<h2 id="CHAPTER_20">CHAPTER 20</h2>
<p class="h3">The Odd Behavior of the Grown-ups</p>
<p>Even with all its ingenious though inexpensive improvements,
the renovated cottage would probably
have failed to satisfy a genuine rent-paying family,
but to the contented girls it seemed absolutely perfect.</p>
<p>At last, it looked to everybody as if the long-deferred
dinner party were actually to take place. There, in
readiness, were the girls, the money, the cottage, and
Mr. Black, and nothing had happened to Mrs. Bartholomew<span class="pagenum">[206]</span>
Crane—who might easily, as Mabel suggested
harrowingly, have moved away or died at any
moment during the summer.</p>
<p>One day, very soon after the cottage was settled,
a not-at-all-surprised Mr. Black and a very-much-astonished
Mrs. Crane each received a formal invitation
to dine under its reshingled roof. Composed by
all four, the note was written by Jean, whose writing
and spelling all conceded to be better than the combined
efforts of the other three. Bettie delivered the
notes with her own hand, two days before the event,
and on the morning of the party she went a second
time to each house to make certain that neither of the
expected guests had forgotten the date.</p>
<p>"Forget!" exclaimed Mr. Black, standing framed in
his own doorway. "My dear little girl, how <i>could</i> I
forget, when I've been saving room for that dinner
ever since early last spring? Nothing, I assure you,
could keep me away or even delay me. I have eaten
a <i>very</i> light breakfast, I shall go entirely without
luncheon—"</p>
<p>"I wouldn't do that," warned Bettie. "You see it's
our first dinner party and something <i>might</i> go wrong.
The soup might scorch—"</p>
<p>"It wouldn't have the heart to," said Mr. Black.
"<i>No</i> soup could be so unkind."</p>
<p>Of course the cottage was the busiest place imaginable<span class="pagenum">[207]</span>
during the days immediately preceding the
dinner party. The girls had made elaborate plans and
their pockets fairly bulged with lists of things that
they were to be sure to remember and not on any
account to forget. Then the time came for them to
begin to do all the things that they had planned to
do, and the cottage hummed like a hive of bees.</p>
<p>First the precious seven dollars and a half, swelled
by some mysterious process to seven dollars and fifty-seven
cents, had to be withdrawn from the bank, the
most imposing building in town with its almost oppressive
air of formal dignity. The rather diffident
girls went in a body to get the money and looked
with astonishment at the extra pennies.</p>
<p>"That's the interest," explained the cashier, noting
with quiet amusement the puzzled faces.</p>
<p>"Oh," said Jean, "we've had that in school, but this
is the first time we've ever seen any."</p>
<p>"We didn't suppose," supplemented Bettie, "that
interest was real money. <i>I</i> thought it was something
like those x-plus-y things that the boys have in
algebra."</p>
<p>"Or like mermaids and goddesses," said Mabel.</p>
<p>"She means myths," interpreted Marjory.</p>
<p>"I see," said the cashier. "Perhaps you like real,
tangible interest better than the kind you have in
school."<span class="pagenum">[208]</span></p>
<p>"Oh, we do, we do!" cried the four girls.</p>
<p>"After this," confided Bettie, "it will be easier to
study about."</p>
<p>Then, with the money carefully divided into three
portions, placed in three separate purses, which in
turn were deposited one each in Jean's, Marjory's, and
Bettie's pockets, Mabel having flatly declined to burden
herself with any such weighty responsibility, the four
went to purchase their groceries.</p>
<p>The smiling clerks at the various shops confused
them a little at first by offering them new brands of
breakfast foods with strange, oddly spelled names, but
the girls explained patiently at each place that they
were giving a dinner party, not a breakfast, and that
they wanted nothing but the things on their list. It
took time and a great deal of discussion to make so
many important purchases, but finally the groceries
were all ordered.</p>
<p>Next the little housekeepers went to the butcher's
to ask for a chicken.</p>
<p>"Vat kind of schicken you vant?" asked the stout,
impatient German butcher.</p>
<p>Jean looked at Bettie, Bettie looked at Marjory, and
Marjory, although she knew it was hopeless, looked at
Mabel.</p>
<p>"Vell?" said the busy butcher, interrogatively.</p>
<p>"One to cook—without feathers," gasped Jean.<span class="pagenum">[209]</span></p>
<p>"A spring schicken?"</p>
<p>"Is that—is that better than a summer one?" faltered
Bettie, cautiously. "You see it's summer now."</p>
<p>"Perhaps," suggested Mabel, seized with a bright
thought, "an August one—"</p>
<p>"Here, Schon," shouted the busy butcher to his
assistant, "you pring oudt three-four schicken. You
can pick von oudt vile I vaits on dese odder gostomer."</p>
<p>"I think," said Jean, indicating one of the fowls
John had produced for her inspection, "that that's
about the right size. It's so small and smooth that it
ought to be tender."</p>
<p>"I wouldn't take that one, Miss," cautioned honest
John, under his breath, "it looks to me like a little old
bantam rooster. Leave it to me and I'll find you a
good one."</p>
<p>To his credit, John was as good as his word.</p>
<p>The little housekeepers felt very important indeed,
when, later in the day, a procession of genuine grocery
wagons, drawn by flesh-and-blood horses, drew up
before the cottage door to deliver all kinds of really-truly
parcels. They had not quite escaped the breakfast
foods after all, because each consignment of groceries
