strong hand shakes and the sunlights dance As he bends to his work again. But he’s well disguised in a bristling beard, Bronzed skin, and his shearer’s dress; And whatever Jim Moonlight hoped or feared Were hard for his mates to guess.{54} </div> <div class="stanza"> Jim Moonlight, wiping his broad, white brow, Explains, with a doleful smile: ‘A stitch in the side,’ and ‘he’s all right now’— But he leans on the beam awhile, And gazes out in the blazing noon On the clearing, brown and bare— She has come and gone, like a breath of June, In December’s heat and glare. </div> <div class="stanza"> The bushmen are big rough boys at the best, With hearts of a larger growth; But they hide those hearts with a brutal jest, And the pain with a reckless oath. Though the Bills and Jims of the bush-bard sing Of their life loves, lost or dead, The love of a girl is a sacred thing Not voiced in a shearing-shed. </div> </div></div> {55} <h2>THE BALLAD OF THE ROUSEABOUT</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> A rouseabout of rouseabouts, from any land—or none— I bear a nick-name of the bush, and I’m—a woman’s son; I came from where I camp’d last night, and, at the day-dawn glow, I rub the darkness from my eyes, roll up my swag, and go. </div> <div class="stanza"> Some take the track for bitter pride, some for no pride at all— (But—to us all the world is wide when driven to the wall) Some take the track for gain in life, some take the track for loss— And some of us take up the swag as Christ took up the Cross.{56} </div> <div class="stanza"> Some take the track for faith in men—some take the track for doubt— Some flee a squalid home to work their own salvation out. Some dared not see a mother’s tears nor meet a father’s face— Born of good Christian families some leap, head-long, from Grace. </div> <div class="stanza"> Oh we are men who fought and rose, or fell from many grades; Some born to lie, and some to pray, we’re men of many trades; We’re men whose fathers were and are of high and low degree— The sea was open to us and we sailed across the sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> And—were our quarrels wrong or just?—has no place in my song— We seared our souls in puzzling as to what was right or wrong; We judge not and we are not judged—’tis our philosophy— There’s something wrong with every ship that sails upon the sea.{57} </div> <div class="stanza"> From shearing shed to shearing shed we tramp to make a cheque— Jack Cornstalk and the ne’er-do-weel—the tar-boy and the wreck. We learn the worth of man to man—and this we learn too well— The shanty and the shearing shed are warmer spots in hell! </div> <div class="stanza"> I’ve humped my swag to Bawley Plain, and further out and on; I’ve boiled my billy by the Gulf, and boiled it by the Swan— I’ve thirsted in dry lignum swamps, and thirsted on the sand, And eked the fire with camel dung in Never-Never Land. </div> <div class="stanza"> I know the track from Spencer’s Gulf and north of Cooper’s Creek— Where falls the half-caste to the strong, ‘black velvet’ to the weak— (From gold-top Flossie in the Strand to half-caste and the gin— If they had brains, poor animals! we’d teach them how to sin.){58} </div> <div class="stanza"> I’ve tramped, and camped, and ‘shore’ and drunk with many mates Out Back— And every one to me is Jack because the first was Jack— A ‘lifer’ sneaked from jail at home—the ‘straightest’ mate I met— A ‘ratty’ Russian Nihilist—a British Baronet! </div> <div class="stanza"> I know the tucker tracks that feed—or leave one in the lurch— The ‘Burgoo’ (Presbyterian) track—the ‘Murphy’ (Roman Church)— But more the man, and not the track, so much as it appears, For ‘battling’ is a trade to learn, and I’ve served seven years. </div> <div class="stanza"> We’re haunted by the past at times—and this is very bad, And so we drink till horrors come, lest, sober, we go mad— So much is lost Out Back, so much of hell is realised— A man might skin himself alive and no one be surprised.{59} </div> <div class="stanza"> A rouseabout of rouseabouts, above—beneath regard, I know how soft is this old world, and I have learnt how hard— A rouseabout of rouseabouts—I know what men can feel, I’ve seen the tears from hard eyes slip as drops from polished steel. </div> <div class="stanza"> I learned what college had to teach, and in the school of men By camp-fires I have learned, or, say, unlearned it all again; But this I’ve learned, that truth is strong, and if a man go straight He’ll live to see his enemy struck down by time and fate! </div> <div class="stanza"> We hold him true who’s true to one however false he be (There’s something wrong with every ship that lies beside the quay); We lend and borrow, laugh and joke, and when the past is drowned, We sit upon our swags and smoke and watch the world go round. </div> </div></div> {60} <h2>YEARS AFTER THE WAR IN AUSTRALIA</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The big rough boys from the runs out back were first where the balls flew free, And yelled in the slang of the Outside Track: ‘By God, it’s a Christmas spree!’ ‘It’s not too rusty’—and ‘Wool away!—stand clear of the blazing shoots!’— ‘Sheep O! Sheep O!’—‘We’ll cut out to-day’—‘Look out for the boss’s boots!’— ‘What price the tally in camp to-night!’—‘What price the boys Out Back!’— ‘Go it, you tigers, for Right or Might and the pride of the Outside Track!’— ‘Needle and thread!’—‘I have broke my comb!’—‘Now ride, you flour-bags, ride!’— ‘Fight for your mates and the folk at home!’—‘Here’s for the Lachlan side!{61}’ Those men of the West would sneer and scoff at the gates of hell ajar, And oft the sight of a head cut off was hailed by a yell for ‘Tar!’ . . . . . . . . . . I heard the push in the Red Redoubt, irate at a luckless shot: ‘Look out for the blooming shell, look out!’—‘Gor’ bli’ me, but that’s red-hot!’— ‘It’s Bill the Slogger—poor bloke—he’s done. A chunk of the shell was his; I wish the beggar that fired that gun could get within reach of Liz.’ ‘Those foreign gunners will give us rats, but I wish it was Bill they missed.’ ‘I’d like to get at their bleeding hats with a rock in my (something) fist.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Hold up, Billy; I’ll stick to you; they’ve hit you under the belt; If we get the waddle I’ll swag you through, if the blazing mountains melt; You remember the night when the traps got me for stoushing a bleeding Chow,{62} And you went for ’em proper and laid out three, and I won’t forget it now.’ And, groaning and swearing, the pug replied: ‘I’m done ... they’ve knocked me out! I’d fight them all for a pound a-side, from the boss to the rouseabout. My nut is cracked and my legs is broke, and it gives me worse than hell; I trained for a scrap with a twelve-stone bloke, and not with a bursting shell. You needn’t mag, for I knowed, old chum, I knowed, old pal, you’d stick; But you can’t hold out till the reg’lars come, and you’d best be nowhere quick. They’ve got a force and a gun ashore, both of our wings is broke; They’ll storm the ridge in a minute more, and the best you can do is smoke.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And Jim exclaimed: ‘You can smoke, you chaps, but me—Gor’ bli’ me, no! The push that ran from the George-street traps won’t run from a foreign foe. I’ll stick to the gun while she makes them sick, and I’ll stick to what’s left of Bill.{63}’ And they hiss through their blackened teeth: ‘We’ll stick! by the blazing flame, we will!’ And long years after the war was past, they told in the town and bush How the ridge of death to the bloody last was held by a Sydney push; How they fought to the end in a sheet of flame, how they fought with their rifle-stocks, And earned, in a nobler sense, the name of their ancient weapons—‘rocks.’ . . . . . . . . . . In the western camps it was ever our boast, when ’twas bad for the kangaroo: ‘If the enemy’s forces take the coast, they must take the mountains, too; They may force their way by the western line or round by a northern track, But they won’t run short of a decent spree with the men who are left out back!’ When we burst the enemy’s ironclads and won by a run of luck, We whooped as loudly as Nelson’s lads when a French three-decker struck;{64} And when the enemy’s troops prevailed the truth was never heard— We lied like heroes who never failed explaining how that occurred. </div> <div class="stanza"> You bushmen sneer in the old bush way at the newchum jackeroo, But ‘cuffs-’n’-collers’ were out that day, and they stuck to their posts like glue; I never believed that a dude could fight till a Johnny led us then; We buried his bits in the rear that night for the honour of George-street men. And Jim the Ringer—he fought, he did. The regiment nicknamed Jim, ‘Old Heads a Caser’ and ‘Heads a Quid,’ but it never was ‘tails’ with him. The way that he rode was a racing rhyme, and the way that he finished grand; He backed the enemy every time, and died in a hand-to-hand! . . . . . . . . . . I’ll never forget when the ringer and I were first in the Bush Brigade, With Warrego Bill, from the Live-till-you-Die, in the last grand charge we made.{65} And Billy died—he was full of sand—he said, as I raised his head: ‘I’m full of love for my native land, but a lot too full of lead. Tell ’em,’ said Billy, ‘and tell old dad, to look after the cattle pup;’ But his eyes grew bright, though his voice was sad, and he said, as I held him up: ‘I have been happy on western farms. And once, when I first went wrong, Around my neck were the trembling arms of the girl I’d loved so long. Far out on the southern seas I’ve sailed, and ridden where brumbies roam, And oft, when all on the station failed, I’ve driven the outlaw home. I’ve spent a cheque in a day and night, and I’ve made a cheque as quick; I struck a nugget when times were tight, and the stores had stopped our tick. I’ve led the field on the old bay mare, and I hear the cheering still, When mother and sister and she were there, and the old man yelled for Bill;{66} But, save for her, could I live my while again in the old bush way, I’d give it all for the last half-mile in the race we rode to-day!’ And he passed away as the stars came out—he died as old heroes die— I heard the sound of the distant rout, and the Southern Cross was high. </div> </div></div> {67} <h2>THE OLD JIMMY WOODSER</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The old Jimmy Woodser comes into the bar, Unwelcomed, unnoticed, unknown, Too old and too odd to be drunk with, by far; And he glides to the end where the lunch baskets are And they say that he tipples alone. </div> <div class="stanza"> His frock-coat is green and the nap is no more, And the style of his hat is at rest. He wears the peaked collar our grandfathers wore, The black-ribboned tie that was legal of yore, And the coat buttoned over his breast. </div> <div class="stanza"> When first he came in, for a moment I thought That my vision or wits were astray; For a picture and page out of Dickens he brought, ’Twas an old file dropped in from the Chancery Court To a wine-vault just over the way.{68} </div> <div class="stanza"> But I dreamed as he tasted his bitters to-night, And the lights in the bar-room grew dim, That the shades of the friends of that other day’s light, And of girls that were bright in our grandfathers’ sight, Lifted shadowy glasses to him. </div> <div class="stanza"> And I opened the door as the old man passed out, With his short, shuffling step and bowed head; And I sighed, for I felt as I turned me about, An odd sense of respect—born of whisky no doubt— For the life that was fifty years dead. </div> <div class="stanza"> And I thought—there are times when our memory trends Through the future, as ’twere, on its own— That I, out of date ere my pilgrimage ends, In a new fashioned bar to dead loves and dead friends Might drink like the old man alone: While they whisper, ‘He boozes alone.’ </div> </div></div> {69} <h2>THE CHRIST OF THE ‘NEVER’</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> With eyes that seem shrunken to pierce To the awful horizons of land, Through the haze of hot days, and the fierce White heat-waves that flow on the sand; Through the Never Land westward and nor’ward, Bronzed, bearded and gaunt on the track, Quiet-voiced and hard-knuckled, rides forward The Christ of the Outer Out-back. </div> <div class="stanza"> For the cause that will ne’er be relinquished Spite of all the great cynics on earth— In the ranks of the bush undistinguished By manner or dress—if by birth— God’s preacher, of churches unheeded— God’s vineyard, though barren the sod— Plain spokesman where spokesman is needed— Rough link ’twixt the bushman and God.{70} </div> <div class="stanza"> He works where the hearts of all nations Are withered in flame from the sky, Where the sinners work out their salvations In a hell-upon-earth ere they die. In the camp or the lonely hut lying In a waste that seems out of God’s sight, He’s the doctor—the mate of the dying Through the smothering heat of the night. </div> <div class="stanza"> By his work in the hells of the shearers, Where the drinking is ghastly and grim, Where the roughest and worst of his hearers Have listened bareheaded to him. By his paths through the parched desolation Hot rides and the terrible tramps; By the hunger, the thirst, the privation Of his work in the furthermost camps; </div> <div class="stanza"> By his worth in the light that shall search men And prove—ay! and justify each— I place him in front of all churchmen Who feel not, who know not—but preach! </div> </div></div> {71} <h2>THE CATTLE-DOG’S DEATH</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The plains lay bare on the homeward route, And the march was heavy on man and brute; For the Spirit of Drouth was on all the land, And the white heat danced on the glowing sand. </div> <div class="stanza"> The best of our cattle-dogs lagged at last, His strength gave out ere the plains were passed, And our hearts grew sad when he crept and laid His languid limbs in the nearest shade. </div> <div class="stanza"> He saved our lives in the years gone by, When no one dreamed of the danger nigh, And the treacherous blacks in the darkness crept On the silent camp where the drovers slept. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘The dog is dying,’ a stockman said, As he knelt and lifted the shaggy head; ‘ ’Tis a long day’s march ere the run be near, And he’s dying fast; shall we leave him here?{72}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> But the super cried, ‘There’s an answer there!’ As he raised a tuft of the dog’s grey hair; And, strangely vivid, each man descried The old spear-mark on the shaggy hide. </div> <div class="stanza"> We laid a ‘bluey’ and coat across The camping pack of the lightest horse, And raised the dog to his deathbed high, And brought him far ’neath the burning sky. </div> <div class="stanza"> At the kindly touch of the stockmen rude His eyes grew human with gratitude; And though we parched in the heat that fags, We gave him the last of the water-bags. </div> <div class="stanza"> The super’s daughter we knew would chide If we left the dog in the desert wide; So we brought him far o’er the burning sand For a parting stroke of her small white hand. </div> <div class="stanza"> But long ere the station was seen ahead, His pain was o’er, for the dog was dead; And the folks all knew by our looks of gloom ’Twas a comrade’s corpse that we carried home. </div> </div></div> {73} <h2>THE SONG OF THE DARLING RIVER</h2> <div class="blockquot">The only national work of the blacks was a dam or dyke of stones across the Darling River at Brewarrina. The stones they carried from Lord knows where—and the Lord knows how. The people of Bourke kept up navigation for months above the town by a dam of sand-bags. The Darling rises in blazing droughts from the Queensland rains. There are banks and beds of good clay and rock along the river. </div> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The skies are brass and the plains are bare, Death and ruin are everywhere— And all that is left of the last year’s flood Is a sickly stream on the grey-black mud; The salt-springs bubble and quagmires quiver, And—this is the dirge of the Darling River: </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I rise in the drought from the Queensland rain, I fill my branches again and again; I hold my billabongs back in vain, For my life and my peoples the South Seas drain; And the land grows old and the people never Will see the worth of the Darling River.{74} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I drown dry gullies and lave bare hills, I turn drought-ruts into rippling rills— I form fair island and glades all green Till every bend is a sylvan scene. I have watered the barren land ten leagues wide! But in vain I have tried, ah! in vain I have tried To show the sign of the Great All Giver, The Word to a people: O! lock your river. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I want no blistering barge aground, But racing steamers the seasons round; I want fair homes on my lonely ways, A people’s love and a people’s praise— And rosy children to dive and swim— And fair girls’ feet in my rippling brim; And cool, green forests and gardens ever’— Oh, this is the hymn of the Darling River. </div> <div class="stanza"> The sky is brass and the scrub-lands glare, Death and ruin are everywhere; Thrown high to bleach, or deep in the mud The bones lie buried by last year’s flood. And the Demons dance from the Never Never To laugh at the rise of the Darling River. </div> </div></div> {75} <h2>RAIN IN THE MOUNTAINS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The valley’s full of misty cloud, Its tinted beauty drowning, The Eucalypti roar aloud, The mountain fronts are frowning. </div> <div class="stanza"> The mist is hanging like a pall From many granite ledges, And many a little waterfall Starts o’er the valley’s edges. </div> <div class="stanza"> The sky is of a leaden grey, Save where the north is surly, The driven daylight speeds away, And night comes o’er us early. </div> <div class="stanza"> But, love, the rain will pass full soon, Far sooner than my sorrow, And in a golden afternoon The sun may set to-morrow. </div> </div></div> {76} <h2>A MAY NIGHT ON THE MOUNTAINS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ’Tis a wonderful time when these hours begin, These long ‘small hours’ of night, When grass is crisp, and the air is thin, And the stars come close and bright. The moon hangs caught in a silvery veil, From clouds of a steely grey, And the hard, cold blue of the sky grows pale In the wonderful Milky Way. </div> <div class="stanza"> There is something wrong with this star of ours, A mortal plank unsound, That cannot be charged to the mighty powers Who guide the stars around. Though man is higher than bird or beast, Though wisdom is still his boast, He surely resembles Nature least, And the things that vex her most.{77} </div> <div class="stanza"> Oh, say, some muse of a larger star, Some muse of the Universe, If they who people those planets far Are better than we, or worse? Are they exempted from deaths and births, And have they greater powers, And greater heavens, and greater earths, And greater Gods than ours? </div> <div class="stanza"> Are our lies theirs, and our truth their truth, Are they cursed for pleasure’s sake, Do they make their hells in their reckless youth Ere they know what hells they make? And do they toil through each weary hour Till the tedious day is o’er, For food that gives but the fleeting power To toil and strive for more? </div> </div></div> {78} <h2>THE NEW CHUM JACKAROO</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Let bushmen think as bushmen will, And say whate’er they choose, I hate to hear the stupid sneer At New Chum Jackaroos. </div> <div class="stanza"> He may not ride as you can ride, Or do what you can do; But sometimes you’d seem small beside The New Chum Jackaroo. </div> <div class="stanza"> His share of work he never shirks, And through the blazing drought, He lives the old things down, and works His own salvation out. </div> <div class="stanza"> When older, wiser chums despond He battles brave of heart— ’Twas he who sailed of old beyond The margin of the chart.{79} </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas he who proved the world was round— In crazy square canoes; The lands you’re living in were found By New Chum Jackaroos. </div> <div class="stanza"> He crossed the deserts hot and bare, From barren, hungry shores— The plains that you would scarcely dare With all your tanks and bores. </div> <div class="stanza"> He fought a way through stubborn hills Towards the setting sun— Your fathers all and Burke and Wills Were New Chums, every one. </div> <div class="stanza"> When England fought with all the world In those brave days gone by, And all its strength against her hurled, He held her honour high. </div> <div class="stanza"> By Southern palms and Northern pines— Where’er was life to lose— She held her own with thin red lines Of New Chum Jackaroos.{80} </div> <div class="stanza"> Through shot and shell and solitudes, Wherever feet have gone, The New Chums fought while eye-glass dudes And Johnnies led them on. </div> <div class="stanza"> And though he wear a foppish coat, And these old things forget, In stormy times I’d give a vote For Cuffs and Collars yet. </div> </div></div> {81} <h2>THE DONS OF SPAIN</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The Eagle screams at the beck of trade, so Spain, as the world goes round, Must wrestle the right to live or die from the sons of the land she found; For, as in the days when the buccaneer was abroad on the Spanish Main, The national honour is one thing dear to the hearts of the Dons of Spain. </div> <div class="stanza"> She has slaughtered thousands with fire and sword, as the Christian world might know; We murder millions, but, thank the Lord! we only starve ’em slow. The times have changed since the days of old, but the same old facts remain— We fight for Freedom, and God, and Gold, and the Spaniards fight for Spain.