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<h1>BRANSFORD IN ARCADIA<br/>
OR, THE LITTLE EOHIPPUS</h1>
<h4>BY</h4>
<h3>EUGENE MANLOVE RHODES</h3>
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<h2><SPAN name="PROLOGUE" id="PROLOGUE"></SPAN>PROLOGUE</h2>
<h3>I</h3>
<p class="n"><span style="float:left;font-size:40px;line-height:25px;padding-top:2px;padding-bottom:1px;">T</span>he long fall round-up was over. The wagon, homeward bound, made camp
for the last night out at the Sinks of Lost River. Most of the men, worn
with threescore night-guards, were buried under their tarps in the deep
sleep of the weary; sound as that of the just, and much more common.</p>
<p>By the low campfire a few yet lingered: old-timers, iron men, whose wiry
and seasoned strength was toil-proof—and Leo Ballinger, for whom youth,
excitement and unsated novelty served in lieu of fitness.</p>
<p>The “firelighters,” working the wide range again from Ancho to Hueco,
from the Mal Pais to Glencoe, fell silent now, to mark an unstaled
miracle.</p>
<p>The clustered lights of Rainbow’s End shone redly, near and low. Beyond,
above, dominant, the black, unbroken bulk of Rainbow Range shut out the
east. The clear-cut crest mellowed to <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</SPAN></span>luminous curves, feathery with
far-off pines; the long skyline thrilled with frosty fire, glowed,
sparkled—the cricket’s chirp was stilled; the slow, late moon rose to a
hushed and waiting world.</p>
<p>On the sharp crest she paused, irresolute, tiptoe, quivering, rosily
aflush. Above floated a web of gossamer. She leaped up, spurning the
black rim; glowed, palpitant, through that filmy lace—and all the
desert throbbed with vibrant light.</p>
<p>Cool and sweet and fresh, from maiden leagues of clean, brown earth the
desert winds made whisper in grass and fragrant shrub; yucca, mesquite
and greasewood swayed—so softly, you had not known save as the long
shadows courtesied and danced.</p>
<p>Leo flung up his hand. The air was wine to him. A year had left the
desert still new and strange. “Gee!” he said eloquently.</p>
<p>Headlight nodded. “You’re dead right on that point, son. If Christopher
K. Columbus had only thought to beach his shallops on the sundown side
of this here continent he might have made a name for himself. Just think
how much different, hysterically, these United States——”</p>
<p>“<i>This</i> United States,” corrected Pringle dispassionately. Their fathers
had disagreed on the same grammatical point.</p>
<p>Headlight scowled. “By Jings! ‘That <i>this</i> United Colonies are, and of
right ought to be, free and independent States,’” he quoted. “I was
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</SPAN></span>goin’ to give you something new to exercise your talons on. You sit
here every night, ridin’ broncs and four-footin’ steers, and never grab
a horn or waste a loop, not once. Sure things ain’t amusin’. Some
variety and doubtful accuracy, now, would develop our guessin’ gifts.”</p>
<p>Aforesaid Smith brandished the end-gate rod. “Them speculations of yours
sorter opens up of themselves. If California had been settled first the
salmon would now be our national bird instead of the potato. Think of
Arizona, mother of Presidents! Seat of government at Milipitas; center
of population about Butte; New Jersey howlin’ about Nevada trusts!” He
impaled a few beef ribs and held them over the glowing embers.</p>
<p>“Georgia and South Carolina would be infested by cow-persons in
décolleté leather panties,” said Jeff Bransford. “New York and
Pennsylvania would be fondly turning a credulous ear to the
twenty-fourth consecutive solemn promise of Statehood—with the Senator
from Walla Walla urging admission of both as one mighty State with
Maryland and Virginia thrown in for luck.”</p>
<p>Headlight forgot his pique. “Wouldn’t the railroads sound funny, though?
