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<h2> Chapter Ten—I Fight Conway </h2>
<p>There was one person, however, who cherished a strong suspicion that the
Centipedes had had a hand in the business; and that person was Conway. His
red hair seemed to change to a livelier red, and his sallow cheeks to a
deeper sallow, as we glanced at him stealthily over the tops of our slates
the next day in school. He knew we were watching him, and made sundry
mouths and scowled in the most threatening way over his sums.</p>
<p>Conway had an accomplishment peculiarly his own—that of throwing his
thumbs out of joint at will. Sometimes while absorbed in study, or on
becoming nervous at recitation, he performed the feat unconsciously.
Throughout this entire morning his thumbs were observed to be in a chronic
state of dislocation, indicating great mental agitation on the part of the
owner. We fully expected an outbreak from him at recess; but the
intermission passed off tranquilly, somewhat to our disappointment.</p>
<p>At the close of the afternoon session it happened that Binny Wallace and
myself, having got swamped in our Latin exercise, were detained in school
for the purpose of refreshing our memories with a page of Mr. Andrews's
perplexing irregular verbs. Binny Wallace finishing his task first, was
dismissed. I followed shortly after, and, on stepping into the playground,
saw my little friend plastered, as it were, up against the fence, and
Conway standing in front of him ready to deliver a blow on the upturned,
unprotected face, whose gentleness would have stayed any arm but a
coward's.</p>
<p>Seth Rodgers, with both hands in his pockets, was leaning against the pump
lazily enjoying the sport; but on seeing me sweep across the yard,
whirling my strap of books in the air like a sling, he called out lustily,
“Lay low, Conway! Here's young Bailey!”</p>
<p>Conway turned just in time to catch on his shoulder the blow intended for
his head. He reached forward one of his long arms—he had arms like a
windmill, that boy—and, grasping me by the hair, tore out quite a
respectable handful. The tears flew to my eyes, but they were not the
tears of defeat; they were merely the involuntary tribute which nature
paid to the departed tresses.</p>
<p>In a second my little jacket lay on the ground, and I stood on guard,
resting lightly on my right leg and keeping my eye fixed steadily on
Conway's—in all of which I was faithfully following the instructions
of Phil Adams, whose father subscribed to a sporting journal.</p>
<p>Conway also threw himself into a defensive attitude, and there we were,
glaring at each other motionless, neither of us disposed to risk an
attack, but both on the alert to resist one. There is no telling how long
we might have remained in that absurd position, had we not been
interrupted.</p>
<p>It was a custom with the larger pupils to return to the playground after
school, and play baseball until sundown. The town authorities had
prohibited ball-playing on the Square, and, there being no other available
place, the boys fell back perforce on the school-yard. Just at this crisis
a dozen or so of the Templars entered the gate, and, seeing at a glance
the belligerent status of Conway and myself, dropped bat and ball, and
rushed to the spot where we stood.</p>
<p>“Is it a fight?” asked Phil Adams, who saw by our freshness that we had
not yet got to work.</p>
<p>“Yes, it's a fight,” I answered, “unless Conway will ask Wallace's pardon,
promise never to hector me in future—and put back my hair!”</p>
<p>This last condition was rather a staggerer.</p>
<p>“I sha'n't do nothing of the sort,” said Conway, sulkily.</p>
<p>“Then the thing must go on,” said Adams, with dignity. “Rodgers, as I
understand it, is your second, Conway? Bailey, come here. What's the row
about?”</p>
<p>“He was thrashing Binny Wallace.”</p>
<p>“No, I wasn't,” interrupted Conway; “but I was going to because he knows
who put Meeks's mortar over our door. And I know well enough who did it;
it was that sneaking little mulatter!” pointing at me.</p>
<p>“O, by George!” I cried, reddening at the insult.</p>
<p>“Cool is the word,” said Adams, as he bound a handkerchief round my head,
and carefully tucked away the long straggling locks that offered a
tempting advantage to the enemy. “Who ever heard of a fellow with such a
head of hair going into action!” muttered Phil, twitching the handkerchief
to ascertain if it were securely tied. He then loosened my gallowses
(braces), and buckled them tightly above my hips. “Now, then, bantam,
never say die!”</p>
<p>Conway regarded these business-like preparations with evident misgiving,
for he called Rodgers to his side, and had himself arrayed in a similar
manner, though his hair was cropped so close that you couldn't have taken
hold of it with a pair of tweezers.</p>
<p>“Is your man ready?” asked Phil Adams, addressing Rodgers.</p>
<p>“Ready!”</p>
<p>“Keep your back to the gate, Tom,” whispered Phil in my car, “and you'll
have the sun in his eyes.”</p>
<p>Behold us once more face to face, like David and the Philistine. Look at
us as long as you may; for this is all you shall see of the combat.