{82} </div> <div class="stanza"> We fought with the strength of the moral right, and they, as their ships went down, They only fought with the grit to fight and their armour to help ’em drown. It mattered little what chance or hope, for ever their path was plain, The Church was the Church, and the Pope the Pope—but the Spaniards fought for Spain. </div> <div class="stanza"> If Providence struck for the honest thief at times in the battle’s din— If ever it struck at the hypocrite—well, that’s where the Turks came in; But this remains ere we leave the wise to argue it through in vain— There’s something great in the wrong that dies as the Spaniards die for Spain. </div> <div class="stanza"> The foes of Spain may be kin to us who are English heart and soul, And proud of our national righteousness and proud of the lands we stole; But we yet might pause while those brave men die and the death-drink pledge again— For the sake of the past, if you’re doomed, say I, may your death be a grand one, Spain!{83} </div> <div class="stanza"> Then here’s to the bravest of Freedom’s foes who ever with death have stood— For the sake of the courage to die on steel as their fathers died on wood; And here’s a cheer for the flag unfurled in a hopeless cause again, For the sake of the days when the Christian world was saved by the Dons of Spain. </div> </div></div> {84} <h2>THE BURSTING OF THE BOOM</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The shipping-office clerks are ‘short,’ the manager is gruff— ‘They cannot make reductions,’ and ‘the fares are low enough.’ They ship us West with cattle, and we go like cattle too; And fight like dogs three times a day for what we get to chew.... We’ll have the pick of empty bunks and lots of stretching room, And go for next to nothing at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> So wait till the Boom bursts!—we’ll all get a show: Then when the Boom bursts is our time to go.{85} We’ll meet ’em coming back in shoals, with looks of deepest gloom, But we’re the sort that battle through at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> The captain’s easy-going when Fremantle comes in sight; He can’t say when you’ll get ashore—‘perhaps to-morrow night;’ Your coins are few, the charges high; you must not linger here— You’ll get your boxes from the hold ‘when she’s ’longside the pier.’ ... The launch will foul the gangway, and the trembling bulwarks loom Above a fleet of harbour craft—at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> So wait till the Boom bursts!—we’ll all get a show; He’ll ‘take you for a bob, sir,’ and where you want to go. He’ll ‘take the big portmanteau, sir, if he might so presume’— You needn’t hump your luggage at the Bursting of the Boom.{86} </div> <div class="stanza"> It’s loafers—Customs-loafers—and you pay and pay again; They hinder you and cheat you from the gangway to the train; The pubs and restaurants are full—they haven’t room for more; They charge us each three shillings for a shakedown on the floor; But, ‘Show this gentleman upstairs—the first front parlour room. We’ll see about your luggage, sir’—at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> So wait till the Boom bursts!—we’ll all get a show; And wait till the Boom bursts, and swear mighty low. ‘We mostly charge a pound a week. How do you like the room?’ And ‘Show this gentleman the bath’—at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> I go down to the timber-yard (I cannot face the rent) To get some strips of oregon to frame my hessian tent;{87} To buy some scraps of lumber for a table or a shelf: The boss comes up and says I might just look round for myself; The foreman grunts and turns away as silent as the tomb— The boss himself will wait on me at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> So wait till the Boom bursts!—we’ll all get a load. ‘You had better take those scraps, sir, they’re only in the road.’ ‘Now, where the hell’s the carter?’ you’ll hear the foreman fume; And, ‘Take that timber round at once!’ at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> Each one-a-penny grocer, in his box of board and tin, Will think it condescending to consent to take you in; And not content with twice as much as what is just and right, They charge and cheat you doubly, for the Boom is at its height.{88} It’s ‘Take it now or leave it now;’ ‘your money or your room;’— But ‘Who’s attending Mr. Brown?’ at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> <div class="stanza"> So wait till the Boom bursts!—and take what you can get, ‘There’s not the slightest hurry, and your bill ain’t ready yet.’ They’ll call and get your orders until the crack o’ doom, And send them round directly, at the Bursting of the Boom. . . . . . . . . . . No Country and no Brotherhood—such things are dead and cold; A camp from all the lands or none, all mad for love of gold; Where T’othersider number one makes slave of number two, And the vilest women of the world the vilest ways pursue; And men go out and slave and bake and die in agony{89} In western hells that God forgot, where never man should be. I feel a prophet in my heart that speaks the one word ‘Doom!’ And aye you’ll hear the Devil laugh at the Bursting of the Boom. </div> </div></div> {90} <h2>ANTONY VILLA A Ballad of Ninety-three</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Over there, above the jetty, stands the mansion of the Vardens, With a tennis ground and terrace, and a flagstaff in the gardens: They are gentlemen and ladies—they’ve been ‘toffs’ for generations, But old Varden’s been unlucky—lost a lot in speculations. </div> <div class="stanza"> Troubles gathered fast upon him when the mining bubble ‘busted,’ Then the bank suspended payment, where his little all he trusted; And the butcher and the baker sent their bills in when they read it, Even John, the Chow that served him, has refused to give him ‘cledit.{91}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And the daughters of the Vardens—they are beautiful as Graces— But the balcony’s deserted, and they rarely show their faces; And the swells of their acquaintance never seem to venture near them, And the bailiff says they seldom have a cup of tea to cheer them. </div> <div class="stanza"> They were butterflies—I always was a common caterpillar, But I’m sorry for the ladies over there in ’Tony Villa, Shut up there in ’Tony Villa with the bailiff and their trouble; And the dried-up reservoir, where my tears were seems to bubble. </div> <div class="stanza"> Mrs. Rooney thinks it nothing when she sends a brat to ‘borry’ Just a pinch of tea and sugar till the grocer comes temorry;’ But it’s dif’rent with the Vardens—they would starve to death as soon as Knuckle down. You know, they weren’t raised exactly like the Rooneys! . . . . . . . . . .{92} There is gossip in the ‘boxes’ and the drawing-rooms and gardens— ‘Have you heard of Varden’s failure? Have you heard about the Vardens?’ And no doubt each toney mother on the Point across the water’s Mighty glad about the downfall of the rivals of her daughters. </div> <div class="stanza"> (Tho’ the poets and the writers say that man to man’s inhuman, I’m inclined to think it’s nothing to what woman is to woman, More especially, the ladies, save perhaps a fellow’s mother; And I think that men are better—they are kinder to each other.) . . . . . . . . . . There’s a youngster by the jetty gathering cinders from the ashes, He was known as ‘Master Varden’ ere the great financial crashes. And his manner shows the dif’rence ’twixt the nurs’ry and gutter— But I’ve seen him at the grocer’s buying half a pound of butter.{93} </div> <div class="stanza"> And his mother fights her trouble in the house across the water, She is just as proud as Varden, though she was a ‘cocky’s’ daughter; And at times I think I see her with the flick’ring firelight o’er her, Sitting pale and straight and quiet, gazing vacantly before her. </div> <div class="stanza"> There’s a slight and girlish figure—Varden’s youngest daughter, Nettie— On the terrace after sunset, when the boat is near the jetty; She is good and pure and pretty, and her rivals don’t deny it, Though they say that Nettie Varden takes in sewing on the quiet. </div> <div class="stanza"> (How her sister graced the ‘circle,’ all unconscious of a lover In the seedy ‘god’ who watched her from the gallery above her! Shade of Poverty was on him, and the light of Wealth upon her, But perhaps he loved her better than the swells attending on her.) . . . . . . . . . .{94} There’s a white man’s heart in Varden, spite of all the blue blood in him, There are working men who wouldn’t stand and hear a word agin’ him; But his name was never printed by the side of his ‘donations,’ Save on hearts that have—in this world—very humble circulations. </div> <div class="stanza"> He was never stiff or hoggish—he was affable and jolly, And he’d always say ‘Good morning’ to the deck hand on the ‘Polly;’ He would ‘barrack’ with the newsboys on the Quay across the ferry, And he’d very often tip ’em coming home a trifle merry. </div> <div class="stanza"> But his chin is getting higher, and his features daily harden (He will not ‘give up possession’—there’s a lot of fight in Varden); And the way he steps the gangway! oh, you couldn’t but admire it! Just as proud as ever hero walked the plank aboard a pirate!{95} </div> <div class="stanza"> He will think about the hardships that his girls were never ‘useter,’ And it must be mighty heavy on the thoroughbred old rooster; But he’ll never strike his colours, and I tell a lying tale if Varden’s pride don’t kill him sooner than the bankers or the bailiff. </div> <div class="stanza"> You remember when we often had to go without our dinners, In the days when Pride and Hunger fought a finish out within us; And how Pride would come up groggy—Hunger whooping loud and louder— And the swells are proud as we are; they are just as proud—and prouder. </div> <div class="stanza"> Yes, the toffs have grit, in spite of all our sneering and our scorning— What’s the crowd? What’s that? God help us!— Varden shot himself this morning!... There’ll be gossip in the ‘circle,’ in the drawing-rooms and gardens; But I’m sorry for the family; yes—I’m sorry for the Vardens. </div> </div></div> {96} <h2>SECOND CLASS WAIT HERE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> On suburban railway stations—you may see them as you pass— There are signboards on the platforms saying, ‘Wait here second class;’ And to me the whirr and thunder and the cluck of running gear Seem to be for ever saying, saying ‘Second class wait here’— ‘Wait here second class, Second class wait here.’ Seem to be for ever saying, saying ‘Second class wait here.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And the second class were waiting in the days of serf and prince, And the second class are waiting—they’ve been waiting ever since.{97} There are gardens in the background, and the line is bare and drear, Yet they wait beneath a signboard, sneering ‘Second class wait here.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> I have waited oft in winter, in the mornings dark and damp, When the asphalt platform glistened underneath the lonely lamp. Ghastly on the brick-faced cutting ‘Sellum’s Soap’ and ‘Blower’s Beer;’ Ghastly on enamelled signboards with their ‘Second class wait here.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And the others seemed like burglars, slouched and muffled to the throats, Standing round apart and silent in their shoddy overcoats, And the wind among the wires, and the poplars bleak and bare, Seemed to be for ever snarling, snarling ‘Second class wait there.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Out beyond the further suburb, ’neath a chimney stack alone, Lay the works of Grinder Brothers, with a platform of their own;{98} And I waited there and suffered, waited there for many a year, Slaved beneath a phantom signboard, telling our class to wait here. </div> <div class="stanza"> Ah! a man must feel revengeful for a boyhood such as mine. God! I hate the very houses near the workshop by the line; And the smell of railway stations, and the roar of running gear, And the scornful-seeming signboards, saying ‘Second class wait here.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> There’s a train with Death for driver, which is ever going past, And there are no class compartments, and we all must go at last To the long white jasper platform with an Eden in the rear; And there won’t be any signboards, saying ‘Second class wait here.’ </div> </div></div> {99} <h2>THE SHIPS THAT WON’T GO DOWN</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> We hear a great commotion ’Bout the ship that comes to grief, That founders in mid-ocean, Or is driven on a reef; Because it’s cheap and brittle A score of sinners drown. But we hear but mighty little Of the ships that won’t go down. </div> <div class="stanza"> Here’s honour to the builders— The builders of the past; Here’s honour to the builders That builded ships to last; Here’s honour to the captain, And honour to the crew; Here’s double-column head-lines To the ships that battle through.{100} </div> <div class="stanza"> They make a great sensation About famous men that fail, That sink a world of chances In the city morgue or gaol, Who drink, or blow their brains out, Because of ‘Fortune’s frown.’ But we hear far too little Of the men who won’t go down. </div> <div class="stanza"> The world is full of trouble, And the world is full of wrong, But the heart of man is noble, And the heart of man is strong! They say the sea sings dirges, But I would say to you That the wild wave’s song’s a pæan For the men that battle through. </div> </div></div> {101} <h2>THE MEN WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> When God’s wrath-cloud is o’er me, Affrighting heart and mind; When days seem dark before me, And days seem black behind; Those friends who think they know me— Who deem their insight keen— They ne’er forget to show me The man I might have been. </div> <div class="stanza"> He’s rich and independent, Or rising fast to fame; His bright star is ascendant, The country knows his name; His houses and his gardens Are splendid to be seen; His fault the wise world pardons— The man I might have been.{102} </div> <div class="stanza"> His fame and fortune haunt me; His virtues wave me back; His name and prestige daunt me When I would take the track; But you, my friend true-hearted— God keep our friendship green!— You know how I was parted From all I might have been. </div> <div class="stanza"> But what avails the ache of Remorse or weak regret? We’ll battle for the sake of The men we might be yet! We’ll strive to keep in sight of The brave, the true, and clean, And triumph yet in spite of The men we might have been. </div> </div></div> {103} <h2>THE WAY OF THE WORLD</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> When fairer faces turn from me, And gayer friends grow cold, And I have lost through poverty The friendship bought, with gold; When I have served the selfish turn Of some all-worldly few, And Folly’s lamps have ceased to burn, Then I’ll come back to you. </div> <div class="stanza"> When my admirers find I’m not The rising star they thought, And praise or blame is all forgot My early promise brought; When brighter rivals lead a host Where once I led a few, And kinder times reward their boast, Then I’ll come back to you.{104} </div> <div class="stanza"> You loved me, not for what I had Or what I might have been. You saw the good, but not the bad, Was kind, for that between. I know that you’ll forgive again— That you will judge me true; I’ll be too tired to explain When I come back to you. </div> </div></div> {105} <h2>THE BATTLING DAYS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> So, sit you down in a straight-backed chair, with your pipe and your wife content, And cross your knees with your wisest air, and preach of the ‘days mis-spent;’ Grown fat and moral apace, old man! you prate of the change ‘since then’— In spite of all, I’d as lief be back in those hard old days again. </div> <div class="stanza"> They were hard old days; they were battling days; they were cruel at times—but then, In spite of all, I would rather be back in those hard old days again. The land was barren to sow wild oats in the days when we sowed our own— (‘Twas little we thought or our friends believed that ours would ever be sown){106} But the wild oats wave on their stormy path, and they speak of the hearts of men— I would sow a crop if I had my time in those hard old days again. </div> <div class="stanza"> We travel first, or we go saloon—on the planned-out trips we go, With those who are neither rich nor poor, and we find that the life is slow; It’s ‘a pleasant trip’ where they cried, ‘Good luck!’ There was fun in the steerage then— In spite of all, I would fain be back in those vagabond days again. </div> <div class="stanza"> On Saturday night we’ve a pound to spare—a pound for a trip down town— We took more joy in those hard old days for a hardly spared half-crown; We took more pride in the pants we patched than the suits we have had since then— In spite of all, I would rather be back in those comical days again. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas We and the World—and the rest go hang—as the Outside tracks we trod; Each thought of himself as a man and mate, and not as a martyred god;{107} The world goes wrong when your heart is strong—and this is the way with men— The world goes right when your liver is white, and you preach of the change ‘since then.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> They were hard old days; they were battling days; they were cruel times—but then, In spite of all, we shall live to-night in those hard old days again. </div> </div></div> {108} <h2>WRITTEN AFTERWARDS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> So the days of my tramping are over, And the days of my riding are done— I’m about as content as a rover Will ever be under the sun; I write, after reading your letter— My pipe with old memories rife— And I feel in a mood that had better Not meet the true eyes of the wife. </div> <div class="stanza"> You must never admit a suggestion That old things are good to recall; You must never consider the question: ‘Was I happier then, after all?’ You must banish the old hope and sorrow That make the sad pleasures of life, You must live for To-day and To-morrow If you want to be just to the wife.{109} </div> <div class="stanza"> I have changed since the first day I kissed her. Which is due—Heaven bless her!—to her; I’m respected and trusted—I’m ‘Mister,’ Addressed by the children as ‘Sir.’ And I feel the respect without feigning— But you’d laugh the great laugh of your life If you only saw me entertaining An old lady friend of the wife. </div> <div class="stanza"> By-the-way, when you’re writing, remember That you never went drinking with me, And forget our last night of December, Lest our sev’ral accounts disagree. And, for my sake, old man, you had better Avoid the old language of strife, For the technical terms of your letter May be misunderstood by the wife. </div> <div class="stanza"> Never hint of the girls appertaining To the past (when you’re writing again), For they take such a lot of explaining, And you know how I hate to explain. There are some things, we know to our sorrow, That cut to the heart like a knife, And your past is To-day and To-morrow If you want to be true to the wife.{110} </div> <div class="stanza"> I believe that the creed we were chums in Was grand, but too abstract and bold, And the knowledge of life only comes in When you’re married and fathered and old. And it’s well. You may travel as few men, You may stick to a mistress for life; But the world, as it is, born of woman Must be seen through the eyes of the wife. </div> <div class="stanza"> No doubt you are dreaming as I did And going the careless old pace, While my future grows dull and decided, And the world narrows down to the Place. Let it be. If my ‘treason’s’ resented, You may do worse, old man, in your life; Let me dream, too, that I am contented— For the sake of a true little wife. </div> </div></div> {111} <h2>THE UNCULTURED RHYMER TO HIS CULTURED CRITICS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Fight through ignorance, want, and care— Through the griefs that crush the spirit; Push your way to a fortune fair, And the smiles of the world you’ll merit. Long, as a boy, for the chance to learn— For the chance that Fate denies you; Win degrees where the Life-lights burn, And scores will teach and advise you. </div> <div class="stanza"> My cultured friends! you have come too late With your bypath nicely graded; I’ve fought thus far on my track of Fate, And I’ll follow the rest unaided. Must I be stopped by a college gate On the track of Life encroaching? Be dumb to Love, and be dumb to Hate, For the lack of a college coaching?{112} </div> <div class="stanza"> You grope for Truth in a language dead— In the dust ’neath tower and steeple! What know you of the tracks we tread? And what know you of our people? ‘I must read this, and that, and the rest,’ And write as the cult expects me?— I’ll read the book that may please me best, And write as my heart directs me! </div> <div class="stanza"> You were quick to pick on a faulty line That I strove to put my soul in: Your eyes were keen for a ‘dash’ of mine In the place of a semi-colon— And blind to the rest. And is it for such As you I must brook restriction? ‘I was taught too little?’ I learnt too much To care for a pedant’s diction! </div> <div class="stanza"> Must I turn aside from my destined way For a task your Joss would find me? I come with strength of the living day, And with half the world behind me; I leave you alone in your cultured halls To drivel and croak and cavil: Till your voice goes further than college walls, Keep out of the tracks we travel! </div> </div></div> {113} <h2>THE WRITER’S DREAM</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> A writer wrote of the hearts of men, and he followed their tracks afar; For his was a spirit that forced his pen to write of the things that are. His heart grew tired of the truths he told, for his life was hard and grim; His land seemed barren, its people cold—yet the world was dear to him;— So he sailed away from the Streets of Strife, he travelled by land and sea, In search of a people who lived a life as life in the world should be. </div> <div class="stanza"> And he reached a spot where the scene was fair, with forest and field and wood, And all things came with the seasons there, and each of its kind was good;{114} There were mountain-rivers and peaks of snow, there were lights of green and gold, And echoing caves in the cliffs below, where a world-wide ocean rolled. The lives of men from the wear of Change and the strife of the world were free— For Steam was barred by the mountain-range and the rocks of the Open Sea. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the last that were born of a noble race—when the page of the South was fair— The last of the conquered dwelt in peace with the last of the victors there. He saw their hearts with the author’s eyes who had written their ancient lore, And he saw their lives as he’d dreamed of such—ah! many a year before. And ‘I’ll write a book of these simple folk ere I to the world return, ‘And the cold who read shall be kind for these—and the wise who read shall learn. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Never again in a song of mine shall a jarring note be heard: ‘Never again shall a page or line be marred by a bitter word;{115} ‘But love and laughter and kindly hours will the book I’ll write recall, ‘With chastening tears for the loss of one, and sighs for their sorrows all. ‘Old eyes will light with a kindly smile, and the young eyes dance with glee— ‘And the heart of the cynic will rest awhile for my simple folk and me.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The lines ran on as he dipped his pen—ran true to his heart and ear— Like the brighter pages of memory when every line is clear. The pictures came and the pictures passed, like days of love and light— He saw his chapters from first to last, and he thought it grand to write. And the writer kissed his girlish wife, and he kissed her twice for pride: ‘ ’Tis a book of love, though a book of life! and a book you’ll read!’ he cried. </div> <div class="stanza"> He was blind at first to each senseless slight (for shabby and poor he came) From local ‘Fashion’ and mortgaged pride that scarce could sign its name.{116} What dreamer would dream of such paltry pride in a scene so fresh and fair? But the local spirit intensified—with its pitiful shams—was there; There were cliques wherever two houses stood (no rest for a family ghost!) They hated each other as women could—but they hated the stranger most. </div> <div class="stanza"> The writer wrote by day and night and he cried in the face of Fate— I’ll cleave to my dream of life in spite of the cynical ghosts that wait. ‘ ’Tis the shyness born of their simple lives,’ he said to the paltry pride— (The homely tongues of the simple wives ne’er erred on the generous side)— ‘They’ll prove me true and they’ll prove me kind ere the year of grace be passed,’ But the ignorant whisper of ‘axe to grind!’ went home to his heart at last. </div> <div class="stanza"> The writer sat by his drift-wood fire three nights of the South-east gale, His pen lay idle on pages vain, for his book was a fairy tale.{117} The world-wise lines of an elder age were plain on his aching brow, As he sadly thought of each brighter page that would never be written now. ‘I’ll write no more!’ But he bowed his head, for his heart was in Dreamland yet— ‘The pages written I’ll burn,’ he said, ‘and the pages thought forget.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> But he heard the hymn of the Open Sea, and the old fierce anger burned, And he wrenched his heart from its dreamland free as the fire of his youth returned:— ‘The weak man’s madness, the strong man’s scorn—the rebellious hate of youth From a deeper love of the world are born! And the cynical ghost is Truth!’ And the writer rose with a strength anew wherein Doubt could have no part; ‘I’ll write my book and it shall be true—the truth of a writer’s heart. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Ay! cover the wrong with a fairy tale—who never knew want or care— A bright green scum on a stagnant pool that will reek the longer there.{118} You may starve the writer and buy the pen—you may drive it with want and fear— But the lines run false in the hearts of men—and false to the writer’s ear. The bard’s a rebel and strife his part, and he’ll burst from his bonds anew, Till all pens write from a single heart! And so may the dream come true. . . . . . . . . . . ‘ ’Tis ever the same in the paths of men where money and dress are all, The crawler will bully whene’er he can, and the bully who can’t will crawl. And this is the creed in the local hole, where the souls of the selfish rule; Borrow and cheat while the stranger’s green, then sneer at the simple fool. Spit your spite at the men whom Fate has placed in the head-race first, And hate till death, with a senseless hate, the man you have injured worst! </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘There are generous hearts in the grinding street, but the Hearts of the World go west; For the men who toil in the dust and heat of the barren lands are best!{119} ‘The stranger’s hand to the stranger, yet—for a roving folk are mine— ‘The stranger’s store for the stranger set—and the camp-fire glow the sign! ‘The generous hearts of the world, we find, thrive best on the barren sod, ‘And the selfish thrive where Nature’s kind (they’d bully or crawl to God!) </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I was born to write of the things that are! and the strength was given to me; ‘I was born to strike at the things that mar the world as the world should be! ‘By the dumb heart-hunger and dreams of youth, by the hungry tracks I’ve trod— ‘I’ll fight as a man for the sake of truth, nor pose as a martyred god. ‘By the heart of “Bill” and the heart of “Jim,” and the men that their hearts deem “white,” ‘By the handgrips fierce, and the hard eyes dim with forbidden tears!—I’ll write! </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I’ll write untroubled by cultured fools, or the dense that fume and fret— ‘For against the wisdom of all their schools I would stake mine instinct yet!{120} For the cynical strain in the writer’s song is the world, not he, to blame, And I’ll write as I think, in the knowledge strong that thousands think the same; And the men who fight in the Dry Country grim battles by day, by night, Will believe in me, and will stand by me, and will say to the world, “He’s right!”’ </div> </div></div> {121} <h2>THE JOLLY DEAD MARCH</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> If I ever be worthy or famous— Which I’m sadly beginning to doubt— When the angel whose place ’tis to name us Shall say to my spirit, ‘Pass out!’ I wish for no sniv’lling about me (My work was the work of the land), But I hope that my country will shout me The price of a decent brass band. </div> <div class="stanza"> Thump! thump! of the drum and ‘Ta-ra-rit,’ Thump! thump! and the music—it’s grand, If only in dreams, or in spirit, To ride or march after the band! And myself and my mourners go straying, And strolling and drifting along With a band in the front of us playing The tune of an old battle song!{122} </div> <div class="stanza"> I ask for no ‘turn-out’ to bear me; I ask not for railings or slabs, And spare me! my country—oh, spare me! The hearse and the long string of cabs! I ask not the baton or ‘starts’ of The bore with the musical ear, But the music that’s blown from the hearts of The men who work hard and drink beer. </div> <div class="stanza"> And let ’em strike up ‘Annie Laurie,’ And let them burst out with ‘Lang Syne’— Twin voices of sadness and glory, That have ever been likings of mine. And give the French war-hymn deep-throated The Watch of the Germans between, And let the last mile be devoted To ‘Britannia’ and ‘Wearing the Green.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And if, in the end—more’s the pity— There is fame more than money to spare— There’s a van-man I know in the city Who’ll convey me, right side up with care. True sons of Australia, and noble, Have gone from the long dusty way,{123} While the sole mourner fought down his trouble With his pipe on the shaft of the dray. But let them strike up ‘Annie Laurie,’ &c. </div> <div class="stanza"> And my spirit will join the procession— Will pause, if it may, on the brink— Nor feel the least shade of depression When the mourners drop out for a drink; It may be a hot day in December, Or a cold day in June it may be, And the drink will but help them remember The good points the world missed in me. And help ’em to love ‘Annie Laurie,’ And help ’em to raise ‘Auld Lang Syne,’ &c. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Unhook the West Port’ for an orphan, An old digger chorus revive— If you don’t hear a whoop from the coffin, I am not being buried alive. But I’ll go with a spirit less bitter Than mine own on the earth may have been, And, perhaps, to save trouble, Saint Peter Will pass me, two comrades between.{124} </div> <div class="stanza"> And let them strike up ‘Annie Laurie,’ And let ’em burst out with ‘Lang Syne,’ Twin voices of sadness and glory That have ever been likings of mine. Let them swell the French war-hymn deep-throated (And I’ll not buck at ‘God Save the Queen’), But let the last mile be devoted To ‘Britannia’ and ‘Wearing the Green.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Thump! thump! of the drums we inherit— War-drums of my dreams! Oh it’s grand, If only in fancy or spirit, To ride or march after a band! And we, the World-Battlers, go straying And loving and laughing along— With Hope in the lead of us playing The tune of a life-battle song! </div> </div></div> {125} <h2>MY LITERARY FRIEND</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Once I wrote a little poem which I thought was very fine, And I showed the printer’s copy to a critic friend of mine, First he praised the thing a little, then he found a little fault; ‘The ideas are good,’ he muttered, ‘but the rhythm seems to halt.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> So I straighten’d up the rhythm where he marked it with his pen, And I copied it and showed it to my clever friend again. ‘You’ve improved the metre greatly, but the rhymes are bad,’ he said, As he read it slowly, scratching surplus wisdom from his head.{126} </div> <div class="stanza"> So I worked as he suggested (I believe in taking time), And I burnt the ‘midnight taper’ while I straightened up the rhyme. ‘It is better now,’ he muttered, ‘you go on and you’ll succeed, It has got a ring about it—the ideas are what you need.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> So I worked for hours upon it (I go on when I commence), And I kept in view the rhythm and the jingle and the sense, And I copied it and took it to my solemn friend once more— It reminded him of something he had somewhere read before. . . . . . . . . . . Now the people say I’d never put such horrors into print If I wasn’t too conceited to accept a friendly hint, And my dearest friends are certain that I’d profit in the end If I’d always show my copy to a literary friend. </div> </div></div> {127} <h2>MARY CALLED HIM ‘MISTER’</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> They’d parted but a year before—she never thought he’d come, She stammer’d, blushed, held out her hand, and called him ‘Mister Gum.’ How could he know that all the while she longed to murmur ‘John.’ He called her ‘Miss le Brook,’ and asked how she was getting on. </div> <div class="stanza"> They’d parted but a year before; they’d loved each other well, But he’d been to the city, and he came back such a swell. They longed to meet in fond embrace, they hungered for a kiss— But Mary called him ‘Mister,’ and the idiot called her ‘Miss.{128}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> He stood and lean’d against the door—a stupid chap was he— And, when she asked if he’d come in and have a cup of tea, He looked to left, he looked to right, and then he glanced behind, And slowly doffed his cabbage-tree, and said he ‘didn’t mind.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> She made a shy apology because the meat was tough, And then she asked if he was sure his tea was sweet enough; He stirred the tea and sipped it twice, and answer’d ‘plenty, quite;’ And cut the smallest piece of beef and said that it was ‘right.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> She glanced at him at times and cough’d an awkward little cough; He stared at anything but her and said, ‘I must be off.’ That evening he went riding north—a sad and lonely ride— She locked herself inside her room, and there sat down and cried.{129} </div> <div class="stanza"> They’d parted but a year before, they loved each other well— But she was such a country girl and he was such a swell; They longed to meet in fond embrace, they hungered for a kiss— But Mary called him ‘Mister’ and the idiot called her ‘Miss.’ </div> </div></div> {130} <h2>REJECTED</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> She says she’s very sorry, as she sees you to the gate; You calmly say ‘Good-bye’ to her while standing off a yard, Then you lift your hat and leave her, walking mighty stiff and straight— But you’re hit, old man—hit hard. </div> <div class="stanza"> In your brain the words are burning of the answer that she gave, As you turn the nearest corner and you stagger just a bit; But you pull yourself together, for a man’s strong heart is brave When it’s hit, old man—hard hit.{131} </div> <div class="stanza"> You might try to drown the sorrow, but the drink has no effect; You cannot stand the barmaid with her coarse and vulgar wit; And so you seek the street again, and start for home direct, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> You see the face of her you lost, the pity in her smile— Ah! she is to the barmaid as is snow to chimney grit; You’re a better man and nobler in your sorrow, for a while, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> And, arriving at your lodgings, with a face of deepest gloom, You shun the other boarders and your manly brow you knit; You take a light and go upstairs directly to your room— But the whole house knows you’re hit.{132} </div> <div class="stanza"> You clutch the scarf and collar, and you tear them from your throat, You rip your waistcoat open like a fellow in a fit; And you fling them in a corner with the made-to-order coat, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> You throw yourself, despairing, on your narrow little bed, Or pace the room till someone starts with ‘Skit! cat!—skit!’ And then lie blindly staring at the plaster overhead— You are hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> It’s doubtful whether vanity or love has suffered worst, So neatly in our nature are those feelings interknit, Your heart keeps swelling up so bad, you wish that it would burst, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> You think and think, and think, and think, till you go mad almost; Across your sight the spectres of the bygone seem to flit;{133} The very girl herself seems dead, and comes back as a ghost, When you’re hit, like this—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> You know that it’s all over—you’re an older man by years, In the future not a twinkle, in your black sky not a split. Ah! you’ll think it well that women have the privilege of tears, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> <div class="stanza"> You long and hope for nothing but the rest that sleep can bring, And you find that in the morning things have brightened up a bit; But you’re dull for many evenings, with a cracked heart in a sling, When you’re hit, old man—hard hit. </div> </div></div> {134} <h2>O’HARA, J.P.</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> James Patrick O’Hara, the Justice of Peace, He bossed the P.M. and he bossed the police; A parent, a deacon, a landlord was he— A townsman of weight was O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> He gave out the prizes, foundation-stones laid, He shone when the Governor’s visit was paid; And twice re-elected as Mayor was he— The flies couldn’t roost on O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> Now Sandy M‘Fly, of the Axe-and-the-Saw, Was charged with a breach of the licensing law— He sold after hours whilst talking too free On matters concerning O’Hara, J.P.{135} </div> <div class="stanza"> And each contradicted the next witness flat, Concerning back parlours, side-doors, and all that; ’Twas very conflicting, as all must agree— Ye’d betther take care!’ said O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> But ‘Baby,’ the barmaid, her evidence gave— A poor, timid darling who tried to be brave— ‘Now, don’t be afraid—if it’s frightened ye be— Speak out, my good girl,’ said O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> Her hair was so golden, her eyes were so blue, Her face was so fair and her words seemed so true— So green in the ways of sweet women was he That she jolted the heart of O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> He turned to the other grave Justice of Peace, And whispered, ‘You can’t always trust the police; ‘I’ll visit the premises during the day, And see for myself,’ said O’Hara, Jay Pay. (Case postponed.) . . . . . . . . . . ’Twas early next morning, or late the same night— ‘ ’Twas early next morning’ we think would be right— And sounds that betokened a breach of the law Escaped through the cracks of the Axe-and-the-Saw.{136} </div> <div class="stanza"> And Constable Dogherty, out in the street, Met Constable Clancy a bit off his beat; He took him with finger and thumb by the ear, And led him around to a lane in the rear. </div> <div class="stanza"> He pointed a blind where strange shadows were seen— Wild pantomime hinting of revels within— ‘We’ll drop on M‘Fly, if you’ll listen to me, And prove we are right to O’Hara, J.P.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> But Clancy was up to the lay of the land, He cautiously shaded his mouth with his hand— ‘Wisht, man! Howld yer whisht! or it’s ruined we’ll be, It’s the justice himself—it’s O’Hara, J.P.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> They hish’d and they whishted, and turned themselves round, And got themselves off like two cats on wet ground; Agreeing to be, on their honour as men, A deaf-dumb-and-blind institution just then. </div> <div class="stanza"> Inside on a sofa, two barmaids between, With one on his knee was a gentleman seen; And any chance eye at the keyhole could see In less than a wink ’twas O’Hara, J.P.{137} </div> <div class="stanza"> The first in the chorus of songs that were sung, The loudest that laughed at the jokes that were sprung, The guest of the evening, the soul of the spree— The daddy of all was O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> And hard-cases chuckled, and hard-cases said That Baby and Alice conveyed him to bed— In subsequent storms it was painful to see Those hard-cases side with the sinful J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> Next day, in the court, when the case came in sight, O’Hara declared he was satisfied quite; The case was dismissed—it was destined to be The final ukase of O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> The law and religion came down on him first— The Christian was hard but his wife was the worst! Half ruined and half driven crazy was he— It made an old man of O’Hara, J.P. </div> <div class="stanza"> Now, young men who come from the bush, do you hear? Who know not the power of barmaids and beer— Don’t see for yourself! from temptation steer free, Remember the fall of O’Hara, J.P. </div> </div></div> {138} <h2>BILL AND JIM FALL OUT</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Bill and Jim are mates no longer—they would scorn the name of mate— Those two bushmen hate each other with a soul-consuming hate; Yet erstwhile they were as brothers should be (tho’ they never will): Ne’er were mates to one another half so true as Jim and Bill. </div> <div class="stanza"> Bill was one of those who have to argue every day or die— Though, of course, he swore ’twas Jim who always itched to argufy. They would, on most abstract subjects, contradict each other flat And at times in lurid language—they were mates in spite of that.{139} </div> <div class="stanza"> Bill believed the Bible story re the origin of him— He was sober, he was steady, he was orthodox; while Jim, Who, we grieve to state, was always getting into drunken scrapes, Held that man degenerated from degenerated apes. </div> <div class="stanza"> Bill was British to the backbone, he was loyal through and through; Jim declared that Blucher’s Prussians won the fight at Waterloo, And he hoped the coloured races would in time wipe out the white— And it rather strained their mateship, but it didn’t burst it quite. </div> <div class="stanza"> They battled round in Maoriland—they saw it through and through— And argued on the rata, what it was and how it grew; Bill believed the vine grew downward, Jim declared that it grew up— Yet they always shared their fortunes to the final bite and sup.{140} Night after night they argued how the kangaroo was born, And each one held the other’s stupid theories in scorn, Bill believed it was ‘born inside,’ Jim declared it was born out— Each as to his own opinions never had the slightest doubt. They left the earth to argue and they went among the stars, Re conditions atmospheric, Bill believed ‘the hair of Mars Was too thin for human bein’s to exist in mortal states.’ Jim declared it was too thick, if anything—yet they were mates Bill for Freetrade—Jim, Protection—argued as to which was best For the welfare of the workers—and their mateship stood the test! They argued over what they meant and didn’t mean at all, And what they said and didn’t—and were mates in spite of all.{141} Till one night the two together tried to light a fire in camp, When they had a leaky billy and the wood was scarce and damp. And ... No matter: let the moral be distinctly understood: One alone should tend the fire, while the other brings the wood. </div> </div></div> {142} <h2>THE PAROO</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> It was a week from Christmas-time, As near as I remember, And half a year since in the rear We’d left the Darling Timber. The track was hot and more than drear; The long day seemed forever; But now we knew that we were near Our camp—the Paroo River. </div> <div class="stanza"> With blighted eyes and blistered feet, With stomachs out of order, Half mad with flies and dust and heat We’d crossed the Queensland Border. I longed to hear a stream go by And see the circles quiver; I longed to lay me down and die That night on Paroo River.