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<h2> AGAMEMNON'S CAREER. </h2>
<p>THERE had apparently been some mistake in Agamemnon's education. He had
been to a number of colleges, indeed, but he had never completed his
course in any one.</p>
<p>He had continually fallen into some difficulty with the authorities. It
was singular, for he was of an inquiring mind, and had always tried to
find out what would be expected of him, but had never hit upon the right
thing.</p>
<p>Solomon John thought the trouble might be in what they called the elective
system, where you were to choose what study you might take. This had
always bewildered Agamemnon a good deal.</p>
<p>"And how was a feller to tell," Solomon John had asked, "whether he wanted
to study a thing before he tried it? It might turn out awful hard!"</p>
<p>Agamemnon had always been fond of reading, from his childhood up. He was
at his book all day long. Mrs Peterkin had imagined he would come out a
great scholar, because she could never get him away from his books.</p>
<p>And so it was in his colleges; he was always to be found in the library,
reading and reading. But they were always the wrong books.</p>
<p>For instance: the class were required to prepare themselves on the Spartan
war.</p>
<p>This turned Agamemnon's attention to the Fenians, and to study the subject
he read up on "Charles O'Malley," and "Harry Lorrequer," and some later
novels of that sort, which did not help him on the subject required, yet
took up all his time, so that he found himself unfitted for anything else
when the examinations came. In consequence he was requested to leave.</p>
<p>Agamemnon always missed in his recitations, for the same reason that
Elizabeth Eliza did not get on in school, because he was always asked the
questions he did not know. It seemed provoking; if the professors had only
asked something else!</p>
<p>But they always hit upon the very things he had not studied up.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin felt this was encouraging, for Agamemnon knew the things
they did not know in colleges. In colleges they were willing to take for
students only those who already knew certain things. She thought Agamemnon
might be a professor in a college for those students who didn't know those
things.</p>
<p>"I suppose these professors could not have known a great deal," she added,
"or they would not have asked you so many questions; they would have told
you something."</p>
<p>Agamemnon had left another college on account of a mistake he had made
with some of his classmates. They had taken a great deal of trouble to
bring some wood from a distant wood-pile to make a bonfire with, under one
of the professors' windows. Agamemnon had felt it would be a compliment to
the professor.</p>
<p>It was with bonfires that heroes had been greeted on their return from
successful wars. In this way beacon-lights had been kindled upon lofty
heights, that had inspired mariners seeking their homes after distant
adventures. As he plodded back and forward he imagined himself some hero
of antiquity. He was reading "Plutarch's Lives" with deep interest. This
had been recommended at a former college, and he was now taking it up in
the midst of his French course.</p>
<p>He fancied, even, that some future Plutarch was growing up in Lynn,
perhaps, who would write of this night of suffering, and glorify its
heroes.</p>
<p>For himself he took a severe cold and suffered from chilblains, in
consequence of going back and forward through the snow, carrying the wood.</p>
<p>But the flames of the bonfire caught the blinds of the professor's room,
and set fire to the building, and came near burning up the whole
institution. Agamemnon regretted the result as much as his predecessor,
who gave him his name, must have regretted that other bonfire, on the
shores of Aulis, that deprived him of a daughter.</p>
<p>The result for Agamemnon was that he was requested to leave, after having
been in the institution but a few months.</p>
<p>He left another college in consequence of a misunderstanding about the
hour for morning prayers. He went every day regularly at ten o'clock, but
found, afterward, that he should have gone at half-past six. This hour
seemed to him and to Mrs. Peterkin unseasonable, at a time of year when
the sun was not up, and he would have been obliged to go to the expense of
candles.</p>
<p>Agamemnon was always willing to try another college, wherever he could be
admitted. He wanted to attain knowledge, however it might be found. But,
after going to five, and leaving each before the year was out, he gave it