According to my thinking, the hospital teaches a better lesson than the
battle-field. I will tell you about my black eye, and my swollen lip, if
you will; but not a word of the fight.</p>
<p>You'll get no description of it from me, simply because I think it would
prove very poor reading, and not because I consider my revolt against
Conway's tyranny unjustifiable.</p>
<p>I had borne Conway's persecutions for many months with lamb-like patience.
I might have shielded myself by appealing to Mr. Grimshaw; but no boy in
the Temple Grammar School could do that without losing caste. Whether this
was just or not doesn't matter a pin, since it was so—a traditionary
law of the place. The personal inconvenience I suffered from my tormentor
was nothing to the pain he inflicted on me indirectly by his persistent
cruelty to little Binny Wallace. I should have lacked the spirit of a hen
if I had not resented it finally. I am glad that I faced Conway, and asked
no favors, and got rid of him forever. I am glad that Phil Adams taught me
to box, and I say to all youngsters: Learn to box, to ride, to pull an
oar, and to swim. The occasion may come round, when a decent proficiency
in one or the rest of these accomplishments will be of service to you.</p>
<p>In one of the best books (1) ever written for boys are these words:</p>
<p>“Learn to box, then, as you learn to play cricket and football. Not one of
you will be the worse, but very much the better, for learning to box well.
Should you never have to use it in earnest there's no exercise in the
world so good for the temper, and for the muscles of the back and legs.</p>
<p>“As for fighting, keep out of it, if you can, by all means. When the time
comes, if ever it should, that you have to say 'Yes' or 'No' to a
challenge to fight, say 'No' if you can—only take care you make it
plain to yourself why you say 'No.' It's a proof of the highest courage,
if done from true Christian motives. It's quite right and justifiable, if
done from a simple aversion to physical pain and danger. But don't say
'No' because you fear a licking and say or think it's because you fear
God, for that's neither Christian nor honest. And if you do fight, fight
it out; and don't give in while you can stand and see.”</p>
<p>And don't give in when you can't! see! For I could stand very little, and
see not at all (having pommelled the school pump for the last twenty
seconds), when Conway retired from the field. As Phil Adams stepped up to
shake hands with me, he received a telling blow in the stomach; for all
the fight was not out of me yet, and I mistook him for a new adversary.</p>
<p>Convinced of my error, I accepted his congratulations, with those of the
other boys, blandly and blindly. I remember that Binny Wallace wanted to
give me his silver pencil-case. The gentle soul had stood throughout the
contest with his face turned to the fence, suffering untold agony.</p>
<p>A good wash at the pump, and a cold key applied to my eye, refreshed me
amazingly. Escorted by two or three of the schoolfellows, I walked home
through the pleasant autumn twilight, battered but triumphant. As I went
along, my cap cocked on one side to keep the chilly air from my eye, I
felt that I was not only following my nose, but following it so closely,
that I was in some danger of treading on it. I seemed to have nose enough
for the whole party. My left cheek, also, was puffed out like a dumpling.