{143} </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Tis said the land out West is grand— I do not care who says it— It isn’t even decent scrub, Nor yet an honest desert; It’s plagued with flies, and broiling hot, A curse is on it ever; I really think that God forgot The country round that river. </div> <div class="stanza"> My mate—a native of the land— In fiery speech and vulgar, Condemned the flies and cursed the sand, And doubly damned the mulga. He peered ahead, he peered about— A bushman he, and clever— ‘Now mind you keep a sharp look-out; ‘We must be near the river.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The ‘nose-bags’ heavy on each chest (God bless one kindly squatter!) With grateful weight our hearts they pressed— We only wanted water. The sun was setting (in the west) In colour like a liver— We’d fondly hoped to camp and rest That night on Paroo River.{144} </div> <div class="stanza"> A cloud was on my mate’s broad brow, And once I heard him mutter: ‘I’d like to see the Darling now, ‘God bless the Grand Old Gutter!’ And now and then he stopped and said In tones that made me shiver— ‘It cannot well be on ahead, ‘I think we’ve crossed the river.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> But soon we saw a strip of ground That crossed the track we followed— No barer than the surface round, But just a little hollowed. His brows assumed a thoughtful frown— This speech he did deliver: ‘I wonder if we’d best go down ‘Or up the blessed river?’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘But where,’ said I, ‘ ’s the blooming stream?’ And he replied, ‘We’re at it!’ I stood awhile, as in a dream, ‘Great Scott!’ I cried, ‘is that it? ‘Why, that is some old bridle-track!’ He chuckled, ‘Well, I never! ‘It’s nearly time you came out-back— ‘This is the Paroo River!{145}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> No place to camp—no spot of damp— No moisture to be seen there; If e’er there was it left no sign That it had ever been there. But ere the morn, with heart and soul We’d cause to thank the Giver— We found a muddy water-hole Some ten miles down the river. </div> </div></div> {146} <h2>THE GREEN-HAND ROUSEABOUT</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Call this hot? I beg your pardon. Hot!—you don’t know what it means. (What’s that, waiter? lamb or mutton! Thank you—mine is beef and greens. Bread and butter while I’m waiting. Milk? Oh, yes—a bucketful.) I’m just in from west the Darling, ‘picking-up’ and ‘rolling wool.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Mutton stewed or chops for breakfast, dry and tasteless, boiled in fat; Bread or brownie, tea or coffee—two hours’ graft in front of that; Legs of mutton boiled for dinner—mutton greasy-warm for tea— Mutton curried (gave my order, beef and plenty greens for me.){147} </div> <div class="stanza"> Breakfast, curried rice and mutton till your innards sacrifice, And you sicken at the colour and the smell of curried rice. All day long with living mutton—bits and belly-wool and fleece; Blinded by the yoke of wool, and shirt and trousers stiff with grease, Till you long for sight of verdure, cabbage-plots and water clear, And you crave for beef and butter as a boozer craves for beer. . . . . . . . . . . Dusty patch in baking mulga—glaring iron hut and shed— Feel and smell of rain forgotten—water scarce and feed-grass dead. Hot and suffocating sunrise—all-pervading sheep-yard smell— Stiff and aching green-hand stretches—‘Slushy’ rings the bullock-bell— Pint of tea and hunk of brownie—sinners string towards the shed— Great, black, greasy crows round carcass—screen behind of dust-cloud red.{148} </div> <div class="stanza"> Engine whistles. ‘Go it, tigers!’ and the agony begins, Picking up for seven devils out of Hades—for my sins; Picking up for seven devils, seven demons out of Hell! Sell their souls to get the bell-sheep—half a-dozen Christs they’d sell! Day grows hot as where they come from—too damned hot for men or brutes; Roof of corrugated iron, six-foot-six above the shoots! </div> <div class="stanza"> Whiz and rattle and vibration, like an endless chain of trams; Blasphemy of five-and-forty—prickly heat—and stink of rams! ‘Barcoo’ leaves his pen-door open and the sheep come bucking out; When the rouser goes to pen them, ‘Barcoo’ blasts the rouseabout. Injury with insult added—trial of our cursing powers— Cursed and cursing back enough to damn a dozen worlds like ours.{149} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Take my combs down to the grinder, will yer?’ ‘Seen my cattle-pup?’ ‘There’s a sheep fell down in my shoot—just jump down and pick it up.’ ‘Give the office when the boss comes.’ ‘Catch that gory sheep, old man.’ ‘Count the sheep in my pen, will yer?’ ‘Fetch my combs back when yer can.’ ‘When yer get a chance, old feller, will yer pop down to the hut?’ ‘Fetch my pipe—the cook’ll show yer—and I’ll let yer have a cut.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Shearer yells for tar and needle. Ringer’s roaring like a bull: ‘Wool away, you (son of angels). Where the hell’s the (foundling) Wool!!’ . . . . . . . . . . Pound a week and station prices—mustn’t kick against the pricks— Seven weeks of lurid mateship—ruined soul and four pounds six. . . . . . . . . . . {150} What’s that? waiter? me? stuffed mutton! Look here, waiter, to be brief, I said beef! you blood-stained villain! Beef—moo-cow—Roast Bullock—BEEF! </div> </div></div> {151} <h2>THE MAN FROM WATERLOO (With kind regards to “Banjo.”)</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> It was the Man from Waterloo, When work in town was slack, Who took the track as bushmen do, And humped his swag out back. He tramped for months without a bob, For most the sheds were full, Until at last he got a job At picking up the wool. He found the work was rather rough, But swore to see it through, For he was made of sterling stuff— The Man from Waterloo. </div> <div class="stanza"> The first remark was like a stab That fell his ear upon, ’Twas—‘There’s another something scab ‘The boss has taken on!{152}’ They couldn’t let the towny be— They sneered like anything; They’d mock him when he’d sound the ‘g’ In words that end in ‘ing.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> There came a man from Ironbark, And at the shed he shore; He scoffed his victuals like a shark, And like a fiend he swore. He’d shorn his flowing beard that day— He found it hard to reap— Because ’twas hot and in the way While he was shearing sheep. His loaded fork in grimy holt Was poised, his jaws moved fast, Impatient till his throat could bolt The mouthful taken last. He couldn’t stand a something toff, Much less a jackaroo; And swore to take the trimmings off The Man from Waterloo. </div> <div class="stanza"> The towny saw he must be up Or else be underneath, And so one day, before them all, He dared to clean his teeth.{153} </div> <div class="stanza"> The men came running from the shed, And shouted, ‘Here’s a lark!’ ‘It’s gone to clean its tooties!’ said The man from Ironbark. His feeble joke was much enjoyed; He sneered as bullies do, And with a scrubbing-brush he guyed The Man from Waterloo. </div> <div class="stanza"> The Jackaroo made no remark But peeled and waded in, And soon the Man from Ironbark Had three teeth less to grin! And when they knew that he could fight They swore to see him through, Because they saw that he was right— The Man from Waterloo. </div> <div class="stanza"> Now in a shop in Sydney, near The Bottle on the Shelf, The tale is told—with trimmings—by The Jackaroo himself. ‘They made my life a hell,’ he said; ‘They wouldn’t let me be; ‘They set the bully of the shed ‘To take it out of me.{154} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘The dirt was on him like a sheath, ‘He seldom washed his phiz; ‘He sneered because I cleaned my teeth— ‘I guess I dusted his! ‘I treated them as they deserved— ‘I signed on one or two! ‘They won’t forget me soon,’ observed The Man from Waterloo. </div> </div></div> {155} <h2>SAINT PETER</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Now, I think there is a likeness ’Twixt St. Peter’s life and mine, For he did a lot of trampin’ Long ago in Palestine. He was ‘union’ when the workers First began to organise, And—I’m glad that old St. Peter Keeps the gate of Paradise. </div> <div class="stanza"> When the ancient agitator And his brothers carried swags, I’ve no doubt he very often Tramped with empty tucker-bags; And I’m glad he’s Heaven’s picket, For I hate explainin’ things, And he’ll think a union ticket Just as good as Whitely King’s.{156} </div> <div class="stanza"> He denied the Saviour’s union, Which was weak of him, no doubt; But perhaps his feet was blistered And his boots had given out. And the bitter storm was rushin’ On the bark and on the slabs, And a cheerful fire was blazin’, And the hut was full of ‘scabs.’ . . . . . . . . . . When I reach the great head-station— Which is somewhere ‘off the track’— I won’t want to talk with angels Who have never been out back; They might bother me with offers Of a banjo—meanin’ well— And a pair of wings to fly with, When I only want a spell. </div> <div class="stanza"> I’ll just ask for old St. Peter, And I think, when he appears, I will only have to tell him That I carried swag for years. ‘I’ve been on the track,’ I’ll tell him, ‘An’ I done the best I could,’ And he’ll understand me better Than the other angels would.{157} </div> <div class="stanza"> He won’t try to get a chorus Out of lungs that’s worn to rags, Or to graft the wings on shoulders That is stiff with humpin’ swags. But I’ll rest about the station Where the work-bell never rings, Till they blow the final trumpet And the Great Judge sees to things. </div> </div></div> {158} <h2>THE STRANGER’S FRIEND</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The strangest things, and the maddest things, that a man can do or say, To the chaps and fellers and coves Out Back are matters of every day; Maybe on account of the lives they lead, or the life that their hearts discard— But never a fool can be too mad or a ‘hard case’ be too hard. </div> <div class="stanza"> I met him in Bourke in the Union days—with which we have nought to do (Their creed was narrow, their methods crude, but they stuck to ‘the cause’ like glue). He came into town from the Lost Soul Run for his grim half-yearly ‘bend,’ And because of a curious hobby he had, he was known as ‘The Stranger’s Friend.{159}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> It is true to the region of adjectives when I say that the spree was ‘grim,’ For to go on the spree was a sacred rite, or a heathen rite, to him, To shout for the travellers passing through to the land where the lost soul bakes— Till they all seemed devils of different breeds, and his pockets were filled with snakes. </div> <div class="stanza"> In the joyful mood, in the solemn mood—in his cynical stages too— In the maudlin stage, in the fighting stage, in the stage when all was blue— From the joyful hour when his spree commenced, right through to the awful end, He never lost grip of his ‘fixed idee’ that he was the Stranger’s Friend. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘The feller as knows, he can battle around for his bloomin’ self,’ he’d say— ‘I don’t give a curse for the “blanks” I know—send the hard-up bloke this way; Send the stranger round, and I’ll see him through,’ and, e’en as the bushman spoke, The chaps and fellers would tip the wink to a casual, ‘hard-up bloke.{160}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And it wasn’t only a bushman’s ‘bluff’ to the fame of the Friend they scored, For he’d shout the stranger a suit of clothes, and he’d pay for the stranger’s board— The worst of it was that he’d skite all night on the edge of the stranger’s bunk, And never got helplessly drunk himself till he’d got the stranger drunk. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the chaps and the fellers would speculate—by way of a ghastly joke— As to who’d be caught by the ‘jim-jams’ first?—the Friend or the hard-up bloke? And the ‘Joker’ would say that there wasn’t a doubt as to who’d be damned in the end, When the Devil got hold of a hard-up bloke in the shape of the Stranger’s Friend. </div> <div class="stanza"> It mattered not to the Stranger’s Friend what the rest might say or think, He always held that the hard-up state was due to the curse of drink, To the evils of cards, and of company: ‘But a young cove’s built that way, And I was a bloomin’ fool meself when I started out,’ he’d say.{161} </div> <div class="stanza"> At the end of the spree, in clean white ‘moles,’ clean-shaven, and cool as ice, He’d give the stranger a ‘bob’ or two, and some straight Out Back advice; Then he’d tramp away for the Lost Soul Run, where the hot dust rose like smoke, Having done his duty to all mankind, for he’d ‘stuck to a hard-up bloke.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> They’ll say ’tis a ‘song of a sot,’ perhaps, but the Song of a Sot is true. I have ‘battled’ myself, and you know, you chaps, what a man in the bush goes through; Let us hope when the last of his sprees is past, and his cheques and his strength are done, That, amongst the sober and thrifty mates, the Stranger’s Friend has one. </div> </div></div> {162} <h2>THE GOD-FORGOTTEN ELECTION</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Pat M‘Durmer brought the tidings to the town of God-Forgotten: ‘There are lively days before ye—commin Parlymint’s dissolved!’ And the boys were all excited, for the State, of course, was ‘rotten,’ And, in subsequent elections, God-Forgotten was involved. There was little there to live for save in drinking beer and eating; But we rose on this occasion ere the news appeared in print, For the boys of God-Forgotten, at a wild, uproarious meeting, Nominated Billy Blazes for the commin Parlymint.{163} </div> <div class="stanza"> Other towns had other favourites, but the day before the battle Bushmen flocked to God-Forgotten, and the distant sheds were still; Sheep were left to go to glory, and neglected mobs of cattle Went a-straying down the river at their sweet bucolic will. William Spouter stood for Freetrade (and his votes were split by Nottin), He had influence behind him and he also had the tin, But across the lonely flatlands came the cry of God-Forgotten, ‘Vote for Blazes and Protection, and the land you’re living in!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Pat M‘Durmer said, ‘Ye schaymers, please to shut yer ugly faces, Lend yer dirty ears a momint while I give ye all a hint: Keep ye sober till to-morrow and record yer vote for Blazes If ye want to send a ringer to the commin Parlymint.{164} ‘As a young and growin’ township God-Forgotten’s been neglected, And, if we’d be ripresinted, now’s the moment to begin— Have the local towns encouraged, local industries purtected: Vote for Blazes, and Protection, and the land ye’re livin’ in. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I don’t say that William Blazes is a perfect out-an’ outer, I don’t say he have the larnin’, for he never had the luck; I don’t say he have the logic, or the gift of gab, like Spouter, I don’t say he have the practice—but I say he have the pluck! Now the country’s gone to ruin, and the Governments are rotten, But he’ll save the public credit and purtect the public tin; To the iverlastin’ glory of the name of God-Forgotten Vote for Blazes and Protection, and the land ye’re livin’ in!{165}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Pat M‘D. went on the war-path, and he worked like salts and senna, For he organised committees full of energy and push; And those wild committees riding through the whisky-fed Gehenna Routed out astonished voters from their humpies in the bush. Everything on wheels was ‘rinted,’ and half-sobered drunks were shot in; Said M‘Durmer to the driver, ‘If ye want to save yer skin, Never stop to wet yer whistles—drive like hell to God-Forgotten, Make the villains plump for Blazes, and the land they’re livin’ in.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Half the local long-departed (for the purpose resurrected) Plumped for Blazes and Protection, and the country where they died; So he topped the poll by sixty, and when Blazes was elected There was victory and triumph on the God-Forgotten side.{166} Then the boys got up a banquet, and our chairman, Pat M‘Durmer, Was next day discovered sleeping in the local baker’s bin— All the dough had risen round him, but we heard a smothered murmur, ‘Vote for Blazes—and Protection—and the land ye’re livin’ in.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Now the great Sir William Blazes lives in London, ’cross the waters, And they say his city mansion is the swellest in West End, But I very often wonder if his toney sons and daughters Ever heard of Billy Blazes who was once the ‘people’s friend.’ Does his biassed memory linger round that wild electioneering When the men of God-Forgotten stuck to him through thick and thin? Does he ever, in his dreaming, hear the cry above the cheering: ‘Vote for Blazes and Protection, and the land you’re livin’ in?’ . . . . . . . . . . {167} Ah, the bush was grand in those days, and the Western boys were daisies, And their scheming and their dodging would outdo the wildest print; Still my recollection lingers round the time when Billy Blazes Was returned by God-Forgotten to the ‘Commin Parlymint’: Still I keep a sign of canvas—’twas a mate of mine that made it— And its paint is cracked and powdered, and its threads are bare and thin, Yet upon its grimy surface you can read in letters faded: ‘Vote for Blazes and Protection, and the Land you’re livin’ in.’ </div> </div></div> {168} <h2>THE BOSS’S BOOTS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The shearers squint along the pens, they squint along the ‘shoots;’ The shearers squint along the board to catch the Boss’s boots; They have no time to straighten up, they have no time to stare, But when the Boss is looking on, they like to be aware. </div> <div class="stanza"> The ‘rouser’ has no soul to save. Condemn the rouseabout! And sling ’em in, and rip ’em through, and get the bell-sheep out; And skim it by the tips at times, or take it with the roots— But ‘pink’ ’em nice and pretty when you see the Boss’s boots.{169} </div> <div class="stanza"> The shearing super sprained his foot, as bosses sometimes do— And wore, until the shed cut out, one ‘side-spring’ and one shoe; And though he changed his pants at times—some worn-out and some neat— No ‘tiger’ there could possibly mistake the Boss’s feet. </div> <div class="stanza"> The Boss affected larger boots than many Western men, And Jim the Ringer swore the shoe was half as big again; And tigers might have heard the boss ere any harm was done— For when he passed it was a sort of dot and carry one. </div> <div class="stanza"> But now there comes a picker-up who sprained his ankle, too, And limping round the shed he found the Boss’s cast-off shoe. He went to work, all legs and arms, as green-hand rousers will, And never dreamed of Boss’s boots—much less of Bogan Bill.{170} </div> <div class="stanza"> Ye sons of sin that tramp and shear in hot and dusty scrubs, Just keep away from ‘headin’ ’em,’ and keep away from pubs, And keep away from handicaps—for so your sugar scoots— And you may own a station yet and wear the Boss’s boots. </div> <div class="stanza"> And Bogan by his mate was heard to mutter through his hair: ‘The Boss has got a rat to-day: he’s buckin’ everywhere— He’s trainin’ for a bike, I think, the way he comes an’ scoots, He’s like a bloomin’ cat on mud the way he shifts his boots.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Now Bogan Bill was shearing rough and chanced to cut a teat; He stuck his leg in front at once, and slewed the ewe a bit; He hurried up to get her through, when, close beside his shoot, He saw a large and ancient shoe, in mateship with a boot.{171} </div> <div class="stanza"> He thought that he’d be fined all right—he couldn’t turn the ‘yoe;’ The more he wished the boss away, the more he wouldn’t go; And Bogan swore amenfully—beneath his breath he swore— And he was never known to ‘pink’ so prettily before. </div> <div class="stanza"> And Bogan through his bristling scalp in his mind’s eye could trace, The cold, sarcastic smile that lurked about the Boss’s face; He cursed him with a silent curse in language known to few, He cursed him from his boot right up, and then down to his shoe. </div> <div class="stanza"> But while he shore so mighty clean, and while he screened the teat, He fancied there was something wrong about the Boss’s feet: The boot grew unfamiliar, and the odd shoe seemed awry, And slowly up the trouser went the tail of Bogan’s eye.{172} </div> <div class="stanza"> Then swiftly to the features from a plaited green-hide belt— You’d have to ring a shed or two to feel as Bogan felt— For ’twas his green-hand picker-up (who wore a vacant look), And Bogan saw the Boss outside consulting with his cook. </div> <div class="stanza"> And Bogan Bill was hurt and mad to see that rouseabout; And Bogan laid his ‘Wolseley’ down and knocked that rouser out; He knocked him right across the board, he tumbled through the shoot— ‘I’ll learn the fool,’ said Bogan Bill, ‘to flash the Boss’s boot!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The rouser squints along the pens, he squints along the shoots, And gives his men the office when they miss the Boss’s boots. They have no time to straighten up, they’re too well-bred to stare, But when the Boss is looking on they like to be aware.{173} </div> <div class="stanza"> The rouser has no soul to lose—it’s blarst the rouseabout! And rip ’em through and yell for ‘tar’ and get the bell-sheep out, And take it with the scum at times or take it with the roots,— But ‘pink’ ’em nice and pretty when you see the Boss’s boots. </div> </div></div> <div class="blockquot">‘Rouseabout’ and ‘picker-up’ are interchangeable terms in above rhymes, as also ‘boss’ and ‘super’; the shed-name for the latter is ‘Boss-over-the-board.’ The shearer is paid by the hundred, the rouser by the week. ‘Pink ’em pretty’: to shear clean to the skin. ‘Bell-sheep’: shearers are not supposed to take another sheep out of pen when ‘Smoke-ho,’ breakfast or dinner bell goes, but some time themselves to get so many sheep out, and one as the bell goes, which makes more work for the rouser and entrenches on his ‘smoke-ho,’ as he must leave his ‘board’ clean. Shearers are seldom or never fined now. </div> {174} <h2>THE CAPTAIN OF THE PUSH</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> As the night was falling slowly down on city, town and bush, From a slum in Jones’ Alley sloped the Captain of the Push; And he scowled towards the North, and he scowled towards the South, As he hooked his little finger in the corners of his mouth. Then his whistle, loud and shrill, woke the echoes of the ‘Rocks,’ And a dozen ghouls came sloping round the corners of the blocks. </div> <div class="stanza"> There was nought to rouse their anger; yet the oath that each one swore Seemed less fit for publication than the one that went before.{175} For they spoke the gutter language with the easy flow that comes Only to the men whose childhood knew the brothels and the slums. Then they spat in turns, and halted; and the one that came behind, Spitting fiercely on the pavement, called on Heaven to strike him blind. </div> <div class="stanza"> Let us first describe the captain, bottle-shouldered, pale and thin, For he was the beau-ideal of a Sydney larrikin; E’en his hat was most suggestive of the city where we live, With a gallows-tilt that no one, save a larrikin, can give; And the coat, a little shorter than the writer would desire, Showed a more or less uncertain portion of his strange attire. </div> <div class="stanza"> That which tailors know as ‘trousers’—known by him as ‘bloomin’ bags’— Hanging loosely from his person, swept, with tattered ends, the flags;{176} And he had a pointed sternpost to the boots that peeped below (Which he laced up from the centre of the nail of his great toe), And he wore his shirt uncollar’d, and the tie correctly wrong; But I think his vest was shorter than should be in one so long. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the captain crooked his finger at a stranger on the kerb, Whom he qualified politely with an adjective and verb, And he begged the Gory Bleeders that they wouldn’t interrupt Till he gave an introduction—it was painfully abrupt— ‘Here’s the bleedin’ push, me covey—here’s a (something) from the bush! Strike me dead, he wants to join us!’ said the captain of the push. </div> <div class="stanza"> Said the stranger: ‘I am nothing but a bushy and a dunce; But I read about the Bleeders in the Weekly Gasbag once:{177} Sitting lonely in the humpy when the wind began to “whoosh,” How I longed to share the dangers and the pleasures of the push! Gosh! I hate the swells and good ’uns—I could burn ’em in their beds; I am with you, if you’ll have me, and I’ll break their blazing heads.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Now, look here,’ exclaimed the captain to the stranger from the bush, ‘Now, look here—suppose a feller was to split upon the push, Would you lay for him and fetch him, even if the traps were round? Would you lay him out and kick him to a jelly on the ground? Would you jump upon the nameless—kill, or cripple him, or both? Speak? or else I’ll—SPEAK!’ The stranger answered, ‘My kerlonial oath!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Now, look here,’ exclamed the captain to the stranger from the bush, ‘Now, look here—suppose the Bleeders let you come and join the push,{178} Would you smash a bleedin’ bobby if you got the blank alone? Would you break a swell or Chinkie—split his garret with a stone? Would you have a “moll” to keep yer—like to swear off work for good?’ ‘Yes, my oath!’ replied the stranger. ‘My kerlonial oath! I would!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Now, look here,’ exclaimed the captain to that stranger from the bush, ‘Now, look here—before the Bleeders let yer come and join the push, You must prove that you’re a blazer—you must prove that you have grit Worthy of a Gory Bleeder—you must show your form a bit— Take a rock and smash that winder?’ and the stranger, nothing loth, Took the rock and—smash! They only muttered ‘My kerlonial oath!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> So they swore him in, and found him sure of aim and light of heel, And his only fault, if any, lay in his excessive zeal;{179} He was good at throwing metal, but we chronicle with pain That he jumped upon a victim, damaging the watch and chain, Ere the Bleeders had secured them; yet the captain of the push Swore a dozen oaths in favour of the stranger from the bush. </div> <div class="stanza"> Late next morn the captain, rising, hoarse and thirsty from his lair, Called the newly-feather’d Bleeder, but the stranger wasn’t there! Quickly going through the pockets of his ‘bloomin’ bags,’ he learned That the stranger had been through him for the stuff his ‘moll’ had earned; And the language that he muttered I should scarcely like to tell (Stars! and notes of exclamation!! blank and dash will do as well). </div> <div class="stanza"> In the night the captain’s signal woke the echoes of the ‘Rocks,’ Brought the Gory Bleeders sloping thro’ the shadows of the blocks;{180} And they swore the stranger’s action was a blood-escaping shame, While they waited for the nameless, but the nameless never came. And the Bleeders soon forgot him; but the captain of the push Still is ‘laying’ round, in ballast, for the nameless ‘from the bush.’ </div> </div></div> {181} <h2>BILLY’S ‘SQUARE AFFAIR’</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Long Bill, the captain of the push, was tired of his estate, And wished to change his life and win the love of something ‘straight’; ’Twas rumour’d that the Gory B.’s had heard Long Bill declare That he would turn respectable and wed a ‘square affair.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> He craved the kiss of innocence; his spirit longed to rise; The ‘Crimson Streak,’ his faithful ‘piece,’ grew hateful in his eyes; (And though, in her entirety, the Crimson Streak ‘was there,’ I grieve to state the Crimson Streak was not a ‘square affair.’){182} </div> <div class="stanza"> He wanted clothes, a masher suit, he wanted boots and hat; His girl had earned a quid or two—he wouldn’t part with that; And so he went to Brickfield Hill, and from a draper there He ‘shook’ the proper kind of togs to fetch a ‘square affair.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Long Bill went to the barber’s shop and had a shave and singe, And from his narrow forehead combed his darling Mabel fringe; Long Bill put on a ‘square cut’ and he brushed his boots with care, And roved about the Gardens till he mashed a ‘square affair.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> She was a tony servant-girl from somewhere on ‘the Shore;’ She dressed in style that suited Bill—he could not wish for more. While in her guileless presence he had ceased to chew or swear, He knew the kind of barrack that can fetch a square affair.{183} </div> <div class="stanza"> To thus desert his donah old was risky and a sin, And ’twould have served him right if she had caved his garret in. The Gory Bleeders thought it too, and warned him to take care In case the Crimson Streak got scent of Billy’s square affair. </div> <div class="stanza"> He took her to the stalls; ’twas dear, but Billy said ‘Wot odds!’ He couldn’t take his square affair amongst the crimson gods. They wandered in the park at night, and hugged each other there— But, ah! the Crimson Streak got wind of Billy’s square affair! </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘The blank and space and stars!’ she yelled; ‘the nameless crimson dash! I’ll smash the blanky crimson and his square affair, I’ll smash’— In short, she drank and raved and shrieked and tore her crimson hair, And swore to murder Billy and to pound his square affair.{184} </div> <div class="stanza"> And so one summer evening, as the day was growing dim, She watched her bloke go out, and foxed his square affair and him. That night the park was startled by the shrieks that rent the air— The ‘Streak’ had gone for Billy and for Billy’s square affair. </div> <div class="stanza"> The ‘gory’ push had foxed the Streak, they foxed her to the park, And they, of course, were close at hand to see the bleedin’ lark; A cop arrived in time to hear a ‘gory B.’ declare Gor blar-me! here’s the Red Streak foul of Billy’s square affair.’ . . . . . . . . . . Now Billy scowls about the Rocks, his manly beauty marr’d, And Billy’s girl, upon her ’ed, is doin’ six months ’ard; Bill’s swivel eye is in a sling, his heart is in despair, And in the Sydney ‘Orspital lies Billy’s square affair. </div> </div></div> {185} <h2>A DERRY ON A COVE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ’Twas in the felon’s dock he stood, his eyes were black and blue; His voice with grief was broken, and his nose was broken, too; He muttered, as that broken nose he wiped upon his cap— ‘It’s orful when the p’leece has got a derry on a chap. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘I am a honest workin’ cove, as any bloke can see, It’s just because the p’leece has got a derry, sir, on me; Oh, yes, the legal gents can grin, I say it ain’t no joke— It’s cruel when the p’leece has got a derry on a bloke.{186}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Why don’t you go to work?’ he said (he muttered, ‘Why don’t you?’). ‘Yer honer knows as well as me there ain’t no work to do. And when I try to find a job I’m shaddered by a trap— It’s awful when the p’leece has got a derry on a chap.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> I sigh’d and shed a tearlet for that noble nature marred, But, ah! the Bench was rough on him, and gave him six months’ hard. He only said, ‘Beyond the grave you’ll cop it hot, by Jove! There ain’t no angel p’leece to get a derry on a cove.’ </div> </div></div> {187} <h2>RISE YE! RISE YE!</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! claim your rights with fire and steel! Rise ye! for the cursed tyrants crush ye with the hiron ’eel! They would treat ye worse than sl-a-a-ves! they would treat ye worse than brutes! Rise and crush the selfish tyrants! ku-r-rush them with your hob-nailed boots! Rise ye! rise ye! glorious toilers! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! Erwake! er-rise! </div> <div class="stanza"> Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! tyrants come across the waves! Will ye yield the Rights of Labour? will ye? will ye still be sl-a-a-ves?!!!{188} Rise ye! rise ye! mighty toilers! and revoke the rotten laws! Lo! your wives go out a-washing while ye battle for the caws! Rise ye! rise ye! glorious toilers! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! Erwake! er-rise! </div> <div class="stanza"> Our gerlorious dawn is breaking! Lo! the tyrant trembles now! He will sta-a-rve us here no longer! toilers will not bend or bow! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! rise! behold, revenge is near; See the leaders of the people! come an’ ’ave a pint o’ beer! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! Rise ye! rise ye! glorious toilers! Erwake! er-rise! </div> <div class="stanza"> Lo! the poor are starved, my brothers! lo! our wives and children weep! Lo! our women toil to keep us while the toilers are asleep!{189} Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! rise and break the tyrant’s chain! March ye! march ye! mighty toilers! even to the battle plain! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! Rise ye! rise ye! noble toilers! Erwake! er-r-rise! </div> </div></div> {190} <h2>THE BALLAD OF MABEL CLARE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Ye children of the Land of Gold, I sing a song to you, And if the jokes are somewhat old, The main idea’s new. So be it sung, by hut and tent, Where tall the native grows; And understand, the song is meant For singing through the nose. </div> <div class="stanza"> There dwelt a hard old cockatoo On western hills far out, Where everything is green and blue, Except, of course, in drought; A crimson Anarchist was he— Held other men in scorn— Yet preached that ev’ry man was free, And also ‘ekal born.{191}’ </div> <div class="stanza"> He lived in his ancestral hut— His missus wasn’t there— And there was no one with him but His daughter, Mabel Clare. Her eyes and hair were like the sun; Her foot was like a mat; Her cheeks a trifle overdone; She was a democrat. </div> <div class="stanza"> A manly independence, born Among the trees, she had, She treated womankind with scorn, And often cursed her dad. She hated swells and shining lights, For she had seen a few, And she believed in ‘women’s rights’ (She mostly got ’em, too). </div> <div class="stanza"> A stranger at the neighb’ring run Sojourned, the squatter’s guest, He was unknown to anyone, But like a swell was dress’d; He had an eyeglass to his eye, A collar to his ears, His feet were made to tread the sky, His mouth was formed for sneers.{192} </div> <div class="stanza"> He wore the latest toggery, The loudest thing in ties— ’Twas generally reckoned he Was something in disguise. But who he was, or whence he came, Was long unknown, except Unto the squatter, who the name And noble secret kept. </div> <div class="stanza"> And strolling in the noontide heat, Beneath the blinding glare, This noble stranger chanced to meet The radiant Mabel Clare. She saw at once he was a swell— According to her lights— But, ah! ’tis very sad to tell, She met him oft of nights. </div> <div class="stanza"> And, strolling through a moonlit gorge, She chatted all the while Of Ingersoll, and Henry George, And Bradlaugh and Carlyle: In short, he learned to love the girl, And things went on like this, Until he said he was an Earl, And asked her to be his.{193} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Oh, say no more, Lord Kawlinee, Oh, say no more!’ she said; ‘Oh, say no more, Lord Kawlinee, I wish that I was dead; My head is in a hawful whirl, The truth I dare not tell— I am a democratic girl, And cannot wed a swell!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Oh love!’ he cried, ‘but you forget That you are most unjust; ’Twas not my fault that I was set Within the upper crust. Heed not the yarns the poets tell— Oh, darling, do not doubt A simple lord can love as well As any rouseabout! </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘For you I’ll give my fortune up— I’d go to work for you! I’ll put the money in the cup And drop the title, too. Oh, fly with me! Oh, fly with me Across the mountains blue! Hoh, fly with me! Hoh, fly with me!——’ That very night she flew.{194} </div> <div class="stanza"> They took the train and journeyed down— Across the range they sped— Until they came to Sydney town, Where shortly they were wed. And still upon the western wild Admiring teamsters tell How Mabel’s father cursed his child For clearing with a swell. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘What ails my bird this bridal night,’ Exclaimed Lord Kawlinee; ‘What ails my own this bridal night— O love, confide in me!’ ‘Oh now,’ she said, ‘that I am yaws You’ll let me weep—I must— I did desert the people’s cause To join the upper crust.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> O proudly smiled his lordship then— His chimney-pot he floor’d— ‘Look up, my love, and smile again, For I am not a lord!’ His eye-glass from his eye he tore, The dickey from his breast, And turned and stood his bride before A rouseabout—confess’d!{195} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Unknown I’ve loved you long,’ he said, ‘And I have loved you true— A-shearing in your guv’ner’s shed I learned to worship you. I do not care for place or pelf, For now, my love, I’m sure That you will love me for myself And not because I’m poor. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘To prove your love I spent my cheque To buy this swell rig-out; So fling your arms about my neck For I’m a rouseabout!’ At first she gave a startled cry, Then, safe from care’s alarms, She sigh’d a soul-subduing sigh And sank into his arms. </div> <div class="stanza"> He pawned the togs, and home he took His bride in all her charms; The proud old cockatoo received The pair with open arms. And long they lived, the faithful bride, The noble rouseabout— And if she wasn’t satisfied She never let it out. </div> </div></div> {196} <h2>CONSTABLE M‘CARTY’S INVESTIGATIONS</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Most unpleasantly adjacent to the haunts of lower orders Stood a ‘terrace’ in the city when the current year began, And a notice indicated there were vacancies for boarders In the middle house, and lodgings for a single gentleman. Now, a singular observer could have seen but few attractions Whether in the house, or ‘missus, or the notice, or the street, But at last there came a lodger whose appearances and actions Puzzled Constable M‘Carty, the policeman on the beat.{197} </div> <div class="stanza"> He (the single gent) was wasted almost to emaciation, And his features were the palest that M‘Carty ever saw, And these indications, pointing to a past of dissipation, Greatly strengthened the suspicions of the agent of the law. He (the lodger—hang the pronoun!) seemed to like the stormy weather, When the elements in battle kept it up a little late; Yet he’d wander in the moonlight when the stars were close together, Taking ghostly consolation in a visionary state. </div> <div class="stanza"> He would walk the streets at midnight, when the storm-king raised his banner, Walk without his old umbrella,—wave his arms above his head: Or he’d fold them tight, and mutter, in a wild, disjointed manner, While the town was wrapped in slumber and he should have been in bed.{198} Said the constable-on-duty: ‘Shure, Oi wonther phwat his trade is?’ And the constable would watch him from the shadow of a wall, But he never picked a pocket, and he ne’er accosted ladies, And the constable was puzzled what to make of him at all. </div> <div class="stanza"> Now, M‘Carty had arrested more than one notorious dodger, He had heard of men afflicted with the strangest kind of fads, But he couldn’t fix the station or the business of the lodger, Who at times would chum with cadgers, and at other times with cads. And the constable would often stand and wonder how the gory Sheol the stranger got his living, for he loafed the time away And he often sought a hillock when the sun went down in glory, Just as if he was a mourner at the burial of the day.{199} </div> <div class="stanza"> Mac. had noticed that the lodger did a mighty lot of smoking, And could ‘stow away a long ’un,’ never winking, so he could; And M‘Carty once, at midnight, came upon the lodger poking Round about suspicious alleys where the common houses stood. Yet the constable had seen him in a class above suspicion— Seen him welcomed with effusion by a dozen ‘toney gents’— Seen him driving in the buggy of a rising politician Thro’ the gateway of the member’s toney private residence. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the constable, off duty, had observed the lodger slipping Down a lane to where the river opened on the ocean wide, Where he’d stand for hours gazing at the distant anchor’d shipping, But he never took his coat off, so it wasn’t suicide.{200} For the constable had noticed that a man who’s filled with loathing For his selfish fellow-creatures and the evil things that be, Will, for some mysterious reason, shed a portion of his clothing, Ere he takes his first and final plunge into eternity. </div> <div class="stanza"> And M‘Carty, once at midnight—be it said to his abasement— Left his beat and climbed a railing of considerable height, Just to watch the lodger’s shadow on the curtain of his casement While the little room was lighted in the listening hours of night. Now, at first the shadow hinted that the substance sat inditing; Now it indicated toothache, or the headache; and again, ’Twould exaggerate the gestures of a dipsomaniac fighting Those original conceptions of a whisky-sodden brain.{201} </div> <div class="stanza"> Then the constable, retreating, scratched his head and muttered ‘Sorra Wan of me can undershtand it. But Oi’ll keep me Oi on him, Divil take him and his tantrums; he’s a lunatic, begorra! Or, if he was up to mischief, he’d be sure to douse the glim.’ But M‘Carty wasn’t easy, for he had a vague suspicion That a ‘skame’ was being plotted; and he thought the matter down Till his mind was pretty certain that the business was sedition, And the man, in league with others, sought to overthrow the Crown. </div> <div class="stanza"> But, in spite of observation, Mac. received no information And was forced to stay inactive, being puzzled for a charge. That the lodger was a madman seemed the only explanation, Tho’ the house would scarcely harbour such a lunatic at large.{202} His appearance failed to warrant apprehension as a vagrant, Tho’ ’twas getting very shabby, as the constable could see; But M‘Carty in the meantime hoped to catch him in a flagrant Breach of peace, or the intention to commit a felony. </div> <div class="stanza"> (For digression there is leisure, and it is the writer’s pleasure Just to pause a while and ponder on a painful legal fact, Being forced to say in sorrow, and a line of doubtful measure, That there’s nothing so elastic as the cruel Vagrant Act) Now, M‘Carty knew his duty, and was brave as any lion, But he dreaded being ‘landed’ in an influential bog— As the chances were he would be if the man he had his eye on Was a person of importance who was travelling incog.{203} </div> <div class="stanza"> Want of sleep and over-worry seemed to tell upon M‘Carty: He was thirsty more than ever, but his appetite resigned; He was previously reckoned as a jolly chap and hearty, But the mystery was lying like a mountain on his mind. Tho’ he tried his best, he couldn’t get a hold upon the lodger, For the latter’s antecedents weren’t known to the police— They considered that the ‘devil’ was a dark and artful dodger Who was scheming under cover for the downfall of the peace. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas a simple explanation, though M‘Carty didn’t know it, Which with half his penetration he might easily have seen, For the object of his dangerous suspicions was a poet, Who was not so widely famous as he thought he should have been.