up.</p>
<p>He determined to lay out the money that would have been expended in a
collegiate education in buying an Encyclop�dia, the most complete that he
could find, and to spend his life studying it systematically. He would not
content himself with merely reading it, but he would study into each
subject as it came up, and perfect himself in that subject. By the time,
then, that he had finished the Encyclop�dia he should have embraced all
knowledge, and have experienced much of it.</p>
<p>The family were much interested in this plan of making practice of every
subject that came up.</p>
<p>He did not, of course, get on very fast in this way. In the second column
of the very first page he met with A as a note in music. This led him to
the study of music. He bought a flute, and took some lessons, and
attempted to accompany Elizabeth Eliza on the piano. This, of course,
distracted him from his work on the Encyclop�dia. But he did not wish to
return to A until he felt perfect in music. This required a long time.</p>
<p>Then in this same paragraph a reference was made; in it he was requested
to "see Keys." It was necessary, then, to turn to "Keys." This was about
the time the family were moving, which we have mentioned, when the
difficult subject of keys came up, that suggested to him his own simple
invention, and the hope of getting a patent for it. This led him astray,
as inventions before have done with master-minds, so that he was drawn
aside from his regular study.</p>
<p>The family, however, were perfectly satisfied with the career Agamemnon
had chosen. It would help them all, in any path of life, if he should
master the Encyclop�dia in a thorough way.</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin agreed it would in the end be not as expensive as a college
course, even if Agamemnon should buy all the different Encyclop�dias that
appeared.</p>
<p>There would be no "spreads" involved; no expense of receiving friends at
entertainments in college; he could live at home, so that it would not be
necessary to fit up another room, as at college. At all the times of his
leaving he had sold out favorably to other occupants.</p>
<p>Solomon John's destiny was more uncertain. He was looking forward to being
a doctor some time, but he had not decided whether to be allopathic or
homeopathic, or whether he could not better invent his own pills. And he
could not understand how to obtain his doctor's degree.</p>
<p>For a few weeks he acted as clerk in a druggist's store. But he could
serve only in the toothbrush and soap department, because it was found he
was not familiar enough with the Latin language to compound the drugs. He
agreed to spend his evenings in studying the Latin grammar; but his course
was interrupted by his being dismissed for treating the little boys too
frequently to soda.</p>
<p>The little boys were going through the schools regularly. The family had
been much exercised with regard to their education. Elizabeth Eliza felt
that everything should be expected from them; they ought to take advantage
from the family mistakes. Every new method that came up was tried upon the
little boys.</p>
<p>They had been taught spelling by all the different systems, and were just
able to read, when Mr. Peterkin learned that it was now considered best
that children should not be taught to read till they were ten years old.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin was in despair. Perhaps, if their books were taken from them
even then, they might forget what they had learned. But no, the evil was
done; the brain had received certain impressions that could not be blurred
over.</p>
<p>This was long ago, however. The little boys had since entered the public
schools. They went also to a gymnasium, and a whittling school, and joined
a class in music, and another in dancing; they went to some afternoon
lectures for children, when there was no other school, and belonged to a
walking-club. Still Mr. Peterkin was dissatisfied by the slowness of their
progress. He visited the schools himself, and found that they did not lead
their classes. It seemed to him a great deal of time was spent in things
that were not instructive, such as putting on and taking off their
india-rubber boots.</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza proposed that they should be taken from school and taught
by Agamemnon from the Encyclop�dia. The rest of the family might help in
the education at all hours of the day. Solomon John could take up the
Latin grammar, and she could give lessons in French.</p>