Needles and Eastern, Northern Atlantic, Southern Atlantic, Union,
Western, Kansas and Central Atlantic! Earnest and continuous demand for
a President <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</SPAN></span>from east of the Mississippi. All the prize-fights pulled
off at Boston.”</p>
<p>“Columbus done just right,” said Pringle decisively. “You fellers ain’t
got no imagination a-tall. If this Western country’d been settled first,
the maps would read: ‘Northeast Territory.—Uninhabitable wilderness;
region of storm and snow, roaming savages and fierce wild beasts.’ When
the intrepid explorer hit the big white weather he’d say, ‘Little old
San Diego’s good enough for me!’ Yes, sir!”</p>
<p>“Oh, well, climate alone doesn’t account for the charm of this
country—nor scenery,” said Leo. “You feel it, but you don’t know why it
is.”</p>
<p>“It sure agrees with your by-laws,” observed Pringle. “You’re a sight
changed from the furtive behemoth you was. You’ll make a hand yet. But,
even now, your dimensions from east to west is plumb fascinatin’. I’d
sure admire to have your picture to put in my cornfield.”</p>
<p>“Very well, Mr. Pringle: I’ll exchange photographs with you,” said Leo
artlessly. A smothered laugh followed this remark; uncertainty as to
what horrible and unnamed use Leo would make of Pringle’s pictured face
appealed to these speculative minds.</p>
<p>“I’ve studied out this charm business,” said Jeff. “See if I’m not
right. It’s because there’s no habitually old men here to pattern after,
to <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</SPAN></span>steady us, to make us ashamed of just staying boys. Now and then you
hit an octagonal cuss like Wes here, that on a mere count of years and
hairs might be sized up as old by the superficial observer. But if I
have ever met that man more addicted with vivid nonchalance as to
further continuance of educational facilities than this same Also Ran,
his number has now escaped me. Really aged old people stay where they
was.”</p>
<p>“I think, myself, that what makes life so easy and congenial in these
latigos and longitudes is the dearth of law and the ladies.” Thus
Pringle, the cynic.</p>
<p>A fourfold outcry ensued; indignant repudiation of the latter heresy.
Their protest rose above the customary subdued and quiet drawl of the
out-of-doors man.</p>
<p>“But has the law no defenders?” demanded Leo. “We’ve got to have laws to
make us behave.”</p>
<p>“Sure thing! Likewise, ’tis the waves that make the tide come in,” said
Jeff. “A good law is as handy as a good pocketbook. But law, as simply
such, independent of its merits, rouses no enthusiasm in my manly bosom,
no more than a signboard the day after Hallowe’en. If it occurs to me in
a moment of emotional sanity that the environments of the special case
in hand call for a compound fracture of the statutes made and
provided—for some totally different cases that <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</SPAN></span>happen to be called by
the same name—I fall upon it with my glittering hew-gag, without no
special wonder. For,” he declaimed, “I am endowed by nature with certain
inalienable rights, among which are the high justice, the middle, and
the low!”</p>
<p>“And who’s to be the judge of whether it’s a good law or not? You?”</p>
<p>“Me. Me, every time. Some one must. If I let some other man make up my
mind I’ve got to use my judgment—picking the man I follow. By
organizing myself into a Permanent Committee of One to do my own
thinking I take my one chance of mistakes instead of two.”</p>
<p>“So you believe in doing evil that good may come, do you?”</p>
<p>“Well,” said Jeff judicially, “it seems to be at least as good a
proposition as doing good that evil may come of it. Why, Capricorn,
there isn’t one thing we call wrong, when other men do it, that hasn’t
been lawful, some time or other. When to break a law is to do a wrong,
it’s evil. When it’s doing right to break a law, it’s not evil. Got
that? It’s not wrong to keep a just law—and if it’s wrong to break an
unjust law I want a new dictionary with pictures of it in the back.”</p>
<p>“But laws is useful and excitin’ diversions to break up the monogamy,”
said Aforesaid. “And it’s a dead easy way to build up a rep. Look at
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</SPAN></span>the edge I’ve got on you fellows. You’re just supposed to be
honest—but I’ve been proved honest, frequent!”</p>
<p>“Hark!” said Pringle.</p>
<p>A weird sound reached them—the night wrangler, beguiling his lonely
vigil with song.</p>
<p class="center">“Oh, the cuckoo is a pretty bird; she comes in the spring——”</p>
<p>“What do you s’pose that night-hawk thinks about the majesty of the
law?” he said. There was a ringing note in his voice. Smith and
Headlight nodded gravely; their lean, brown faces hardened.</p>
<p>“You haven’t heard of it? Old John Taylor, daddy to yonder warbler,
drifted here from the East. Wife and little girl both puny. Taylor takes
up a homestead on the Feliz. He wasn’t affluent none. I let him have my
old paint pony, Freckles—him being knee-sprung and not up to cow-work.