{204} And the constable grew thinner, till one morning, ‘little dhramin’ Av the sword of revelation that was leapin’ from its sheath,’ He alighted on some verses in the columns of the Frayman, ‘Wid the christian name an’ surname av the lodger onderneath!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> Now, M‘Carty and the poet are as brother is to brother, Or, at least, as brothers should be; and they very often meet On the lonely block at midnight, and they wink at one another— Disappearing down the by-way of a shanty in the street. And the poet’s name you’re asking?—well, the ground is very tender, You must wait until the public put the gilt upon the name, Till a glorious, sorrow-drowning, and, perhaps, a final ‘bender,’ Heralds his triumphant entrance to the thunder-halls of Fame. </div> </div></div> {205} <h2>AT THE TUG-OF-WAR</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ’Twas in a tug-of-war where I—the guvnor’s hope and pride— Stepped proudly on the platform as the ringer on my side; Old dad was in his glory there—it gave the old man joy To fight a passage through the crowd and barrack for his boy. </div> <div class="stanza"> A friend came up and said to me, ‘Put out your muscles, John, And pull them to eternity—your guvnor’s looking on.’ I paused before I grasped the rope, and glanced around the place, And, foremost in the waiting crowd, I saw the old man’s face.{206} </div> <div class="stanza"> My mates were strong and plucky chaps, but very soon I knew That our opponents had the weight and strength to pull them through; The boys were losing surely and defeat was very near, When, high above the mighty roar, I heard the old man cheer! </div> <div class="stanza"> I felt my muscles swelling when the old man cheer’d for me, I felt as though I’d burst my heart, or gain the victory! I shouted, ‘Now! Together!’ and a steady strain replied, And, with a mighty heave, I helped to beat the other side! </div> <div class="stanza"> Oh! how the old man shouted in his wild, excited joy! I thought he’d burst his boiler then, a-cheering for his boy; The chaps, oh! how they cheered me, while the girls all smiled so kind, They praised me, little dreaming, how the old man pulled behind. . . . . . . . . . . {207} He barracks for his boy no more—his grave is old and green, And sons have grown up round me since he vanished from the scene; But, when the cause is worthy where I fight for victory, In fancy still I often hear the old man cheer for me. </div> </div></div> {208} <h2>HERE’S LUCK!</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Old Time is tramping close to-day—you hear his bluchers fall, A mighty change is on the way, an’ God protect us all; Some dust’ll fly from beery coats—at least it’s been declared. I’m glad that wimin has the votes—but just a trifle scared. </div> <div class="stanza"> I’m just a trifle scared—For why? The wimin mean to rule; It makes me feel like days gone by when I was caned at school. The days of men is nearly dead—of double moons and stars— They’ll soon put out our pipes, ’tis said, an’ close the public bars.{209} </div> <div class="stanza"> No more we’ll take a glass of ale when pushed with care an’ strife, An’ chuckle home with that old tale we used to tell the wife. We’ll laugh an’ joke an’ sing no more with jolly beery chums, An’ shout ‘Here’s luck!’ while waitin’ for the luck that never comes. </div> <div class="stanza"> Did we prohibit swillin’ tea clean out of common-sense Or legislate on gossipin’ across a backyard fence? Did we prohibit bustles—or the hoops when they was here? The wimin never think of this—they want to stop our beer. </div> <div class="stanza"> The track o’ life is dry enough, an’ crossed with many a rut, But, oh! we’ll find it long an’ rough when all the pubs is shut; When all the pubs is shut, an’ gone the doors we used to seek, An’ we go toilin’, thirstin’ on through Sundays all the week.{210} </div> <div class="stanza"> For since the days when pubs was ‘inns’—in years gone past ’n’ far— Poor sinful souls have drowned their sins an’ sorrers at the bar; An’ though at times it led to crimes, an’ debt, and such complaints— I scarce dare think about the time when all mankind is saints. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twould make the bones of Bacchus leap an’ break his coffin lid; And Burns’s ghost would wail an’ weep as Bobby never did. But let the preachers preach in style, an’ rave and rant—’n’ buck, I rather guess they’ll hear awhile the old war-cry: ‘Here’s Luck!’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The world might wobble round the sun, an’ all the banks go bung, But pipes’ll smoke an’ liquor run while Auld Lang Syne is sung. While men are driven through the mill, an’ flinty times is struck, They’ll find a private entrance still! Here’s Luck, old man—Here’s Luck! </div> </div></div> {211} <h2>THE MEN WHO COME BEHIND</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> There’s a class of men (and women) who are always on their guard— Cunning, treacherous, suspicious—feeling softly—grasping hard— Brainy, yet without the courage to forsake the beaten track— Cautiously they feel their way behind a bolder spirit’s back. </div> <div class="stanza"> If you save a bit of money, and you start a little store— Say, an oyster-shop, for instance, where there wasn’t one before— When the shop begins to pay you, and the rent is off your mind, You will see another started by a chap that comes behind.{212} </div> <div class="stanza"> So it is, and so it might have been, my friend, with me and you— When a friend of both and neither interferes between the two; They will fight like fiends, forgetting in their passion mad and blind, That the row is mostly started by the folk who come behind. </div> <div class="stanza"> They will stick to you like sin will, while your money comes and goes, But they’ll leave you when you haven’t got a shilling in your clothes. You may get some help above you, but you’ll nearly always find That you cannot get assistance from the men who come behind. </div> <div class="stanza"> There are many, far too many, in the world of prose and rhyme, Always looking for another’s ‘footsteps on the sands of time.’ Journalistic imitators are the meanest of mankind; And the grandest themes are hackneyed by the pens that come behind.{213} </div> <div class="stanza"> If you strike a novel subject, write it up, and do not fail, They will rhyme and prose about it till your very own is stale, As they raved about the region that the wattle-boughs perfume Till the reader cursed the bushman and the stink of wattle-bloom. </div> <div class="stanza"> They will follow in your footsteps while you’re groping for the light; But they’ll run to get before you when they see you’re going right; And they’ll trip you up and baulk you in their blind and greedy heat, Like a stupid pup that hasn’t learned to trail behind your feet. </div> <div class="stanza"> Take your loads of sin and sorrow on more energetic backs! Go and strike across the country where there are not any tracks! And—we fancy that the subject could be further treated here, But we’ll leave it to be hackneyed by the fellows in the rear. </div> </div></div> {214} <h2>THE DAYS WHEN WE WENT SWIMMING</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> The breezes waved the silver grass, Waist-high along the siding, And to the creek we ne’er could pass Three boys on bare-back riding; Beneath the sheoaks in the bend The waterhole was brimming— Do you remember yet, old friend, The times we ‘went in swimming?’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The days we ‘played the wag’ from school— Joys shared—and paid for singly— The air was hot, the water cool— And naked boys are kingly! With mud for soap the sun to dry— A well planned lie to stay us, And dust well rubbed on neck and face Lest cleanliness betray us.{215} </div> <div class="stanza"> And you’ll remember farmer Kutz— Though scarcely for his bounty— He leased a forty-acre block, And thought he owned the county; A farmer of the old world school, That men grew hard and grim in, He drew his water from the pool That we preferred to swim in. </div> <div class="stanza"> And do you mind when down the creek His angry way he wended, A green-hide cartwhip in his hand For our young backs intended? Three naked boys upon the sand— Half buried and half sunning— Three startled boys without their clothes Across the paddocks running. </div> <div class="stanza"> We’ve had some scares, but we looked blank When, resting there and chumming, One glanced by chance along the bank And saw the farmer coming! And home impressions linger yet Of cups of sorrow brimming; I hardly think that we’ll forget The last day we went swimming. </div> </div></div> {216} <h2>THE OLD BARK SCHOOL</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> It was built of bark and poles, and the floor was full of holes Where each leak in rainy weather made a pool; And the walls were mostly cracks lined with calico and sacks— There was little need for windows in the school. </div> <div class="stanza"> Then we rode to school and back by the rugged gully track, On the old grey horse that carried three or four; And he looked so very wise that he lit the master’s eyes Every time he put his head in at the door.{217} </div> <div class="stanza"> He had run with Cobb and Co.—‘that grey leader, let him go!’ There were men ’as knowed the brand upon his hide,’ And ’as knowed it on the course’. Funeral service: ‘Good old horse!’ When we burnt him in the gully where he died. </div> <div class="stanza"> And the master thought the same. ’Twas from Ireland that he came, Where the tanks are full all summer, and the feed is simply grand; And the joker then in vogue said his lessons wid a brogue— ’Twas unconscious imitation, let the reader understand. </div> <div class="stanza"> And we learnt the world in scraps from some ancient dingy maps Long discarded by the public-schools in town; And as nearly every book dated back to Captain Cook Our geography was somewhat upside-down.{218} </div> <div class="stanza"> It was ‘in the book’ and so—well, at that we’d let it go, For we never would believe that print could lie; And we all learnt pretty soon that when we came out at noon ‘The sun is in the south part of the sky.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And Ireland! that was known from the coast line to Athlone: We got little information re the land that gave us birth; Save that Captain Cook was killed (and was very likely grilled) And ‘the natives of New Holland are the lowest race on earth.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And a woodcut, in its place, of the same degraded race Seemed a lot more like a camel than the black-fellows we knew; Jimmy Bullock, with the rest, scratched his head and gave it best; But his faith was sadly shaken by a bobtailed kangaroo.{219} </div> <div class="stanza"> But the old bark-school is gone, and the spot it stood upon Is a cattle-camp in winter where the curlew’s cry is heard; There’s a brick-school on the flat, but a schoolmate teaches that, For, about the time they built it, our old master was ‘transferred.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> But the bark-school comes again with exchanges ’cross the plain— With the Out-Back Advertiser; and my fancy roams at large When I read of passing stock, of a western mob or flock, With ‘James Bullock,’ ‘Grey,’ or ‘Henry Dale’ in charge. </div> <div class="stanza"> And I think how Jimmy went from the old bark school content, With his ’eddication’ finished, with his pack-horse after him; And perhaps if I were back I would take the self-same track, For I wish my learning ended when the Master ‘finished’ Jim. </div> </div></div> {220} <h2>TROUBLE ON THE SELECTION</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> You lazy boy, you’re here at last, You must be wooden-legged Now, are you sure the gate is fast And all the sliprails pegged And all the milkers at the yard, The calves all in the pen? We don’t want Poley’s calf to suck His mother dry again. </div> <div class="stanza"> And did you mend the broken rail And make it firm and neat? I s’pose you want that brindle steer All night among the wheat. And if he finds the lucerne patch, He’ll stuff his belly full; He’ll eat till he gets ‘blown’ on that And busts like Ryan’s bull.{221} </div> <div class="stanza"> Old Spot is lost? You’ll drive me mad, You will, upon my soul! She might be in the boggy swamps Or down a digger’s hole. You needn’t talk, you never looked You’d find her if you’d choose, Instead of poking ’possum logs And hunting kangaroos. </div> <div class="stanza"> How came your boots as wet as muck? You tried to drown the ants! Why don’t you take your bluchers off, Good Lord, he’s tore his pants! Your father’s coming home to-night; You’ll catch it hot, you’ll see. Now go and wash your filthy face And come and get your tea. </div> </div></div> {222} <h2>THE PROFESSIONAL WANDERER</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> When you’ve knocked about the country—been away from home for years; When the past, by distance softened, nearly fills your eyes with tears— You are haunted oft, wherever or however you may roam, By a fancy that you ought to go and see the folks at home. You forget the family quarrels—little things that used to jar— And you think of how they’ll worry—how they wonder where you are; You will think you served them badly, and your own part you’ll condemn, And it strikes you that you’ll surely be a novelty to them,{223} For your voice has somewhat altered, and your face has somewhat changed— And your views of men and matters over wider fields have ranged. Then it’s time to save your money, or to watch it (how it goes!); Then it’s time to get a ‘Gladstone’ and a decent suit of clothes; Then it’s time to practise daily with a hair-brush and a comb, Till you drop in unexpected on the folks and friends at home. </div> <div class="stanza"> When you’ve been at home for some time, and the novelty’s worn off, And old chums no longer court you, and your friends begin to scoff; When ‘the girls’ no longer kiss you, crying ‘Jack! how you have changed!’ When you’re stale to your relations, and their manner seems estranged; When the old domestic quarrels, round the table thrice a day, Make it too much like the old times—make you wish you’d stayed away,{224} When, in short, you’ve spent your money in the fulness of your heart, And your clothes are getting shabby.... Then it’s high time to depart. </div> </div></div> {225} <h2>A LITTLE MISTAKE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ’Tis a yarn I heard of a new-chum ‘trap’ On the edge of the Never-Never, Where the dead men lie and the black men lie, And the bushman lies for ever. </div> <div class="stanza"> ’Twas the custom still with the local blacks To cadge in the ‘altogether’— They had less respect for our feelings then, And more respect for the weather. </div> <div class="stanza"> The trooper said to the sergeant’s wife: ‘Sure, I wouldn’t seem unpleasant; But there’s women and childer about the place, And—barrin’ a lady’s present— </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘There’s ould King Billy wid niver a stitch For a month—may the drought cremate him!— Bar the wan we put in his dhirty head, Where his old Queen Mary bate him.{226} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘God give her strength!—and a peaceful reign— Though she flies in a bit av a passion If ony wan hints that her shtoyle an’ luks Are a trifle behind the fashion. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘There’s two of the boys by the stable now— Be the powers! I’ll teach the varmints To come wid nought but a shirt apiece, And wid dirt for their nayther garmints. </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Howld on, ye blaggards! How dare ye dare To come widin sight av the houses?— I’ll give ye a warnin’ all for wance An’ a couple of ould pair of trousers.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> They took the pants as a child a toy, The constable’s words beguiling A smile of something beside their joy; And they took their departure smiling. </div> <div class="stanza"> And that very day, when the sun was low, Two blackfellows came to the station; They were filled with the courage of Queensland rum And bursting with indignation.{227} </div> <div class="stanza"> The constable noticed, with growing ire, They’d apparently dressed in a hurry; And their language that day, I am sorry to say, Mostly consisted of ‘plurry.’ </div> <div class="stanza"> The constable heard, and he wished himself back In the land of the bogs and the ditches— ‘You plurry big tight-britches p’liceman, what for You gibbit our missuses britches?’ </div> <div class="stanza"> And this was a case, I am bound to confess, Where civilisation went under; Had one of the gins been less modest in dress He’d never have made such a blunder. </div> <div class="stanza"> And here let the moral be duly made known, And hereafter signed and attested: We should place more reliance on that which is shown And less upon what is suggested. </div> </div></div> {228} <h2>A STUDY IN THE “NOOD”</h2> <div class="blockquot">‘A SAILOR named Grice was seen by the guard of a goods train lying close to the railway-line near Warner Town (S.A.) in a nude condition. He was unconscious, and had lain there three days, during one of which the glass registed 110 in the shade. Grice expressed surprise that the train did not pick him up.’—Daily paper. In consequence, the muse:— </div> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> He was bare—we don’t want to be rude— (His condition was owing to drink) They say his condition was nood, Which amounts to the same thing, we think (We mean his condition, we think, ’Twas a naked condition, or nood, Which amounts to the same thing, we think) </div> <div class="stanza"> Uncovered he lay on the grass That shrivelled and shrunk; and he stayed Three hot summer days, while the glass Was one hundred and ten in the shade.{229} (We nearly remarked that he laid, But that was bad grammar we thought— It does sound bucolic, we think It smacks of the barnyard— Of farming—of pullets in short.) </div> <div class="stanza"> Unheeded he lay on the dirt; Beside him a part of his dress, A tattered and threadbare old shirt Was raised as a flag of distress. (On a stick, like a flag of distress— Reversed—we mean that the tail-end was up Half-mast—on a stick—an evident flag of distress.) </div> <div class="stanza"> Perhaps in his dreams he persood Bright visions of heav’nly bliss; And artists who study the nood Never saw such a study as this. The ‘luggage’ went by and the guard Looked out and his eyes fell on Grice— We fancy he looked at him hard, We think that he looked at him twice.{230} </div> <div class="stanza"> They say (if the telegram’s true) When he woke up he wondered (good Lord!) ‘Why the engine-man didn’t heave to— Why the train didn’t take him aboard.’ And now, by the case of poor Grice, We think that a daily express Should travel with sunshades and ice, And a lookout for flags of distress. </div> </div></div> {231} <h2>A WORD TO TEXAS JACK</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> Texas Jack, you are amusin’. By Lord Harry, how I laughed When I seen yer rig and saddle with its bulwarks fore-and-aft; Holy smoke! In such a saddle how the dickens can yer fall? Why, I seen a gal ride bareback with no bridle on at all! Gosh! so-help-me! strike-me-balmy! if a bit o’ scenery Like ter you in all yer rig-out on the earth I ever see! How I’d like ter see a bushman use yer fixins, Texas Jack; On the remnant of a saddle he can ride to hell and back.{232} Why, I heerd a mother screamin’ when her kid went tossin’ by Ridin’ bareback on a bucker that had murder in his eye. </div> <div class="stanza"> What? yer come to learn the natives how to squat on horse’s back! Learn the cornstalk ridin’! Blazes!—w’at yer giv’n’ us, Texas Jack? Learn the cornstalk—what the flamin’, jumptup! where’s my country gone? Why, the cornstalk’s mother often rides the day afore he’s born! </div> <div class="stanza"> You may talk about your ridin’ in the city, bold an’ free, Talk o’ ridin’ in the city, Texas Jack, but where’d yer be When the stock horse snorts an’ bunches all ’is quarters in a hump, And the saddle climbs a sapling, an’ the horse-shoes split a stump? </div> <div class="stanza"> No, before yer teach the native you must ride without a fall Up a gum or down a gully nigh as steep as any wall—{233} You must swim the roarin’ Darlin’ when the flood is at its height Bearin’ down the stock an’ stations to the great Australian Bight. </div> <div class="stanza"> You can’t count the bulls an’ bisons that yer copped with your lassoo— But a stout old myall bullock p’raps ’ud learn yer somethin’ new; Yer’d better make yer will an’ leave yer papers neat an’ trim Before yer make arrangements for the lassooin’ of him; Ere you’n’ yer horse is catsmeat, fittin’ fate for sich galoots, And yer saddle’s turned to laces like we put in blucher boots. </div> <div class="stanza"> And yer say yer death on Injins! We’ve got somethin’ in yer line— If yer think your fitin’s ekal to the likes of Tommy Ryan. Take yer karkass up to Queensland where the allygators chew And the carpet-snake is handy with his tail for a lassoo;{234} Ride across the hazy regins where the lonely emus wail An’ ye’ll find the black’ll track yer while yer lookin’ for his trail; He can track yer without stoppin’ for a thousand miles or more— Come again, and he will show yer where yer spit the year before. But yer’d best be mighty careful, you’ll be sorry you kem here When yer skewered to the fakements of yer saddle with a spear— When the boomerang is sailin’ in the air, may heaven help yer! It will cut yer head off goin’, an’ come back again and skelp yer. </div> <div class="stanza"> P.S.—As poet and as Yankee I will greet you, Texas Jack, For it isn’t no ill-feelin’ that is gettin’ up my back, But I won’t see this land crowded by each Yank and British cuss Who takes it in his head to come a-civilisin’ us.