<p>The little boys were enchanted with the plan, only they did not want to
have the study-hours all the time.</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin, however, had a magnificent idea, that they should make their
life one grand Object Lesson. They should begin at breakfast, and study
everything put upon the table,—the material of which it was made,
and where it came from.</p>
<p>In the study of the letter A, Agamemnon had embraced the study of music,
and from one meal they might gain instruction enough for a day.</p>
<p>"We shall have the assistance," said Mr. Peterkin, "of Agamemnon, with his
Encyclop�dia."</p>
<p>Agamemnon modestly suggested that he had not yet got out of A, and in
their first breakfast everything would therefore have to begin with A.</p>
<p>"That would not be impossible," said Mr. Peterkin. "There is Amanda, who
will wait on table, to start with—"</p>
<p>"We could have 'am-and-eggs," suggested Solomon John Mrs. Peterkin was
distressed. It was hard enough to think of anything for breakfast, and
impossible, if it all had to begin with one letter.</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza thought it would not be necessary. All they were to do was
to ask questions, as in examination papers, and find their answers as they
could.</p>
<p>They could still apply to the Encyclop�dia, even if it were not in
Agamemnon's alphabetical course.</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin suggested a great variety. One day they would study the
botany of the breakfast-table, another day, its natural history. The study
of butter would include that of the cow. Even that of the butter-dish
would bring in geology.</p>
<p>The little boys were charmed at the idea of learning pottery from the
cream-jug, and they were promised a potter's wheel directly.</p>
<p>"You see, my dear," said Mr. Peterkin to his wife, "before many weeks, we
shall be drinking our milk from jugs made by our children."</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza hoped for a thorough study.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Mr. Peterkin, "we might begin with botany. That would be near
to Agamemnon alphabetically. We ought to find out the botany of butter. On
what does the cow feed?"</p>
<p>The little boys were eager to go out and see.</p>
<p>"If she eats clover," said Mr. Peterkin, "we shall expect the botany of
clover."</p>
<p>The little boys insisted that they were to begin the next day; that very
evening they should go out and study the cow.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin sighed, and decided she would order a simple breakfast. The
little boys took their note-books and pencils, and clambered upon the
fence, where they seated themselves in a row.</p>
<p>For there were three little boys. So it was now supposed. They were always
coming in or going out, and it had been difficult to count them, and
nobody was very sure how many there were.</p>
<p>There they sat, however, on the fence, looking at the cow. She looked at
them with large eyes.</p>
<p>"She won't eat," they cried, "while we are looking at her!"</p>
<p>So they turned about, and pretended to look into the street, and seated
themselves that way, turning their heads back, from time to time, to see
the cow.</p>
<p>"Now she is nibbling a clover."</p>
<p>"No, that is a bit of sorrel."</p>
<p>"It's a whole handful of grass."</p>
<p>"What kind of grass?" they exclaimed.</p>
<p>It was very hard, sitting with their backs to the cow, and pretending to
the cow that they were looking into the street, and yet to be looking at
the cow all the time, and finding out what she was eating; and the upper
rail of the fence was narrow and a little sharp. It was very high, too,
for some additional rails had been put on to prevent the cow from jumping
into the garden or street.</p>
<p>Suddenly, looking out into the hazy twilight, Elizabeth Eliza saw six legs
and six india-rubber boots in the air, and the little boys disappeared!</p>
<p>"They are tossed by the cow! The little boys are tossed by the cow!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin rushed for the window, but fainted on the way. Solomon John
and Elizabeth Eliza were hurrying to the door, but stopped, not knowing
what to do next. Mrs. Peterkin recovered herself with a supreme effort,
and sent them out to the rescue.</p>
<p>But what could they do? The fence had been made so high, to keep the cow
out, that nobody could get in. The boy that did the milking had gone off
with the key of the outer gate, and perhaps with the key of the shed door.