I couldn't help saying to myself, “If this is victory, how about that
other fellow?”</p>
<p>“Tom,” said Harry Blake, hesitating.</p>
<p>“Well?”</p>
<p>“Did you see Mr. Grimshaw looking out of the recitation-room window just
as we left the yard?”</p>
<p>“No was he, though?”</p>
<p>“I am sure of it.”</p>
<p>“Then he must have seen all the row.”</p>
<p>“Shouldn't wonder.”</p>
<p>“No, he didn't,” broke in Adams, “or he would have stopped it short metre;
but I guess be saw you pitching into the pump which you did uncommonly
strong—and of course be smelt mischief directly.”</p>
<p>“Well, it can't be helped now,” I reflected.</p>
<p>“—As the monkey said when he fell out of the cocoanut tree,” added
Charley Marden, trying to make me laugh.</p>
<p>It was early candle-light when we reached the house. Miss Abigail, opening
the front door, started back at my hilarious appearance. I tried to smile
upon her sweetly, but the smile, rippling over my swollen cheek, and dying
away like a spent wave on my nose, produced an expression of which Miss
Abigail declared she had never seen the like excepting on the face of a
Chinese idol.</p>
<p>She hustled me unceremoniously into the presence of my grandfather in the
sitting-room. Captain Nutter, as the recognized professional warrior of
our family, could not consistently take me to task for fighting Conway;
nor was he disposed to do so; for the Captain was well aware of the
long-continued provocation I had endured.</p>
<p>“Ah, you rascal!” cried the old gentleman, after hearing my story. “Just
like me when I was young—always in one kind of trouble or another. I
believe it runs in the family.”</p>
<p>“I think,” said Miss Abigail, without the faintest expression on her
countenance, “that a table-spoonful of hot-dro—” The Captain
interrupted Miss Abigail peremptorily, directing her to make a shade out
of cardboard and black silk to tie over my eye. Miss Abigail must have
been possessed with the idea that I had taken up pugilism as a profession,
for she turned out no fewer than six of these blinders.</p>
<p>“They'll be handy to have in the house,” says Miss Abigail, grimly.</p>
<p>Of course, so great a breach of discipline was not to be passed over by
Mr. Grimshaw. He had, as we suspected, witnessed the closing scene of the
fight from the school-room window, and the next morning, after prayers, I
was not wholly unprepared when Master Conway and myself were called up to
the desk for examination. Conway, with a piece of court-plaster in the
shape of a Maltese cross on his right cheek, and I with the silk patch
over my left eye, caused a general titter through the room.</p>
<p>“Silence!” said Mr. Grimshaw, sharply.</p>
<p>As the reader is already familiar with the leading points in the case of
Bailey versus Conway, I shall not report the trial further than to say
that Adams, Marden, and several other pupils testified to the fact that
Conway had imposed on me ever since my first day at the Temple School.
Their evidence also went to show that Conway was a quarrelsome character
generally. Bad for Conway. Seth Rodgers, on the part of his friend, proved
that I had struck the first blow. That was bad for me.</p>
<p>“If you please, sir,” said Binny Wallace, holding up his hand for
permission to speak, “Bailey didn't fight on his own account; he fought on
my account, and, if you please, sir, I am the boy to be blamed, for I was
the cause of the trouble.”</p>
<p>This drew out the story of Conway's harsh treatment of the smaller boys.
As Binny related the wrongs of his playfellows, saying very little of his
own grievances, I noticed that Mr. Grimshaw's hand, unknown to himself
perhaps, rested lightly from time to time on Wallace's sunny hair. The
examination finished, Mr. Grimshaw leaned on the desk thoughtfully for a
moment and then said:</p>
<p>“Every boy in this school knows that it is against the rules to fight. If
one boy maltreats another, within school-bounds, or within school-hours,
that is a matter for me to settle. The case should be laid before me. I
disapprove of tale-bearing, I never encourage it in the slightest degree;
but when one pupil systematically persecutes a schoolmate, it is the duty
of some head-boy to inform me. No pupil has a right to take the law into
his own hands. If there is any fighting to be done, I am the person to be
consulted. I disapprove of boys' fighting; it is unnecessary and
unchristian. In the present instance, I consider every large boy in this
school at fault, but as the offence is one of omission rather than
commission, my punishment must rest only on the two boys convicted of
misdemeanor. Conway loses his recess for a month, and Bailey has a page
added to his Latin lessons for the next four recitations. I now request
Bailey and Conway to shake hands in the presence of the school, and
acknowledge their regret at what has occurred.”</p>
<p>Conway and I approached each other slowly and cautiously, as if we were
bent upon another hostile collision. We clasped hands in the tamest manner
imaginable, and Conway mumbled, “I'm sorry I fought with you.”</p>
<p>“I think you are,” I replied, drily, “and I'm sorry I had to thrash you.”</p>
<p>“You can go to your seats,” said Mr. Grimshaw, turning his face aside to
hide a smile. I am sure my apology was a very good one.</p>
<p>I never had any more trouble with Conway. He and his shadow, Seth Rodgers,
gave me a wide berth for many months. Nor was Binny Wallace subjected to
further molestation. Miss Abigail's sanitary stores, including a bottle of
opodeldoc, were never called into requisition. The six black silk patches,
with their elastic strings, are still dangling from a beam in the garret
of the Nutter House, waiting for me to get into fresh difficulties.</p>
<p>(1)"Tom Brown's School Days at Rugby”<br/></p>
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