{235} </div> <div class="stanza"> So if you feel like shootin’ now, don’t let yer pistol cough— (Our Government is very free at chokin’ fellers off); And though on your great continent there’s misery in the towns An’ not a few untitled lords and kings without their crowns, I will admit your countrymen is busted big, an’ free, An’ great on ekal rites of men and great on liberty; I will admit yer fathers punched the gory tyrant’s head, But then we’ve got our heroes, too, the diggers that is dead— The plucky men of Ballarat who toed the scratch right well And broke the nose of Tyranny and made his peepers swell For yankin’ Lib.’s gold tresses in the roarin’ days gone by, An’ doublin’ up his dirty fist to black her bonny eye; So when it comes to ridin’ mokes, or hoistin’ out the Chow, Or stickin’ up for labour’s rights, we don’t want showin’ how.{236} </div> <div class="stanza"> They come to learn us cricket in the days of long ago, An’ Hanlan come from Canada to learn us how to row, An’ ‘doctors’ come from ’Frisco just to learn us how to skite, An’ ‘pugs’ from all the lands on earth to learn us how to fight; An’ when they go, as like or not, we find we’re taken in, They’ve left behind no larnin’—but they’ve carried off our tin. </div> </div></div> {237} <h2>THE GROG-AN’-GRUMBLE STEEPLECHASE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> ’Twixt the coastline and the border lay the town of Grog-an’-Grumble In the days before the bushman was a dull ’n’ heartless drudge, An’ they say the local meeting was a drunken rough-and-tumble, Which was ended pretty often by an inquest on the judge. An’ ’tis said the city talent very often caught a tartar In the Grog-an’-Grumble sportsman, ’n’ retired with broken heads, For the fortune, life, and safety of the Grog-an’-Grumble starter Mostly hung upon the finish of the local thoroughbreds.{238} </div> <div class="stanza"> Pat M‘Durmer was the owner of a horse they called the Screamer, Which he called the ‘quickest shtepper ’twixt the Darling and the sea;’ And I think it’s very doubtful if the stomach-troubled dreamer Ever saw a more outrageous piece of equine scenery; For his points were most decided, from his end to his beginning, He had eyes of different colour, and his legs they wasn’t mates. Pat M‘Durmer said he always came ‘widin a flip av winnin’,’ An’ his sire had come from England, ’n’ his dam was from the States. </div> <div class="stanza"> Friends would argue with M‘Durmer, and they said he was in error To put up his horse the Screamer, for he’d lose in any case, And they said a city racer by the name of Holy Terror Was regarded as the winner of the coming steeplechase;{239} But he said he had the knowledge to come in when it was raining, And irrelevantly mentioned that he knew the time of day, So he rose in their opinion. It was noticed that the training Of the Screamer was conducted in a dark, mysterious way. </div> <div class="stanza"> Well, the day arrived in glory; ’twas a day of jubilation With careless-hearted bushmen for a hundred miles around, An’ the rum ’n’ beer ’n’ whisky came in waggons from the station, An’ the Holy Terror talent were the first upon the ground. Judge M‘Ard—with whose opinion it was scarcely safe to wrestle— Took his dangerous position on the bark-and-sapling stand: He was what the local Stiggins used to speak of as a ‘wessel ‘Of wrath,’ and he’d a bludgeon that he carried in his hand.{240} </div> <div class="stanza"> ‘Off ye go!’ the starter shouted, as down fell a stupid jockey— Off they started in disorder—left the jockey where he lay— And they fell and rolled and galloped down the crooked course and rocky, Till the pumping of the Screamer could be heard a mile away. But he kept his legs and galloped; he was used to rugged courses, And he lumbered down the gully till the ridge began to quake: And he ploughed along the siding, raising earth till other horses An’ their riders, too, were blinded by the dust-cloud in his wake. </div> <div class="stanza"> From the ruck he’d struggled slowly—they were much surprised to find him Close abeam of Holy Terror as along the flat they tore— Even higher still and denser rose the cloud of dust behind him, While in more divided splinters flew the shattered rails before.{241} ‘Terror!’ ‘Dead heat!’ they were shouting—‘Terror!’ but the Screamer hung out Nose to nose with Holy Terror as across the creek they swung, An’ M‘Durmer shouted loudly, ‘Put yer tongue out! put yer tongue out!’ An’ the Screamer put his tongue out, and he won by half-a-tongue. </div> </div></div> {242} <h2>BUT WHAT’S THE USE</h2> <div class="poetry"> <div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> But what’s the use of writing ‘bush’— Though editors demand it— For city folk, and farming folk, Can never understand it. They’re blind to what the bushman sees The best with eyes shut tightest, Out where the sun is hottest and The stars are most and brightest. </div> <div class="stanza"> The crows at sunrise flopping round Where some poor life has run down; The pair of emus trotting from The lonely tank at sundown, Their snaky heads well up, and eyes Well out for man’s manœuvres, And feathers bobbing round behind Like fringes round improvers.{243} </div> <div class="stanza"> The swagman tramping ’cross the plain; Good Lord, there’s nothing sadder, Except the dog that slopes behind His master like a shadder; The turkey-tail to scare the flies, The water-bag and billy; The nose-bag getting cruel light, The traveller getting silly. </div> <div class="stanza"> The plain that seems to Jackaroos Like gently sloping rises, The shrubs and tufts that’s miles away But magnified in sizes; The track that seems arisen up Or else seems gently slopin’, And just a hint of kangaroos Way out across the open. </div> <div class="stanza"> The joy and hope the swagman feels Returning, after shearing, Or after six months’ tramp Out Back, He strikes the final clearing. His weary spirit breathes again, His aching legs seem limber When to the East across the plain He spots the Darling Timber!{244} </div> <div class="stanza"> But what’s the use of writing ‘bush’— Though editors demand it— For city folk and cockatoos, They do not understand it. They’re blind to what the whaler sees The best with eyes shut tightest, Out where Australia’s widest, and The stars are most and brightest. </div> </div></div> <hr /> MAY, 1902. LIST OF BOOKS PUBLISHED BY ANGUS & ROBERTSON 89 CASTLEREAGH STREET, SYDNEY 205 SWANSTON STREET, MELBOURNE SOLD IN ENGLAND BY THE AUSTRALIAN BOOK COMPANY 38 WEST SMITHFIELD, LONDON, E.C. <hr /> THE COMMONWEALTH SERIES Crown 8vo., 1s. each (post free 1s. 3d. each). <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary=""> <tr><td valign="top">ON THE TRACK: New Stories.</td><td class="rt">By HENRY LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">OVER THE SLIPRAILS: New Stories.</td><td class="rt">By H. LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">POPULAR VERSES.</td><td class="rt">By HENRY LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="c">Now first published in book form.</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">HUMOROUS VERSES.</td><td class="rt">By HENRY LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="c">Now first published in book form.</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">WHILE THE BILLY BOILS: Australian Stories.</td></tr> <tr><td class="rt">First Series.</td><td class="rt">By HENRY LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">WHILE THE BILLY BOILS: Australian Stories.</td></tr> <tr><td class="rt">Second Series.</td><td class="rt">By HENRY LAWSON</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">HISTORY OF AUSTRALASIA: From the Earliest Times to the Inauguration of the Commonwealth.</td><td class="rt">By A. W. JOSE</td></tr> <tr><td valign="top">HISTORY OF AUSTRALIAN BUSHRANGING.</td><td class="rt">By CHARLES WHITE</td></tr> </table> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary=""> <tr><td>Part</td><td class="rt">I.—The Early Days.</td><td class="rt">[Now ready</td></tr> <tr><td>Part</td><td class="rt">II.—1850 to 1862.</td><td class="rt">[Now ready</td></tr> <tr><td>Part</td><td class="rt"> III.—1863 to 1869.</td><td class="rt">[Now ready</td></tr> <tr><td>Part</td><td class="rt">IV.—1869 to 1878.</td><td class="rt">[In preparation</td></tr> </table> *** For press notices of these books see the cloth-bound editions on pages 4, 5, 6, 13 and 15 of this catalogue. <hr /> JOE WILSON AND HIS MATES. <div class="blockquott">BY HENRY LAWSON, Author of “While the Billy Boils;” “When the World was Wide and Other Verses;” “Verses, Popular and Humorous;” “On the Track and Over the Sliprails.” Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.), in paper covers, 2s. 6d. (post free 3s.). </div> The Athenæum (London): “This is a long way the best work Mr. Lawson has yet given us. These stories are so good that (from the literary point of view, of course) one hopes they are not autobiographical. As autobiography they would be good; as pure fiction they are more of an attainment.” Pall Mall Gazette: “We can see in these rough diamonds the men who have of late so distinguished themselves at Eland’s River and elsewhere.” The Argus: “More tales of the Joe Wilson series are promised, and this will be gratifying to Mr. Lawson’s admirers, for on the whole the sketches are the best work the writer has so far accomplished.” The Academy:—“I have never read anything in modern English literature that is so absolutely democratic in tone, so much the real thing, as Joe Wilson’s Courtship. And so with all Lawson’s tales and sketches. Tolstoy and Howells, and Whitman and Kipling, and Zola and Hauptmann and Gorky have all written descriptions of ‘democratic’ life; but none of these celebrated authors, not even Maupassant himself, has so absolutely taken us inside the life as do the tales Joe Wilson’s Courtship and A Double Buggy at Lahey’s Creek, and it is this rare convincing tone of this Australian writer that gives him a great value. The most casual ‘newspapery’ and apparently artless art of this Australian writer carries with it a truer, finer, more delicate commentary on life than all the idealistic works of any of our genteel school of writers.” <hr /> VERSES: POPULAR AND HUMOROUS. <div class="blockquott">By HENRY LAWSON, Author of “When the World was Wide, and Other Verses,” “Joe Wilson and His Mates,” “On the Track and Over the Sliprails,” and “While the Billy Boils.” </div> Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.). For Cheaper Edition see Commonwealth Series, page 2. Francis Thompson, in The Daily Chronicle: “He is a writer of strong and ringing ballad verse, who gets his blows straight in, and at his best makes them all tell. He can vignette the life he knows in a few touches, and in this book shows an increased power of selection.” Academy: “Mr. Lawson’s work should be well known to our readers; for we have urged them often enough to make acquaintance with it. He has the gift of movement, and he rarely offers a loose rhyme. Technically, short of anxious lapidary work, these verses are excellent. He varies sentiment and humour very agreeably.” New York Evening Journal: “Such pride as a man feels when he has true greatness as his guest, this newspaper feels in introducing to a million readers a man of ability hitherto unknown to them. Henry Lawson is his name.” The Book Lover: “Any book of Lawson’s should be bought and treasured by all who care for the real beginnings of Australian literature. As a matter of fact, he is the one Australian literary product, in any distinctive sense.” <hr /> ON THE TRACK AND OVER THE SLIPRAILS. <div class="blockquott">Stories by HENRY LAWSON, Author of “While the Billy Boils,” “Joe Wilson and his Mates,” “When the World Was Wide and Other Verses,” and “Verses, Popular and Humorous.” </div> Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.). For Cheaper Edition see Commonwealth Series, page 2. Daily Chronicle: “Will well sustain the reputation its author has already won as the best writer of Australian short stories and sketches the literary world knows. Henry Lawson has the art, possessed in such eminent degree by Mr. J. M. Barrie, of sketching in a character and suggesting a whole life-story in a single sentence.” Pall Mall Gazette: “The volume now received will do much to enhance the author’s reputation. There is all the quiet irresistible humour of Dickens in the description of ‘The Darling River,’ and the creator of ‘Truthful James’ never did anything better in the way of character sketches than Steelman and Mitchell. Mr. Lawson has a master’s sense of what is dramatic, and he can bring out strong effects in a few touches. Humour and pathos, comedy and tragedy, are equally at his command.” Glasgow Herald: “Mr. Lawson must now be regarded as facile princeps in the production of the short tale. Some of these brief and even slight sketches are veritable gems that would be spoiled by an added word, and without a word that can be looked upon as superfluous.” Melbourne Punch: “Often the little stories are wedges cut clean out of life, and presented with artistic truth and vivid colour.” <hr /> WHILE THE BILLY BOILS. <div class="blockquott">Stories by HENRY LAWSON, Author of “When the World Was Wide and Other Verses,” “Joe Wilson and his Mates,” “On the Track and Over the Sliprails,” and “Verses, Popular and Humorous.” Twenty-third Thousand. With eight plates and vignette title by F. P. Mahony. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.). </div> For Cheaper Edition see Commonwealth Series, page 2. The Academy: “A book of honest, direct, sympathetic, humorous writing about Australia from within is worth a library of travellers’ tales.... The result is a real book—a book in a hundred. His language is terse, supple, and richly idiomatic. He can tell a yarn with the best.” Literature: “A book which Mrs. Campbell Praed assured me made her feel that all she had written of bush life was pale and ineffective.” The Spectator: “It is strange that one we would venture to call the greatest Australian writer should be practically unknown in England. Mr. Lawson is a less experienced writer than Mr. Kipling, and more unequal, but there are two or three sketches in this volume which for vigour and truth can hold their own with even so great a rival.” The Times: “A collection of short and vigorous studies and stories of Australian life and character. A little in Bret Harte’s manner, crossed, perhaps, with that of Guy de Maupassant.” The Scotsman: “There is no lack of dramatic imagination in the construction of the tales; and the best of them contrive to construct a strong sensational situation in a couple of pages.” <hr /> WHEN THE WORLD WAS WIDE AND OTHER VERSES. <div class="blockquott">By HENRY LAWSON, Author of “While the Billy Boils,” “Joe Wilson and his Mates,” “On the Track and Over the Sliprails,” and “Verses, Popular and Humorous.” Tenth Thousand. With photogravure portrait and vignette title. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 5s. (post free 5s. 5d.). </div> Presentation edition, French Morocco, gilt edges, 9s. The Academy: “These ballads (for such they mostly are) abound in spirit and manhood, in the colour and smell of Australian soil. They deserve the popularity which they have won in Australia, and which, we trust, this edition will now give them in England.” Mr. R. Le Gallienne, in The Idler: “A striking volume of ballad poetry. A volume to console one for the tantalising postponement of Mr. Kipling’s promised volume of sea ballads.” Newcastle Weekly Chronicle: “Swinging, rhythmic verse.” Sydney Morning Herald: “The verses have natural vigour, the writer has a rough, true faculty of characterisation, and the book is racy of the soil from cover to cover.” Bulletin: “How graphic he is, how natural, how true, how strong.” Otago Witness: “It were well to have such books upon our shelves.... They are true history.” <hr /> THE MAN FROM SNOWY RIVER AND OTHER VERSES. <div class="blockquott">By A. B. PATERSON. Twenty-Fourth Thousand. With photogravure portrait and vignette title. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 5s. (post free 5s. 5d.). </div> Presentation edition, French Morocco, gilt edges, 9s. The Literary Year Book: “The immediate success of this book of bush ballads is without parallel in Colonial literary annals, nor can any living English or American poet boast so wide a public, always excepting Mr. Rudyard Kipling.” The Times: “At his best he compares not unfavourably with the author of ‘Barrack Room Ballads.’ ” Spectator: “These lines have the true lyrical cry in them. Eloquent and ardent verses.” Athenæum: “Swinging, rattling ballads of ready humour, ready pathos, and crowding adventure.... Stirring and entertaining ballads about great rides, in which the lines gallop like the very hoofs of the horses.” Mr. A. Patchett Martin, in Literature (London): “In my opinion it is the absolutely un-English, thoroughly Australian style and character of these new bush bards which has given them such immediate popularity, such wide vogue, among all classes of the rising native generation.” London: Macmillan & Co., Limited. <hr /> THE POETICAL WORKS OF BRUNTON STEPHENS. <div class="blockquott">New edition, with photogravure portrait. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 5s. </div> Sydney Morning Herald (N.S.W.): “ ‘The Poetical Works of Brunton Stephens,’ as now published by Messrs. Angus and Robertson, is a book which every Australian should have on his bookshelves, whether these bookshelves cover walls or are merely the small collection which the man of taste, however shrunken his purse, is bound to make. Brunton Stephens deserves his place in even the smallest of collections. The chief of Australian poets he has contributed to English literature work of distinguished merit. He is many-sided, embracing all sorts and conditions of men and things.” The Melbourne Argus: “Mr. Brunton Stephens has for some years enjoyed an established reputation as one of the best among the small and select cluster of Australian poets.... Mr. Stephens is specially favoured, in that he not only has at command a vein of true pathos, but he has moments of real humour. In more than one poem, too, he has made good his right to be regarded as the poet of brotherhood and the prophet of federation.” The Melbourne Age: “It is certainly one of the happiest of his efforts, and exhibits alike his copious vocabulary and his mastery of a most attractive form of metre.... A poet both in thought and feeling.” Newcastle (N.S.W.) Morning Herald: “Of the rapidly lengthening roll of Australian writers, none deserves a higher place than Brunton Stephens. For more than a generation he has charmed his countrymen with his exquisite verse.” <hr /> RHYMES FROM THE MINES AND OTHER LINES. <div class="blockquott">By EDWARD DYSON, Author of “A Golden Shanty.” Second Thousand. With photogravure portrait and vignette title. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 5s. (post free, 5s. 5d.). </div> Presentation edition, French Morocco, gilt edges, 9s. The Academy: “Here from within we have the Australian miner complete: the young miner, the old miner, the miner in luck, and the miner out of it, the miner in love, and the miner in peril. Mr. Dyson knows it all.” <hr /> THE MUTINEER. A Romance of Pitcairn Island. By LOUIS BECKE AND WALTER JEFFERY. <div class="blockquott">Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.). </div> <hr /> FOR THE TERM OF HIS NATURAL LIFE. <div class="blockquott">By MARCUS CLARKE. With a Memoir of the Author, by A. B. Paterson, Portrait of the Author, Map of Eagle Hawk Neck and the vicinity, and 14 full-page views of places mentioned in the book. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 3s. 6d. (post free 4s.). </div> <hr /> LOVE AND LONGITUDE. <div class="blockquott">A Story of the Pacific in the Year 1900. By R. SCOT SKIRVING. With 8 plates, crown 8vo, cloth gilt, gilt top, 5s. (post free 5s. 6d.). </div> Daily Telegraph: “A capital story of love and adventure in the Pacific.... Seafaring folk will find much to interest them particularly in ‘Love and Longitude,’ and general readers will admire it for its bright narrative.” <hr /> OUR ARMY IN SOUTH AFRICA. <div class="blockquott">By R. SCOT SKIRVING, late Consulting Surgeon to the Australian Contingents. Crown 8vo, boards, 2s. (post free 2s. 2d.). </div> <hr /> THE SPIRIT OF THE BUSH FIRE AND OTHER AUSTRALIAN FAIRY TALES. By J. M. WHITFELD. <div class="blockquott">Second Thousand. With 32 illustrations by G. W. Lambert. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 2s. 6d. (post free 3s.). </div> Sydney Morning Herald: “It is frankly written for the young folks. The youngster will find a delight in Miss Whitfeld’s marvellous company.” <hr /> TEENS. A Story of Australian Schoolgirls. <div class="blockquott">By LOUISE MACK. Fourth Thousand. With 14 full-page illustrations by F. P. Mahony. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 2s. 6d. </div> Sydney Morning Herald: “Ought to be welcome to all who feel the responsibility of choosing the reading books of the young ... its gaiety, impulsiveness, and youthfulness will charm them.” Sydney Daily Telegraph: “Nothing could be more natural, more sympathetic.” The Australasian: “ ‘Teens’ is a pleasantly-written story, very suitable for a present or a school prize.” Bulletin: “It is written so well that it could not be written better.” <hr /> GIRLS TOGETHER. A Sequel to “Teens.” By LOUISE MACK. <div class="blockquott">Third Thousand. Illustrated by G. W. Lambert. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 2s. 6d. </div> Sydney Morning Herald: “ ‘Girls Together’ should be in the library of every girl who likes a pleasant story of real life.... Older people will read it for its bright touches of human nature.” Queenslander: “A story told in a dainty style that makes it attractive to all. It is fresh, bright, and cheery, and well worth a place on any Australian bookshelf.” <hr /> THE ANNOTATED CONSTITUTION OF THE AUSTRALIAN COMMONWEALTH. <div class="blockquott">By Sir JOHN QUICK AND R. R. GARRAN, C.M.G. Royal 8vo, cloth gilt, 21s. </div> The Times: “The Annotated Constitution of the Australian Commonwealth is a monument of industry.... Dr. Quick and Mr. Garran have collected, with patience and enthusiasm, every sort of information, legal and historical, which can throw light on the new measure. The book has evidently been a labour of love.” <hr /> HISTORY OF AUSTRALIAN BUSHRANGING. By CHARLES WHITE. <div class="blockquott">To be completed in two vols. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. each. [Vol. I. now ready. </div> For Cheaper Edition see Commonwealth Series, page 2. Press Notices of Volume I. Year Book of Australia: “There is ‘romance’ enough about it to make it of permanent interest as a peculiar and most remarkable stage in our social history.” Queenslander: “Mr. White has supplied material enough for twenty such novels as ‘Robbery Under Arms.” <hr /> THE GROWTH OF THE EMPIRE. A Handbook to the History of Greater Britain. <div class="blockquott">By Arthur W. JOSE, Author of “A Short History of Australasia.” Second Edition. With 14 Maps. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 5s. (post free 5s. 6d.) </div> Morning Post: “This book is published in Sydney, but it deserves to be circulated throughout the United Kingdom. The picture of the fashion in which British enterprise made its way from settlement to settlement has never been drawn more vividly than in these pages. Mr. Jose’s style is crisp and pleasant, now and then even rising to eloquence on his grand theme. His book deserves wide popularity, and it has the rare merit of being so written as to be attractive alike to the young student and to the mature man of letters.” Literature: “He has studied thoroughly, and writes vigorously.... Admirably done.... We commend it to Britons the world over.” Saturday Review: “He writes Imperially; he also often writes sympathetically.... We cannot close Mr. Jose’s creditable account of our misdoings without a glow of national pride.” Yorkshire Post: “A brighter short history we do not know, and this book deserves for the matter and the manner of it to be as well known as Mr. McCarthy’s ‘History of Our Own Times.’ ” The Scotsman: “This admirable work is a solid octavo of more than 400 pages. It is a thoughtful, well-written, and well-arranged history. There are fourteen excellent maps to illustrate the text.” <hr /> HISTORY OF AUSTRALASIA. From the Earliest Times to the Inauguration of the Commonwealth. <div class="blockquott">By ARTHUR W. JOSE, Author of “The Growth of the Empire.” The chapter on Federation revised by R. R. Garran, C.M.G. With 6 maps and 64 portraits and illustrations. Crown 8vo, cloth, 1s. 6d. (post free 1s. 10d.). For Cheaper Edition see Commonwealth Series, page 2. </div> The Book Lover: “The ignorance of the average Australian youth about the brief history of his native land is often deplorable.... ‘A Short History of Australasia,’ by Arthur W. Jose, just provides the thing wanted. Mr. Jose’s previous historical work was most favourably received in England, and this story of our land is capitally done. It is not too long, and it is brightly written. Its value is considerably enhanced by the useful maps and interesting illustrations. A very good book to give to a boy.” Victorian Education Gazette: “The language is graphic and simple, and there is much evidence of careful work and acquaintance with original documents, which give the reader confidence in the accuracy of the details. The low price of the book leaves young Australians no excuse for remaining in ignorance of the history of their native land.” Town and Country Journal: “His language is graphic and simple, and he has maintained the unity and continuity of the story of events despite the necessity of following the subject along the seven branches corresponding with the seven separate colonies.” <hr /> THE GEOLOGY OF SYDNEY AND THE BLUE MOUNTAINS. A Popular Introduction to the Study of Australian Geology. <div class="blockquott">By Rev. J. MILNE CURRAN, Lecturer in Chemistry and Geology, Technical College, Sydney. Second Edition. With a Glossary of Scientific terms, a Reference List of commonly-occurring Fossils, 2 coloured maps, and 83 illustrations. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 6s. (post free 6s. 6d.). </div> Nature: “This is, strictly speaking, an elementary manual of geology. The general plan of the work is good; the book is well printed and illustrated with maps, photographic pictures of rock structure and scenery, and figures of fossils and rock sections.” Saturday Review: “His style is animated and inspiring, or clear and precise, as occasion demands. The people of Sydney are to be congratulated on the existence of such a guide to their beautiful country.” Literary World: “We can heartily recommend the book as a very interesting one, written in a much more readable style than is usual in works of this kind.” South Australian Register: “Mr. Curran has extracted a charming narrative of the earth’s history out of the prosaic stone. Though he has selected Sydney rocks for his text, his discourse is interestingly Australian.” <hr /> AUSTRALIAN CAVALRY. <div class="blockquott">The N.S.W. Lancer Regiment and the First Australian Horse. By FRANK WILKINSON, War Correspondent, Sydney Daily Telegraph. With one coloured and eight other full-page plates. Crown 4to, boards, 2s. (post free 2s. 4d.) </div> <hr /> SIMPLE TESTS FOR MINERALS; Or, Every Man his Own Analyst. <div class="blockquott">By JOSEPH CAMPBELL, M.A., F.G.S., M.I.M.E. Fourth Edition, revised and enlarged (completing the ninth thousand). With illustrations. Cloth, round corners, 3s. 6d. (post free 38. 9d.). </div> <hr /> THE KINGSWOOD COOKERY BOOK. <div class="blockquott">By Mrs. WICKEN, M.C.A., Late Teacher of Cookery, Technical College, Sydney. Fifth edition, revised, completing the Nineteenth Thousand. 382 pages, crown 8vo, paper cover, 1s; cloth, 1s. 6d. (postage 4d.). </div> <hr /> PRESBYTERIAN WOMEN’S MISSIONARY ASSOCIATION COOKERY BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Seventh Edition, enlarged, completing the 45th Thousand. Crown 8vo., cloth, 1s. (post free 1s. 2d.). </div> <hr /> THE METRIC SYSTEM OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES, AND DECIMAL COINAGE. <div class="blockquott">By J. M. TAYLOR, M.A., LL.B. With Introductory Notes on the nature of Decimals, and contracted methods for the Multiplication and Division of Decimals. Crown 8vo, 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “A masterly and elaborate treatise for the use of schools on a subject of world-wide interest and importance.... In commercial life a knowledge of the metric system has been for some years essential, and it is, therefore, fitting that its underlying principles should be taught in our schools concurrently with reduction, and practised systematically in the more advanced grades. For this purpose the book is unquestionably the best we have seen.” <hr /> ANSWERS TO TAYLOR’S METRIC SYSTEM. 6d. (post free 7d.). <hr /> THE ELEMENTS OF EUCLID. With Historical Introduction, Notes, Appendices and Miscellaneous Examples. <div class="blockquott">By J. D. ST. CLAIR MACLARDY, M.A., Lecturer at the Training Colleges and Examiner for the New South Wales Department of Public Instruction. Books I.-IV. Crown 8vo, cloth, 3s. 6d. (post free 3s. 10d.). Book I., separately, cloth, 1s. 6d. (post free 1s. 9d.). </div> N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “The most complete and logical discussion of this part of the works of the great geometer that we have seen. An unusual amount of care has been bestowed on the initiatory stages, the definitions, axioms, and postulates being treated with commendable fulness.... The brevity, simplicity, and perspicuity of his methods will appeal forcibly to students.... Mr. Maclardy adheres to the plan of simplifying the proofs and reducing the verbiage to a minimum, and has added a contribution to mathematical literature which we regard as indispensable.” Victorian Educational Gazette: “Among the legion of editions of Euclid, Mr. Maclardy’s takes an honourable place. There are many features that are the result of the author’s long experience as a lecturer and examiner in mathematics. He has evidently taken a pride in making his work as perfect as possible.” <hr /> ENGLISH GRAMMAR, COMPOSITION, AND PRÉCIS WRITING. For Use by Candidates for University and Public Service Exams <div class="blockquott">By JAMES CONWAY, Headmaster at Cleveland-street Superior Public School, Sydney. Prescribed by the Department of Public Instruction, N.S.W., for First and Second Class Teachers’ Certificate Examinations. New edition, revised and enlarged. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 3s. 10d.). </div> Sydney Morning Herald: “To its concise and admirable arrangement of rules and definitions, which holds good wherever the English language is spoken or written, is added special treatment of special difficulties. Mr. Conway adopts the excellent plan of taking certain papers, and of answering the questions in detail.... Should be in the hands of every teacher.” Victorian Educational News: “A book which we can heartily recommend as the most suitable we have yet met with to place in the hands of students for our intermediate examinations, and also for matriculation, pupil teachers’ and certificate of competency examinations. We should be glad to see the work set down in the syllabus of the Department so that it would reach the hands of all the students and teachers engaged in studying the subject in our State schools.” <hr /> A SMALLER ENGLISH GRAMMAR, COMPOSITION, AND PRÉCIS WRITING. <div class="blockquott">By JAMES CONWAY. Prescribed by the Department of Public Instruction, N.S.W., for Third Class and Pupil Teachers’ Examinations. New edition, revised and enlarged. Crown 8vo, cloth, 1s. 6d. (post free 1s. 9d.). </div> N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “The abridgment is very well done. One recognises the hand of a man who has had long experience of the difficulties of this subject.” <hr /> GEOGRAPHY OF NEW SOUTH WALES. By J. M. TAYLOR, M.A., LL.B. <div class="blockquott">New Edition, revised. With 37 illustrations and 6 folding maps. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free 3s. 10d.). </div> Sydney Morning Herald: “Something more than a school book; it is an approach to an ideal geography.” Review of Reviews: “It makes a very attractive handbook. Its geography is up to date; it is not overburdened with details, and it is richly illustrated with geological diagrams and photographs of scenery reproduced with happy skill.” <hr /> CAUSERIES FAMILIÈRES; OR, FRIENDLY CHATS. A Simple and Deductive French Course. By Mrs. S. C. Boyd. <div class="blockquott">Prescribed for use in schools by the Department of Public Instruction, New South Wales. Pupils’ Edition, containing all that need be in the hands of the learner. Crown 8vo, cloth, limp, 1s. 6d. (post free 1s. 8d.). Teachers’ Edition, containing grammatical summaries, exercises, a full treatise on pronunciation, French-English and English-French Vocabulary, and other matter for the use of the teacher or of a student without a master. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. (post free, 3s. 10d.). </div> The London Spectator: “A most excellent and practical little volume, evidently the work of a trained teacher. It combines admirably and in an entertaining form the advantages of the conversational with those of the grammatical method of learning a language.” <hr /> AUSTRALIAN SONGS FOR AUSTRALIAN CHILDREN. <div class="blockquott">By Mrs. MAYBANKE ANDERSON. All the songs are set to music, while to some of them appropriate calisthenic exercises are given. Demy 4to, picture cover, 1s. </div> <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN OBJECT LESSON BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Part I.—For Infant and Junior Classes. With 43 illustrations. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d.; paper cover, 2s. 6d. (postage, 4d.). </div> N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “Mr. Wiley has wisely adopted the plan of utilising the services of specialists. The series is remarkably complete, and includes almost everything with which the little learners ought to be made familiar. Throughout the whole series the lessons have been selected with judgment and with a due appreciation of the capacity of the pupils for whose use they are intended.” <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN OBJECT LESSON BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Part II.—For advanced classes. With 113 illustrations. Crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d.; paper cover, 2s. 6d. (postage 4d.). </div> Victorian Education Gazette: “Mr. Wiley and his colleagues have provided a storehouse of useful information on a great number of topics that can be taken up in any Australian school.” N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “The Australian Object Lesson Book is evidently the result of infinite patience and deep research on the part of its compiler, who is also to be commended for the admirable arrangement of his matter.” <hr /> A NEW BOOK OF SONGS FOR SCHOOLS AND SINGING CLASSES. <div class="blockquott">By HUGO ALPEN, Superintendent of Music, Department of Public Instruction, New South Wales. 8vo, paper cover. 1s. (post free 1s. 2d.). </div> <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN PROGRESSIVE SONGSTER. <div class="blockquott">By S. McBurney, Mus. Doc., Fellow T.S.F. College. Containing graded Songs, Rounds and Exercises in Staff Notation, Tonic Sol-fa and Numerals, with Musical Theory. Price, 6d. each part; combined, 1s. (postage 1d. each part). </div> No. 1.—For Junior Classes. No. 2.—For Senior Classes. <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN LETTERING BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Containing the Alphabets most useful in Mapping, Exercise Headings, &c. with practical applications, Easy Scrolls, Flourishes, Borders, Corners, Rulings, &c. Second Edition. New Edition, revised and enlarged, cloth limp, 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> <hr /> GEOGRAPHY OF AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND. With Definitions of Geographical Terms. <div class="blockquott">Second Edition, with 8 maps and 19 illustrations. 64 pages. 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> <hr /> GEOGRAPHY OF EUROPE, ASIA AND AMERICA. <div class="blockquott">Second Edition, with 14 relief and other maps, and 18 illustrations of transcontinental views, distribution of animals, &c. 84 pages. 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> <hr /> GEOGRAPHY OF NEW SOUTH WALES. <div class="blockquott">With five folding maps. 48 pages. 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> <hr /> GEOGRAPHY OF AFRICA. <div class="blockquott">With five maps in relief, &c. 64 pages. 6d. (post free 7d.). </div> <hr /> AUSTRALIAN SCHOOL SERIES. Grammar and Derivation Book. 64 pages. 2d. Test Exercises in Grammar for 3rd Class, 1st Year. 64 pages. 2d. Test Exercises in Grammar for 3rd Class, 2nd Year. 64 pages. 2d. Table Book and Mental Arithmetic. 38 pages. 1d. Chief Events and Dates in English History. Part I. From 55 B.C. to 1485 A.D. 50 pages. 2d. Chief Events and Dates in English History. Part II. From Henry VII. (1485) to Victoria (1900). 64 pages. 2d. History of Australia. 53 pages. 2d. Geography. Part I. Australasia and Polynesia. 64 pages. 2d. Geography. Part II. Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. 66 pages. 2d. Euclid. Book I. With Definitions, Postulates, Axioms, &c. 64 pages. 2d. Euclid. Book II. With Definitions and Exercises on Books I. and II. 32 pages. 2d. Euclid. Book III. With University “Junior” Papers 1891-1897. 60 pages. 2d. Arithmetic—Exercises for Class II. 49 pages. 2d. Answers, 2d. Arithmetic—Exercises for Class III. 66 pages. 2d. Answers, 2d. Arithmetic—Exercises for Class IV. 65 pages. 2d. Answers, 2d. Arithmetic and Mensuration—Exercises for Class V. With the Arithmetic Papers set at the Sydney University Junior, the Public Service, the Sydney Chamber of Commerce, and the Bankers’ Institute Examinations to 1900, &c. 112 pages. 4d. Answers, 4d. Algebra. Part I. 49 pages. 2d. Answers, 2d. Algebra. Part II. To Quadratic Equations. Contains over twelve hundred Exercises, including the University Junior, the Public Service, the Sydney Chamber of Commerce, and the Bankers’ Institute Examination Papers to 1900, &c. 112 pages. 4d. Answers, 4d. <hr /> THE AUSTRALASIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL SERIES. History of Australia and New Zealand for Catholic Schools, 117 pages. 4d. Pupil’s Companion to the Australian Catholic First Reader, 32 pages. 1d. Pupil’s Companion to the Australian Catholic Second Reader, 64 pages. 2d. Pupil’s Companion to the Australian Catholic Third Reader, 112 pages. 3d. Pupil’s Companion to the Australian Catholic Fourth Reader, 160 pages. 4d. <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN DRAWING BOOK. <div class="blockquott">By F. W. WOODHOUSE, Superintendent of Drawing, Department of Public Instruction, New South Wales. Approved by the Department of Public Instruction for use in the Public Schools of New South Wales. Price, 3d. each. </div> No. 1A—Elementary, Straight Lines, Curves and Simple Figures. Nos. 1, 2, 3 and 4—Graduated Elementary Freehand, Regular Forms, Simple Designs, &c. Nos. 5 and 6—Foliage, Flowers, Ornaments, Vase Forms, &c. No. 7—Book of Blank Pages. N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “This series of drawing books has been arranged by the Superintendent of Drawing for the purpose of enabling teachers and pupils to meet fully the requirements of the Public School Syllabus of 1899. It consists of seven numbers, designed for the third, fourth and fifth classes respectively, and there is also a book of blank pages (No. 7). Nos. 1 to 4 treat of elementary freehand, simple designs, pattern drawing, &c.; Nos. 5 and 6 of foliage, flowers and ornaments. The copies are excellently designed and executed, and carefully graduated, and the books are printed on superior drawing paper. ‘The Australian Drawing Books’ should be used in every public school in the colony, first on account of their intrinsic merit, and secondly because they are the only books that accurately fit our standard.” <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN COPY BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Approved by the Departments of Public Instruction in New South Wales, Queensland and Tasmania, by the Public Service Board of New South Wales, and by the Chief Inspector of Catholic Schools. Price, 2d. each. No. 1, Initiatory, Short Letters, Short Words; 2, Initiatory, Long Letters, Words; 3, Text, Capitals, Longer Words; 4, Half-Text, Short Sentences; 5, Intermediate, Australian and Geographical Sentences; 6, Small Hand, Double Ruling, Australian and Geographical Sentences, Prefixes and Examples; 6A, Text, Half-Text, Intermediate, Small Hand; 7, Small Hand, Single Ruling, Maxims, Quotations, Proverbs; 8, Advanced Small Hand, Abbreviations and Contractions commonly met with; 9, Commercial Terms and Forms, Addresses; 10, Commercial Forms, Correspondence, Addresses; 11, Plain and Ornamental Lettering, Mapping, Flourishes, &c. </div> <div class="blockquott">Numerals are given in each number. </div> <hr /> THE AUSTRALIAN PUPIL TEACHERS’ COPY BOOK. <div class="blockquott">A selection of pages from the Australian Copy Book, arranged for use of Pupil Teachers. 48 pages. Price, 6d. </div> <hr /> ANGUS AND ROBERTSON’S PENCIL COPY BOOK. <div class="blockquott">Approved by the N.S.W. Department of Public Instruction. In nine numbers. 1d. each. No. 1, Initiatory lines, curves, letters, figures; 2 and 3, Short letters, easy combinations, figures; 4, Long letters, short words, figures; 5, Long letters, words, figures; 6, 7, and 8, Capitals, words, figures; 9, Short sentences, figures. </div> <hr /> <div class="blockquott">COTTERILL’S GUIDES TO THE MUSICAL EXAMINATIONS Held by the N.S.W. Department of Public Instruction for Teachers and Pupil Teachers in all grades. Part 1. The papers set in 1898, 1899, and 1900, and Answers thereto. Crown 8vo, cloth, 2s. (post free 2s. 2d) Part 2. The Papers set in 1901, and Answers thereto. Crown 8vo, sewn, 1s. (post free 1s. 1d.). </div> N.S.W. Educational Gazette: “We would earnestly urge upon teachers and pupil teachers intending to sit for examination the wisdom of mastering the principles so clearly enunciated in these valuable textbooks. The work has been excellently done by Mr. G. T. Cotterill, of the Paddington Superior Public School; every question has been fully and clearly answered, difficulties have been explained with the skill of an experienced teacher, and the questions on harmony in the first and second class papers have been discussed with a fulness and lucidity that we look for in vain in the ordinary manuals.” <hr /> GUIDES TO THE NEW SOUTH WALES PUBLIC SERVICE EXAMINATIONS. <div class="blockquott">No. I.—Containing the Papers set in March, 1899 and Keys thereto, together with the Regulations and Hints on suitable Text-books. Cheaper edition. 8vo., paper cover, 1s. (post free 1s. 1d.). No. II.—Containing the Papers set in August, 1900 and Keys thereto, together with the revised Regulations and Hints on suitable Text-books, and the Papers set at the examination held in December, 1899. Cheaper edition. 8vo, paper cover, 1s. (post free 1s. 1d.). </div> <hr /> CALENDAR OF THE UNIVERSITY OF SYDNEY. <div class="blockquott">8vo, linen, 2s. 6d.; paper cover, 1s. (postage 8d.). </div> <hr /> MANUAL OF PUBLIC EXAMINATIONS HELD BY THE UNIVERSITY OF SYDNEY. <div class="blockquott">8vo., paper cover, 1s. (post free 1s. 3d.). </div> <hr /> HANDBOOK FOR TEACHERS OF INFANT SCHOOLS AND JUNIOR CLASSES. <div class="blockquott">With colour chart nine colours and upwards of 100 illus. Cr. 8vo, cloth, 1s. 6d. (post free 1s. 8d.) </div> <hr /> QUALITATIVE ANALYSIS; Notes and Tables for the Use of Students. <div class="blockquott">By Rev. J. MILNE CURRAN, Lecturer in Chemistry and Geology, Technical College, Sydney, Author of “The Geology of Sydney and the Blue Mountains.” With illustrations. Demy 8vo, cloth gilt, 4s. 6d. (post free 5s.). </div> <hr /> <big><big>ANNOUNCEMENTS</big></big> <hr /> HISTORY OF AUSTRALIAN BUSHRANGING. <div class="blockquott">By CHARLES WHITE. Vol. II—1863 to 1878, illustrated, crown 8vo, cloth gilt, 3s. 6d. </div> [Shortly.] <hr /> EUCLID, BOOKS V., VI. AND XI. <div class="blockquott">By J. D. ST. CLAIR MACLARDY, M.A., Lecturer at the Training Colleges, and Examiner to the New South Wales Department of Public Instruction. Crown 8vo, cloth. </div> [Shortly.] <hr /> THE POSSIBILITY OF A SCIENCE OF CASUISTRY. <div class="blockquott">By ERNEST NORTHCROFT MERRINGTON, B.A. Crown 8vo, cloth, 2s. 6d. [May 9.] </div> <hr class="full" /> <div style="break-after:column;"></div>

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