Even if that were not locked, before Agamemnon could get round by the
wood-shed and cow-shed, the little boys might be gored through and
through!</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza ran to the neighbors, Solomon John to the druggist's for
plasters, while Agamemnon made his way through the dining-room to the
wood-shed and outer-shed door. Mr. Peterkin mounted the outside of the
fence, while Mrs.</p>
<p>Peterkin begged him not to put himself in danger. He climbed high enough
to view the scene. He held to the corner post and reported what he saw.</p>
<p>They were not gored. The cow was at the other end of the lot. One of the
little boys were lying in a bunch of dark leaves. He was moving.</p>
<p>The cow glared, but did not stir. Another little boy was pulling his
india-rubber boots out of the mud. The cow still looked at him.</p>
<p>Another was feeling the top of his head. The cow began to crop the grass,
still looking at him.</p>
<p>Agamemnon had reached and opened the shed-door. The little boys were next
seen running toward it.</p>
<p>A crowd of neighbors, with pitchforks, had returned meanwhile with
Elizabeth Eliza. Solomon John had brought four druggists. But, by the time
they had reached the house, the three little boys were safe in the arms of
their mother!</p>
<p>"This is too dangerous a form of education," she cried; "I had rather they
went to school."</p>
<p>"No!" they bravely cried. They were still willing to try the other way.</p>
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<h2> THE EDUCATIONAL BREAKFAST. </h2>
<p>MRS. PETERKIN'S nerves were so shaken by the excitement of the fall of the
three little boys into the enclosure where the cow was kept that the
educational breakfast was long postponed. The little boys continued at
school, as before, and the conversation dwelt as little as possible upon
the subject of education.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin's spirits, however, gradually recovered. The little boys
were allowed to watch the cow at her feed. A series of strings were
arranged by Agamemnon and Solomon John, by which the little boys could be
pulled up, if they should again fall down into the enclosure. These were
planned something like curtain-cords, and Solomon John frequently amused
himself by pulling one of the little boys up or letting him down.</p>
<p>Some conversation did again fall upon the old difficulty of questions.
Elizabeth Eliza declared that it was not always necessary to answer; that
many who could did not answer questions,—the conductors of the
railroads, for instance, who probably knew the names of all the stations
on a road, but were seldom able to tell them.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Agamemnon, "one might be a conductor without even knowing the
names of the stations, because you can't understand them when they do tell
them!"</p>
<p>"I never know," said Elizabeth Eliza, "whether it is ignorance in them, or
unwillingness, that prevents them from telling you how soon one station is
coming, or how long you are to stop, even if one asks ever so many times.
It would be useful if they would tell."</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin thought this was carried too far in the horse-cars in
Boston. The conductors had always left you as far as possible from the
place where you wanted to stop; but it seemed a little too much to have
the aldermen take it up, and put a notice in the cars, ordering the
conductors "to stop at the farthest crossing."</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin was, indeed, recovering her spirits. She had been carrying
on a brisk correspondence with Philadelphia, that she had imparted to no
one, and at last she announced, as its result, that she was ready for a
breakfast on educational principles.</p>
<p>A breakfast indeed, when it appeared! Mrs. Peterkin had mistaken the
alphabetical suggestion, and had grasped the idea that the whole alphabet
must be represented in one breakfast.</p>
<p>This, therefore, was the bill of fare: Apple-sauce, Bread, Butter, Coffee,
Cream, Doughnuts, Eggs, Fish-balls, Griddles, Ham, Ice (on butter), Jam,
Krout (sour), Lamb-chops, Morning Newspapers, Oatmeal, Pepper,
Quince-marmalade, Rolls, Salt, Tea Urn, Veal-pie, Waffles, Yeast-biscuit.</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin was proud and astonished. "Excellent!" he cried. "Every
letter represented except Z." Mrs. Peterkin drew from her pocket a letter
from the lady from Philadelphia. "She thought you would call it X-cellent
for X, and she tells us," she read, "that if you come with a zest, you
will bring the Z."</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin was enchanted. He only felt that he ought to invite the
children in the primary schools to such a breakfast; what a zest, indeed,
it would give to the study of their letters!</p>
<p>It was decided to begin with Apple-sauce.</p>
<p>"How happy," exclaimed Mr. Peterkin, "that this should come first of all!
A child might be brought up on apple-sauce till he had mastered the first
letter of the alphabet, and could go on to the more involved subjects
hidden in bread, butter, baked beans, etc."</p>
<p>Agamemnon thought his father hardly knew how much was hidden in the apple.