To make out an unparalleled team, he got Ed Poe’s Billy Bowlegs, née
Gambler, him havin’ won a new name by a misunderstanding with a
prairie-dog hole. Taylor paid Poe for him in work. He was a willin’ old
rooster, Taylor, but futile and left-handed all over.</p>
<p>“John, Junior, he was only thirteen. Him and the old man moseyed around
like two drunk ants, fixin’ up a little log house with rock chimbleys,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</SPAN></span>a horse-pen and shelter, rail-fencin’ of the little <i>vegas</i> to put to
crops, and so on.</p>
<p>“Done you good to drop in and hear ’em plan and figger. They was one
happy family. How Sis Em’ly bragged about their hens layin’! In the
spring we all held a bee and made their <i>’cequias</i> for ’em. Baker, he
loaned ’em a plow. They dragged big branches over the ground for a
harrow. They could milk anybody’s cows they was a mind to tame, and the
boys took to carryin’ over motherless calves for Mis’ Taylor to raise.
Taylor, he done odd jobs, and they got along real well with their crops.
They went into the second winter peart as squirrels.</p>
<p>“But, come spring, Sis wasn’t doin’ well. They had the Agency doctor.
Too high up and too damp, he said. So the missus and Em’ly they went to
Cruces, where Em’ly could go to school.</p>
<p>“That meant right smart of expense—rentin’ a house and all. So the
Johns they hires out. John, Junior, made his dayboo as wrangler for the
Steam Pitchfork, acquirin’ the obvious name of Felix.</p>
<p>“The old man he got a job muckin’ in Organ mines. Kept his hawses in
Jeff Isaack’s pasture, and Saturday nights he’d get one and slip down
them eighteen miles to Cruces for Sunday with the folks.</p>
<p>“Well, you know, a homesteader can’t be off his claim more’n six months
at a time.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“I reckon if there was ever a homestead taken up in good faith ’twas the
Butterbowl. They knew the land laws from A to Izzard. Even named their
hound pup Boney Fido!</p>
<p>“But the old man waited at Organ till the last bell rang, so’s to draw
down his wages, payday. Then he bundles the folks into his little old
wagon and lights out. Campin’ at Casimiro’s Well, half-way ’cross, that
ornery Freckles hawse has a fit of malignant nostolgy and projects off
for Butterbowl, afoot, in his hobbles. Next day, Taylor don’t overtake
him till the middle of the evenin’, and what with going back and what
with Freckles being hobble-sore, he’s two days late in reachin’ home.
For Lake, of Agua Chiquite, that prosperous person, had been keeping
cases. He entered contest on the Butterbowl, allegin’ abandonment.</p>
<p>“Now, if it was me—but, then, if ’twas me I could stay away six years
and two months without no remonstrances from Lake or his likes. I’m
somewhat abandoned myself.</p>
<p>“But poor old Taylor, he’s been drug up where they hold biped life
unaccountable high. He sits him down resignedly beneath the sky, as the
poet says, meek and legal. We all don’t abnormally like to precipitate
in another man’s business, but we makes it up to sorter saunter in on
Lake, spontaneous, and evince our disfavor with a rope. <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</SPAN></span>But Taylor
says, ‘No.’ He allows the Land Office won’t hold him morally responsible
for the sinful idiocy of a homesick spotted hawse that’s otherwise
reliable.</p>
<p>“He’s got one more guess comin’. There ain’t no sympathies to machinery.