was enriched by several sample packages; enough
altogether, the girls declared joyously, to provide a
great many noon luncheons.</p>
<p>Of course all the parcels had to be unwrapped, admired,<span class="pagenum">[210]</span>
and sorted before being carefully arranged in
the pantry cupboard, which had never before found
itself so bountifully supplied. Then, for a busy half-day,
cook books and real cooks were anxiously consulted;
for, as Mabel said, it was really surprising to
see how many different ways there were to cook even
the simplest things.</p>
<p>Jean and Bettie were to do the actual cooking. The
other two, in elaborately starched caps and aprons of
spotless white (provided Mabel, though this seemed
doubtful, could keep hers white), were to take turns
serving the courses. The first course was to be tomato
soup; it came in a can with directions outside and cost
fifteen cents, which Mabel considered cheap because
of the printed cooking lesson.</p>
<p>"If they'd send printed directions with their raw
chickens and vegetables," said she, "maybe folks might
be able to tell which recipe belonged to which thing."</p>
<p>"Well," laughed Marjory, "<i>some</i> cooks don't have
to read a whole page before they discover that directions
for making plum pudding don't help them to
make corned-beef hash. You always forget to look at
the top of the page."</p>
<p>"Never mind," said Jean, "she found a good recipe
for salad dressing."</p>
<p>"That's true," said Marjory, "but before you use it
you'd better make sure that it isn't a polish for hardwood<span class="pagenum">[211]</span>
floors. There, don't throw the book at me,
Mabel—I won't say another word."</p>
<p>The three mothers and Aunty Jane, grown suddenly
astonishingly obliging, not only consented to lend
whatever the girls asked for, but actually thrust their
belongings upon them to an extent that was almost
overwhelming. The same impulse seemed to have
seized them all. It puzzled the girls, yet it pleased
them too, for it was such a decided novelty to have
six parents (even the fathers appeared interested) and
one aunt positively vying with one another to aid the
young cottagers with their latest plan. The girls could
remember a time, not so very far distant, when it was
almost hopeless to ask for even such common things
as potatoes, not to mention eggs and butter. Now,
however, everything was changed. Aunty Jane would
provide soup spoons, napkins, and a tablecloth—yes,
her very best short one. Marjory could hardly believe
her ears, but hastily accepted the cloth lest the offer
should be withdrawn. The girls, having set their
hearts on using the "Frog that would a-wooing go"
plates for the escalloped salmon (to their minds there
seemed to be some vague connection between frogs
and fishes), were compelled to decline offers of all the
fish plates belonging to the four families. The potato
salad, garnished with lettuce from the cottage garden,
was to be eaten with Mrs. Bennett's best salad forks<span class="pagenum">[212]</span>
The roasted chicken was not to be entrusted to the
not-always-reliable cottage oven but was to be cooked
at the Tuckers' house and carved with Mr. Mapes's
best game set. Mrs. Bennett's cook would make a pie—yes,
even a difficult lemon pie with a meringue on top,
promised Mrs. Bennett.</p>
<p>Then there were to be butter beans out of the cottage
garden, and sliced cucumbers from the green-grocer's
because Mrs. Crane had confessed to a fondness
for cucumbers. There was one beet in the garden
almost large enough to be eaten; that, too, was to be
sacrificed. The dessert had been something of a problem.
It had proved so hard to decide this matter that
they decided to compromise by adding both pudding
and ice cream to the Bennett pie. A brick of ice cream
and some little cakes could easily be purchased ready-made
from the town caterer, with the change they had
left. Thoughts of their money's giving out no longer
troubled them, for had not Mabel's surprising father
told them that if they ran short they need not hesitate
to ask him for any amount within reason?</p>
<p>"I declare," said bewildered Mabel, "I can't see what
has come over Papa and Mamma. Do I look pale, or
anything—as if I might be going to die before very
long?"</p>
<p>"No," said Marjory, "you certainly don't; but I've
wondered if Aunty Jane could be worried about <i>me</i>.<span class="pagenum">[213]</span>
I never knew her to be so generous—why, it's getting
to be a kind of nuisance! Do you s'pose they're going
to insist on doing <i>everything</i>?"</p>
<p>"Well," said Bettie, "they've certainly helped us a
lot. I don't know <i>why</i> they've done it, but I'm glad
they have. You see, we <i>must</i> have everything perfectly
beautiful because Mr. Black is rich and is accustomed
to good dinners, and Mrs. Crane is poor and never has
any very nice ones. If our people keep all their promises,
it can't help being a splendid dinner."</p>
<p>The three mothers and Aunty Jane and all the fathers
did keep their promises. They, too, wanted the
dinner to be a success, for they knew, as all the older
residents of the little town knew—and as the children
themselves might have known if the story had not
been so old and their parents had been in the habit of
gossiping (which fortunately they were not)—that
there was a reason why Mr. Black and Mrs. Crane
were the last two persons to be invited to a tête-à-tête
dinner party. Yet, strangely enough, there was an
equally good reason why no one wanted to interfere
and why everyone wanted to help.</p>
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