There was all the story of William Tell and the Swiss independence. The
little boys were wild to act William Tell, but Mrs. Peterkin was afraid of
the arrows. Mrs.</p>
<p>Peterkin proposed they should begin by eating the apple-sauce, then
discussing it, first botanically, next historically; or perhaps first
historically, beginning with Adam and Eve, and the first apple.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin feared the coffee would be getting cold, and the griddles
were waiting. For herself, she declared she felt more at home on the
marmalade, because the quinces came from grandfather's, and she had seen
them planted; she remembered all about it, and now the bush came up to the
sitting-room window.</p>
<p>She seemed to have heard him tell that the town of Quincy, where the
granite came from, was named from them, and she never quite recollected
why, except they were so hard, as hard as stone, and it took you almost
the whole day to stew them, and then you might as well set them on again.</p>
<p>Mr. Peterkin was glad to be reminded of the old place at grandfather's. In
order to know thoroughly about apples, they ought to understand the making
of cider.</p>
<p>Now, they might some time drive up to grandfather's, scarcely twelve miles
away, and see the cider made. Why, indeed, should not the family go this
very day up to grandfather's, and continue the education of the breakfast?</p>
<p>"Why not indeed?" exclaimed the little boys. A day at grandfather's would
give them the whole process of the apple, from the orchard to the
cider-mill. In this way they could widen the field of study, even to
follow in time the cup of coffee to Java.</p>
<p>It was suggested, too, that at grandfather's they might study the
processes of maple-syrup as involved in the griddle-cakes.</p>
<p>Agamemnon pointed out the connection between the two subjects: they were
both the products of trees—the apple-tree and the maple. Mr.
Peterkin proposed that the lesson for the day should be considered the
study of trees, and on the way they could look at other trees.</p>
<p>Why not, indeed, go this very day? There was no time like the present.
Their breakfast had been so copious, they would scarcely be in a hurry for
dinner, and would, therefore, have the whole day before them.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin could put up the remains of the breakfast for luncheon.</p>
<p>But how should they go? The carryall, in spite of its name, could hardly
take the whole family, though they might squeeze in six, as the little
boys did not take up much room.</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza suggested that she could spend the night at grandfather's.</p>
<p>Indeed, she had been planning a visit there, and would not object to
staying some days. This would make it easier about coming home, but it did
not settle the difficulty in getting there.</p>
<p>Why not "Ride and Tie"?</p>
<p>The little boys were fond of walking; so was Mr. Peterkin; and Agamemnon
and Solomon John did not object to their turn. Mrs. Peterkin could sit in
the carriage, when it was waiting for the pedestrians to come up; or, she
said, she did not object to a little turn of walking. Mr. Peterkin would
start, with Solomon John and the little boys, before the rest, and
Agamemnon should drive his mother and Elizabeth Eliza to the first
stopping-place.</p>
<p>Then came up another question,—of Elizabeth Eliza's trunk. If she
stayed a few days, she would need to carry something. It might be hot, and
it might be cold.</p>
<p>Just as soon as she carried her thin things, she would need her heaviest
wraps.</p>
<p>You never could depend upon the weather. Even "Probabilities" got you no
farther than to-day.</p>
<p>In an inspired moment, Elizabeth Eliza bethought herself of the
expressman. She would send her trunk by the express, and she left the
table directly to go and pack it. Mrs. Peterkin busied herself with Amanda
over the remains of the breakfast. Mr. Peterkin and Agamemnon went to
order the horse and the expressman, and Solomon John and the little boys
prepared themselves for a pedestrian excursion.</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza found it difficult to pack in a hurry; there were so many
things she might want, and then again she might not. She must put up her
music, because her grandfather had a piano; and then she bethought herself
of Agamemnon's flute, and decided to pick out a volume or two of the
Encyclop�dia. But it was hard to decide, all by herself, whether to take G
for griddle-cakes, or M for maple-syrup, or T for tree. She would take as
many as she could make room for.</p>
<p>She put up her work-box and two extra work-baskets, and she must take some
French books she had never yet found time to read. This involved taking
her French dictionary, as she doubted if her grandfather had one. She
ought to put in a "Botany," if they were to study trees; but she could not
tell which, so she would take all there were. She might as well take all
her dresses, and it was no harm if one had too many wraps. When she had
her trunk packed, she found it over-full; it was difficult to shut it. She
had heard Solomon John set out from the front door with his father and the
little boys, and Agamemnon was busy holding the horse at the side door, so
there was no use in calling for help. She got upon the trunk; she jumped
upon it; she sat down upon it, and, leaning over, found she could lock it!