Your intentions may be strictly honorable, but if you get your hand
caught in the cogs, off it goes, regardless of how handy it is for
flankin’ calves, holdin’ nails, and such things. ‘Absent over six
months. Entry canceled. Contestant is allowed thirty days’ prior right
to file. Next.’</p>
<p>“That’s the way that decision’ll read. It ain’t come yet, but it’s due
soon.</p>
<p>“This here Felix looks at it just like the old man, only
different—though he ain’t makin’ no statements for publication. He come
here young, and having acquired the fixed habit of riskin’ his neck,
regular, for one dollar per each and every diem, shooin’ in the
reluctant steer, or a fool hawse pirouettin’ across the pinnacles with a
nosebag on—or, mebbee, just for fun—why, natural, he don’t see why
life is so sweet or peace so dear as to put up with any damn
foolishness, as Pat Henry used to say when the boys called on him for a
few remarks. He’s a some serious-minded boy, that night-hawk, and if
signs is any indications, he’s fixin’ to take an appeal under the
Winchester Act. I ain’t no seventh son of a son-of-a-gun, but my
prognostications are that he presently <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</SPAN></span>removes Lake to another and, we
trust, a better world.”</p>
<p>“Good thing, too,” grunted Headlight. “This Lake person is sure-lee a
muddy pool.”</p>
<p>“Shet your fool head,” said Pringle amiably. “You may be on the jury.
I’m going to seek my virtuous couch. Glad we don’t have to bed no
cattle, <i>viva voce</i>, this night.”</p>
<p>“Ain’t he the Latin scholar?” said Headlight admiringly. “They blow
about that wire Julius Cæsar sent the Associated Press, but old man
Pringle done him up for levity and precision when he wrote us the
account of his visit to the Denver carnival. Ever hear about it,
Sagittarius?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Leo. “What did he say?”</p>
<p>“Hic—hock—hike!”</p>
<h3>II</h3>
<p>Escondido, half-way of the desert, is designed on simple lines. The
railroad hauls water in tank-cars from Dog Cañon. There is one depot,
one section-house, and one combination post-office-hotel-store-saloon-stage-station, kept by Ma Sanders and Pappy Sanders, in about the order
mentioned. Also, one glorious green cottonwood, one pampered rosebush,
jointly the pride and delight of Escondido, ownerless, but cherished by
loving care and “toted” tribute of waste water.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Hither came Jeff and Leo, white with the dust of twenty starlit leagues,
for accumulated mail of Rainbow South. Horse-feeding, breakfast, gossip
with jolly, motherly Ma Sanders, reading and answering of mail—then
their beauty nap; so missing the day’s event, the passing of the Flyer.
When they woke Escondido basked drowsily in the low, westering sun. The
far sunset ranges had put off their workaday homespun brown and gray for
chameleon hues of purple and amethyst; their deep, cool shadows, edged
with trembling rose, reached out across the desert; the velvet air
stirred faintly to the promise of the night.</p>
<p>The agent was putting up his switch-lights; from the kitchen came a
cheerful clatter of tinware.</p>
<p>“Now we buy some dry goods and wet,” said Leo. They went into the store.</p>
<p>“That decision’s come!” shrilled Pappy in tremulous excitement. “It’s
too durn bad! Registered letters from Land Office for Taylor and Lake,
besides another for Lake, not registered.”</p>
<p>“That one from the Land Office, too?” said Jeff.</p>
<p>“Didn’t I jest tell ye? Say, it’s a shame! Why don’t some of you
fellers——Gosh! If I was only young!”</p>
<p>“It’s a travesty on justice!” exclaimed Leo indignantly. “There’s really
no doubt but that they decided for Lake, I suppose?”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Not a bit. He’s got the law with him. Then him and the Register is old
cronies. Guess this other letter is from him unofficial, likely.”</p>
<p>Jeff seated himself on a box. “How long has this Lake got to do his
filing in, Pappy?”</p>
<p>“Thirty days from the time he signs the receipt for this letter—durn
him!”</p>
<p>“Some one ought to kidnap him,” said Leo.</p>
<p>“Why, that’s illegal!” Jeff nursed his knee, turned his head to one side
and chanted thoughtfully:</p>
<div class="centerbox2 bbox2"><p>“Said the little Eohippus,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">‘I’m going to be a horse,</span><br/>
And on my middle fingernails<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">To run my earthly course’——”</span></p>
</div>
<p>He broke off and smiled at Leo indulgently. Leo glanced at him sharply;
this was Jeff’s war-song aforetime. But it was to Pappy that Jeff spoke:</p>
<p>“Dad, you’re a better’n any surgeon. Wish you’d go out and look at Leo’s
horse. His ankle’s all swelled up. I’ll be mixin’ me up a toddy, if Ma’s
got any hot water. I’m feeling kinder squeamish.”</p>
<p>“Hot toddy, this weather? Some folks has queer tastes,” grumbled Pappy.
