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<h2>CAPTAIN NOAH</h2>
<div class='cap'>THE first night on the Ark was most
uncomfortable. It was not an easy
thing to provide sleeping quarters for the
animals, and although Captain Noah and his
three sons did their best, from the complaints
that were heard in the morning, it was easy to
see that very few were satisfied.</div>
<p>"We must get up a set of rules and regulations,"
said Captain Noah at the breakfast
table. "It's all very well to carry a cargo of
coal or salt but when it comes to animals it's
quite another thing. Each animal is so
blamed different," and Captain Noah heaved
a great sigh as he lifted the steaming cup of
coffee to his lips.</p>
<p>Puss, Junior, and Tom Thumb had risen
with the sun—that is, I should say, at an
early hour, for of course there was no sun.
No, indeed, there was nothing but rain and
a wide expanse of water. Water, water,
everywhere, but not a speck of dirt. The
whole world seemed nothing but water. The
only thing that wasn't water was the Ark and
its passengers.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>However, this did not keep Puss, Junior,
and Tom Thumb from eating a hearty breakfast.
They were good travelers, whether by
land or sea, and to Puss, who had passed
through many a dangerous adventure, the
present situation seemed one of great interest.</p>
<p>Mother Goose was also in high spirits.
Turning to Captain Noah, she said:</p>
<p>"My dear Captain, if it weren't for you, I
hardly know what in the world I should have
done. To fly on gander-back through the
rain for forty days and nights would be
impossible, so I have you to thank for my
deliverance."</p>
<p>"Don't mention it, my dear Mother
Goose," replied Captain Noah. "I did only
what was my duty. You know, I have
always been the Weatherman of Arkville,
and, if I do say it, I have hit the mark every
time. I knew, in fact, I felt, that we were to
have forty days and forty nights of rain.
For the last two weeks I have published this
in the Arkville News. To have the Ark finished
in time was my greatest ambition, and
now to reach Mount Ararat will be the
crowning joy of my career.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class='poem'>
"We didn't know where we were at,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">One wide river,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">Until we bumped on Ararat,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">One wide river to cross."</span><br/></div>
<p>"I've so often heard that song at the Minstrels,"
said Mother Goose, "that I believe
it's really coming true."</p>
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