Yes, it was really locked.</p>
<p>But, on getting down from the trunk, she found her dress had been caught
in the lid; she could not move away from it! What was worse, she was so
fastened to the trunk that she could not lean forward far enough to turn
the key back, to unlock the trunk and release herself! The lock had
slipped easily, but she could not now get hold of the key in the right way
to turn it back.</p>
<p>She tried to pull her dress away. No, it was caught too firmly. She called
for help to her mother or Amanda, to come and open the trunk. But her door
was shut.</p>
<p>Nobody near enough to hear! She tried to pull the trunk toward the door,
to open it and make herself heard; but it was so heavy that, in her
constrained position, she could not stir it. In her agony, she would have
been willing to have torn her dress; but it was her travelling-dress, and
too stout to tear. She might cut it carefully. Alas, she had packed her
scissors, and her knife she had lent to the little boys the day before!
She called again. What silence there was in the house! Her voice seemed to
echo through the room. At length, as she listened, she heard the sound of
wheels.</p>
<p>Was it the carriage, rolling away from the side door? Did she hear the
front door shut? She remembered then that Amanda was to "have the day."
But she, Elizabeth Eliza, was to have spoken to Amanda, to explain to her
to wait for the expressman. She was to have told her as she went
downstairs. But she had not been able to go downstairs! And Amanda must
have supposed that all the family had left, and she, too, must have gone,
knowing of the expressman. Yes, she heard the wheels! She heard the front
door shut!</p>
<p>But could they have gone without her? Then she recalled that she had
proposed walking on a little way with Solomon John and her father, to be
picked up by Mrs. Peterkin, if she should have finished her packing in
time. Her mother must have supposed that she had done so,—that she
had spoken to Amanda, and started with the rest. Well, she would soon
discover her mistake. She would overtake the walking party, and, not
finding Elizabeth Eliza, would return for her. Patience only was needed.
She had looked around for something to read; but she had packed up all her
books. She had packed her knitting. How quiet and still it was! She tried
to imagine where her mother would meet the rest of the family. They were
good walkers, and they might have reached the two-mile bridge. But suppose
they should stop for water beneath the arch of the bridge, as they often
did, and the carryall pass over it without seeing them, her mother would
not know but she was with them? And suppose her mother should decide to
leave the horse at the place proposed for stopping and waiting for the
first pedestrian party, and herself walk on, no one would be left to tell
the rest, when they should come up to the carryall. They might go on so,
through the whole journey, without meeting, and she might not be missed
till they should reach her grandfather's!</p>
<p>Horrible thought! She would be left here alone all day. The expressman
would come, but the expressman would go, for he would not be able to get
into the house!</p>
<p>She thought of the terrible story of Ginevra, of the bride who was shut up
in her trunk, and forever! She was shut up on hers, and knew not when she
should be released! She had acted once in the ballad of the "Mistletoe
Bough." She had been one of the "guests," who had sung "Oh, the Mistletoe
Bough," and had looked up at it, and she had seen at the side-scenes how
the bride had laughingly stepped into the trunk. But the trunk then was
only a make-believe of some boards in front of a sofa, and this was a
stern reality.</p>
<p>It would be late now before her family would reach her grandfather's.