“Ex-<i>cuse</i> me! Me and Leo’ll go look at the Charley-horse. That bottle
under the shelf is the best.” He bustled out. But Jeff caught Ballinger
by the sleeve.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Will you hold my garments while I stone Stephen?” he hissed.</p>
<p>“I will,” said Leo, meeting Jeff’s eye. “Hit him once for me.”</p>
<p>“Move the lever to the right, you old retrograde, and get Pappy to
gyratin’ on his axis some fifteen or twenty minutes, you listenin’
reverently. Meanwhile, I’ll make the necessary incantations. Git! Don’t
look so blamed intelligent, or Pappy’ll be suspicious.”</p>
<p>Bransford hastened to the kitchen. “Ma Sanders, a bronc fell on me
yesterday and my poor body is one big stone bruise. Can I borrow some
boiling water to mix a small prescription, or maybe seven? One when you
first feel like it, and repeat at intervals, the doctor says.”</p>
<p>“Don’t you get full in <i>my</i> house, Jeff Bransford, or I’ll feed you to
the hawgs. You take three doses, and that’ll be a-plenty for you.”</p>
<p>Jeff put the steaming kettle on the rusty store stove, used as a
waste-paper basket through the long summer. Touching off the papers with
a match, he smashed an empty box and put it in. Then he went into the
post-office corner and laid impious hands on the United States Mail.</p>
<p>First he steamed open Lake’s unregistered letter from the Land Office.
It was merely a few typewritten lines, having no reference to the
Butterbowl: “Enclosing the Plat of TP. 14 E. of <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</SPAN></span>First Guide Meridan
East Range S. of 3d Standard Parallel South, as per request.”</p>
<p>He paused to consider. His roving eye lit on the wall, where the Annual
Report of the Governor of New Mexico hung from a nail. “The very thing,”
he said. Pasted in the report was a folded map of the Territory. This he
cut out, refolded it till it slipped in the violated envelope, dabbed
the flap neatly with Pappy’s mucilage, and returned the letter to its
proper pigeonhole.</p>
<p>He replenished the fire with another box, subjected Lake’s registered
letter to the steaming process and opened it with delicate caution. It
was the decision; it was in Lake’s favor; and it went into the fire.
Substituting for it the Plat of TP. 14 and the accompanying letter he
resealed it with workmanlike neatness, and then restored it with a final
inspection. “The editor sits on the madhouse floor, and pla-ays with the
straws in his hair!” he murmured, beaming with complacent pride and
reaching for the bottle.</p>
<p>Pappy and Leo found him with his hands to the blaze, shivering. “I feel
like I was going to have a chill,” he complained. But with a few
remedial measures he recuperated sufficiently to set off for Rainbow
after supper.</p>
<p>“Charley’s ankle seems better,” said Leo artlessly.</p>
<p>“Don’t you lay no stress on Charley’s ankle,” said Jeff, in a burst of
confidence. “Where ignorance <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</SPAN></span>is bliss, ’tis folly to be otherwise. Just
let Charley’s ankle slip your memory.”</p>
<p>The following day Bransford drew rein at Wes Pringle’s shack and
summoned him forth.</p>
<p>“Mr. John Wesley Also Ran Pringle,” he said impressively, “I have taken
a horse-ride over here to put you through your cataclysm. Will you
truthfully answer the rebuses I shall now propound to the best of your
ability, and govern yourself accordingly till the surface of Hades
congeals to glistening bergs, and that with no unseemly curiosity?”</p>
<p>“Is it serious?” asked Pringle anxiously.</p>
<p>“This is straight talk.”</p>
<p>Pringle took a long look and held up his hand. “I will,” he said
soberly.</p>
<p>“John Wesley, do you or do you not believe Stephen W. Lake, of Agua
Chiquite, to be a low-down, coniferous skunk by birth, inclination and
training?”</p>
<p>“I do.”</p>
<p>“John Wesley, do you or do you not possess the full confidence and
affection of Felix, the night-hawk, otherwise known and designated as
John Taylor, Junior, of Butterbowl, Esquire?”</p>
<p>“I do.”</p>
<p>“Do you, John Wesley Pringle, esteem me, Jeff Bransford, irrespective of
color, sex or previous condition of turpitude, to be such a one as may
be safely tied to when all the hitching-posts <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</SPAN></span>is done pulled up, and
will you now promise to love, honor and obey me till the cows come home,
or till further orders?”</p>
<p>“I do—I will. And may God have mercy on my soul.”</p>
<p>“Here are your powders, then. Do you go and locate the above-mentioned
and described Felix, and impart to him, under the strict seal of
secrecy, these tidings, to wit, namely: That you have a presentiment,
almost amounting to conviction, that the Butterbowl contest is decided
in Lake’s favor, but that your further presentiments is that said Lake
will not use his prior right. If Taylor should get such a decision from
the Land Office don’t let him or Felix say a word to no one. If Mr. B.
Body should ask, tell ’em ’twas a map, or land laws, or something.
Moreover, said Felix he is not to stab, cut, pierce or otherwise
mutilate said Lake, nor to wickedly, maliciously, feloniously and
unlawfully fire at or upon the person of said Lake with any rifle,
pistol, musket or gun, the same being then and there loaded with powder
and with balls, shots, bullets or slugs of lead or other metal. You see
to that, personal. I’d go to him myself, but he don’t know me well
enough to have confidence in my divinations.</p>
<p>“You promulgate these prophecies as your sole personal device and
construction—<i>sabe?</i> Then, thirty days after Lake signs a receipt for
his decision—and you will take steps to inform yourself <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</SPAN></span>of that—you
sidle casually down to Roswell with old man Taylor and see that he puts
preëmption papers on the Butterbowl. Selah!”</p>
<h3>III</h3>
<p>The first knowledge Lake had of the state of affairs was when the Steam
Pitchfork punchers informally extended to him the right hand of
fellowship (hitherto withheld) under the impression that he had
generously abstained from pushing home his vantage. When, in the
mid-flood of his unaccountable popularity, the situation dawned upon
him, he wisely held his peace. He was a victim of the accomplished fact.
Taylor had already filed his preëmption. So Lake reaped volunteer
harvest of good-will, bearing his honors in graceful silence.</p>
<p>On Lake’s next trip to Escondido, Pappy Sanders laid aside his marked
official hauteur. Lake stayed several days, praised the rosebush and Ma
Sanders’ cookery, and indulged in much leisurely converse with Pappy.
Thereafter he had a private conference with Stratton, the Register of
the Roswell Land Office. His suspicion fell quite naturally on Felix,
and on Jeff as accessory during the fact.</p>
<p>So it was that, when Jeff and Leo took in Roswell fair (where Jeff won a
near-prize at the roping match), Hobart, the United States Marshal,
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</SPAN></span>came to their room. After introducing himself he said:</p>
<p>“Mr. Stratton would like to see you, Mr. Bransford.”</p>
<p>“Why, that’s all right!” said Jeff genially. “Some of my very great
grandfolks was Dacotahs and I’ve got my name in ‘Who’s Sioux’—but I’m
not proud! Trot him around. Exactly who is Stratton, anyhow?”</p>
<p>“He’s the Register of the Land Office—and he wants to see you there on
very particular business. I’d go if I was you,” said the Marshal
significantly.</p>
<p>“Oh, that way!” said Jeff. “Is this an arrest, or do you just give me
this <i>in</i>-vite semi-officiously?”</p>
<p>“You accuse yourself, sir. Were you expecting arrest? That sounds like a
bad conscience.”</p>
<p>“Don’t you worry about my conscience. ‘If I’ve ever done anything I’m
sorry for I’m glad of it.’ Now this Stratton party—is he some aged and
venerable? ’Cause, if he is, I waive ceremony and seek him in his lair
at the witching hour of two this <i>tarde</i>. And if not, not.”</p>
<p>“He’s old enough—even if there were no other reasons.”</p>
<p>“Never mind any other reasons. It shall never be said that I fail to
reverence gray hairs. I’ll be there.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“I guess I’ll just wait and see that you go,” said the Marshal.</p>
<p>“Have you got any papers for me?” asked Jeff politely.</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“This is my room,” said Jeff. “This is my fist. This is me. That is my
door. Open it, Leo. Mr. Hobart, you will now make rapid forward motions
with your feet, alternately, like a man removing his company from where
it is not desired—or I’ll go through you like a domesticated cyclone.
See you at two, sharp!” Hobart obeyed. He was a good judge of men.</p>
<p>Jeff closed the door. “‘We went upon the battlefield,’” he said
plaintively, “‘before us and behind us, and every which-a-way we looked,
we seen a roscerhinus.’ We went into another field—behind us and before
us, and every which-a-way we looked, we seen a rhinusorus. Mr. Lake has
been evidently browsin’ and pe-rusing around, and poor old Pappy, not
being posted, has likely been narratin’ about Charley’s ankle and how I
had a chill. Wough-ough!”</p>
<p>“It looks that way,” confessed Leo. “<i>Did</i> you have a chill, Jeff?”</p>
<p>Jeff’s eyes crinkled. “Not so nigh as I am now. But shucks! I’ve been in
worse emergencies, and I always emerged. Thanks be, I can always do my
best when I have to. Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we don’t keep
in <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</SPAN></span>practice! If I’d just come out straightforward and declared myself
to Pappy, he’d ’a’ tightened up his drawstrings and forgot all about my
chill. But, no, well as I know from long experience that good old human
nature’s only too willin’ to do the right thing and the fair thing—if
somebody’ll only tip it off to ’em—I must play a lone hand and not even
call for my partner’s best. Well, I’m goin’ to ramify around and
scrutinize this here Stratton’s numbers, equipments and disposition.
Meet me in the office at the fatal hour!”</p>
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<p>The Marshal wore a mocking smile. Stratton, large, florid, well-fed and
eminently respectable, turned in his revolving chair with a severe and
majestic motion; adjusted his glasses in a prolonged and offensive
examination, and frowned portentously.</p>
<p>“Fine large day, isn’t it?” observed Jeff affably. “Beautiful little
city you have here.” He sank into a chair. Smile and attitude were of
pleased and sprightly anticipation.</p>
<p>A faint flush showed beneath Stratton’s neatly-trimmed mutton-chops.
Such jaunty bearing was exasperating to offended virtue. “Ah—who is
this other person, Mr. Hobart?”</p>
<p>“Pardon my rudeness!” Jeff sprang up and bowed brisk apology. “Mr.
Stratton, allow me to present Mr. Ballinger, a worthy representative <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</SPAN></span>of
the Yellow Press. Mr. Stratton—Mr. Ballinger!”</p>
<p>“I have a communication to make to you,” said the displeased Mr.
Stratton, in icy tones, “which, in your own interest, should be
extremely private.” The Marshal whispered to him; Stratton gave Leo a
fiercely intimidating glare.</p>
<p>“Communicate away,” said Jeff airily. “Excommunicate, if you want to.
Mr. Ballinger, as a citizen, is part owner of this office. If you want
to bar him you’ll have to change the venue to your private residence.
And then I won’t come.”</p>
<p>“Very well, sir!” Mr. Stratton rose, inflated his chest and threw back
his head. His voice took on a steady roll. “Mr. Bransford, you stand
under grave displeasure of the law! You are grievously suspected of
being cognizant of, if not actually accessory to, the robbery of the
United States Mail by John Taylor, Junior, at Escondido, on the
eighteenth day of last October. You may not be aware of it, but you have
an excellent chance of serving a term in the penitentiary!”</p>
<p>Jeff pressed his hands between his knees and leaned forward. “I’m sure
I’d never be satisfied there,” he said, with conviction. His white teeth
flashed in an ingratiatory smile. “But why suspect young John?—why not
old John?” He paused, looking at the Register attentively.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</SPAN></span>“H’m!—you’re from Indiana, I believe, Mr. Stratton?” he said.</p>
<p>“The elder Taylor, on the day in question, is fully accounted for,” said
Hobart. “Young Taylor claims to have passed the night at Willow Springs,
alone. But no one saw him from breakfast time the seventeenth till noon
on the nineteenth.”</p>
<p>“He rarely ever has any one with him when he’s alone. That may account
for them not seeing him at Willow,” suggested Jeff. He did not look at
Hobart, but regarded Stratton with an air of deep meditation.</p>
<p>The Register paced the floor slowly, ponderously, with an impressive
pause at each turn, tapping his left hand with his eyeglass to score his
points. “He had ample time to go to Escondido and return. The envelope
in which Mr. Lake’s copy of this office’s decision in the Lake-Taylor
contest was enclosed has been examined. It bears unmistakable signs of
having been tampered with.” Turning to mark the effect of these tactics,
he became aware of his victim’s contemplative gaze. It disconcerted him.
He resumed his pacing. Jeff followed him with a steady eye.</p>
<p>“In the same mail I sent Mr. Lake another letter. The envelope was
unfortunately destroyed, Mr. Lake suspecting nothing. A map had been
substituted for its contents, and they, in turn, were substituted for
the decision in the <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</SPAN></span>registered letter, with the evident intention of
depriving Mr. Lake of his prior right to file.”</p>
<p>“By George! It sounds probable.” Jeff laughed derisively. “So that’s it!
And here we all thought Lake let it go out of giddy generosity! My
stars, but won’t he get the horse-smile when the boys find out?”</p>
<p>Stratton controlled himself with an effort. “We have decided not to push
the case against you if you will tell what you know,” he began.</p>
<p>Jeff lifted his brows. “<i>We?</i> And who’s <i>we?</i> You two? I should have
thought this was a post-office lay.”</p>
<p>“We are investigating the affair,” explained Hobart.</p>
<p>“I see! As private individuals. Yes, yes. Does Lake pay you by the day
or by the job?”</p>
<p>Stratton, blazing with anger, smote his palm heavily with his fist.
“Young man! Young man! Your insolence is unbearable! We are trying to
spare you—as you had no direct interest in the matter and doubtless
concealed your guilty knowledge through a mistaken and distorted sense
of honor. But you tempt us—you tempt us! You don’t seem to realize the
precarious situation in which you stand.”</p>
<p>“What I don’t see,” said Jeff, in puzzled tones, “is why you bother to
spare me at all. If you can prove this, why don’t you cinch me and Felix
both? Why do you want me to tell you what <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</SPAN></span>you already know? And if you
can’t prove it—who the hell cares what you suspect?”</p>
<p>“We will arrest you,” said Stratton thickly, “just as soon as we can
make out the papers!”</p>
<p>“Turn your wolf loose, you four-flushers! You may make me trouble, but
you can’t prove anything. Speaking of trouble—how about you, Mr.
Stratton?” As a spring leaps, released from highest tension, face and
body and voice flashed from passive indolence to sudden, startling
attack. His arm lashed swiftly out as if to deliver the swordsman’s
stabbing thrust; the poised body followed up to push the stroke home.
“You think your secret safe, don’t you? It’s been some time ago.”</p>
<p>Words only—yet it might have been a very sword’s point past Stratton’s
guard. For the Register flinched, staggered, his arrogant face grew
mottled, his arm went up. He fell back a step, silent, quivering,
leaning heavily on a chair. The Marshal gave him a questioning glance.
Jeff kept on.</p>
<p>“You’re prominent in politics, business, society, the church. You’ve a
family to think of. It’s up to you, Mr. Stratton. Is it worth while? Had
we better drop it with a dull, sickening thud?”</p>
<p>Stratton collapsed into the chair, a shapeless bundle, turning a
shriveled, feeble face to the Marshal in voiceless imploring.</p>
<p>Unhesitating, Hobart put a hand on his shoulder. <span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</SPAN></span>“That’s all right, old
man! We won’t give you away. Brace up!” He nodded Jeff to the door. “You
win!” he said. Leo followed on tiptoe.</p>
<p>“Why, the poor old duck!” said Jeff remorsefully, in the passage. “Wish
I hadn’t come down on him so hard. I overdid it that time. Still, if I
hadn’t——”</p>
<p>At the Hondo Bridge Jeff looked back and waved a hand. “Good-by, old
town! Now we go, gallopy-trot, gallopy, gallopy-trot!” He sang, and the
ringing hoofs kept time and tune,</p>
<div class="centerbox3 bbox2"><p>“Florence Mehitabel Genevieve Jane,<br/>
She came home in the wind an’ the rain,<br/>
She came home in the rain an’ the snow;<br/>
‘Ain’t a-goin’ to leave my home any mo’!’”</p>
</div>
<p>“Jeff,” said the mystified Ballinger, spurring up beside him, “what has
the gray-haired Register done? Has murder stained his hands with gore?”</p>
<p>Jeff raised his bridle hand.</p>
<p>“Gee! Leo, I don’t know! I just taken a chance!”</p>
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