Perhaps they would decide to spend the night. Perhaps they would fancy she
was coming by express. She gave another tremendous effort to move the
trunk toward the door.</p>
<p>In vain. All was still.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Mrs. Peterkin sat some time at the door, wondering why
Elizabeth Eliza did not come down. Mr. Peterkin had started on with
Solomon John and all the little boys. Agamemnon had packed the things into
the carriage,—a basket of lunch, a change of shoes for Mr. Peterkin,
some extra wraps,—everything Mrs.</p>
<p>Peterkin could think of, for the family comfort. Still Elizabeth Eliza did
not come. "I think she must have walked on with your father," she said, at
last; "you had better get in." Agamemnon now got in. "I should think she
would have mentioned it," she continued; "but we may as well start on, and
pick her up!"</p>
<p>They started off. "I hope Elizabeth Eliza thought to speak to Amanda, but
we must ask her when we come up with her."</p>
<p>But they did not come up with Elizabeth Eliza. At the turn beyond the
village, they found an envelope struck up in an inviting manner against a
tree. In this way, they had agreed to leave missives for each other as
they passed on. This note informed them that the walking party was going
to take the short cut across the meadows, and would still be in front of
them. They saw the party at last, just beyond the short cut; but Mr.
Peterkin was explaining the character of the oak-tree to his children as
they stood around a large specimen.</p>
<p>"I suppose he is telling them that it is some kind of a 'Quercus,'" said
Agamemnon, thoughtfully.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin thought Mr. Peterkin would scarcely use such an expression,
but she could see nothing of Elizabeth Eliza. Some of the party, however,
were behind the tree, some were in front, and Elizabeth Eliza might be
behind the tree. They were too far off to be shouted at. Mrs. Peterkin was
calmed, and went on to the stopping-lace agreed upon, which they reached
before long. This had been appointed near Farmer Gordon's barn, that there
might be somebody at hand whom they knew, in case there should be any
difficulty in untying the horse. The plan had been that Mrs. Peterkin
should always sit in the carriage, while the others should take turns for
walking; and Agamemnon tied the horse to a fence, and left her comfortably
arranged with her knitting. Indeed, she had risen so early to prepare for
the alphabetical breakfast, and had since been so tired with preparations,
that she was quite sleepy, and would not object to a nape in the shade, by
the soothing sound of the buzzing of the flies. But she called Agamemnon
back, as he started off for his solitary walk, with a perplexing question:</p>
<p>"Suppose the rest all should arrive, how could they now be accommodated in
the carryall? It would be too much for the horse! Why had Elizabeth Eliza
gone with the rest without counting up? Of course, they must have expected
that she—Mrs. Peterkin—would walk on to the next stopping-
place!"</p>
<p>She decided there was no way but for her to walk on. When the rest passed
her, they might make a change. So she put up knitting cheerfully. It was a
little joggly in the carriage, she had already found, for the horse was
restless from the flies, and she did not like being left alone.</p>
<p>She walked on then with Agamemnon. It was very pleasant at first, but the
sun became hot, and it was not long before she was fatigued. When they
reached a hay-field, she proposed going in to rest upon one of the
hay-cocks. The largest and most shady was at the other end of the field,
and they were seated there when the carryall passed them in the road. Mrs.
Peterkin waved parasol and hat, and the party in the carryall returned
their greetings, but they were too far apart to hear each other.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin and Agamemnon slowly resumed their walk.</p>
<p>"Well, we shall find Elizabeth Eliza in the carryall," she said, "and that
will explain all."</p>
<p>But it took them an hour or two to reach the carryall, with frequent
stoppings for rest, and when they reached it, no one was in it. A note was
pinned up in the vehicle to say they had all walked on; it was "prime
fun."</p>
<p>In this way the parties continued to dodge each other, for Mrs. Peterkin
felt that she must walk on from the next station, and the carryall missed
her again while she and Agamemnon stopped in a house to rest, and for a
glass of water.</p>
<p>She reached the carryall to find again that no one was in it. The party
had passed on for the last station, where it had been decided all should
meet at the foot of grandfather's hill, that they might all arrive at the
house together.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin and Agamemnon looked out eagerly for the party all the way,
as Elizabeth Eliza must be tired by this time; but Mrs. Peterkin's last
walk had been so slow, that the other party was far in advance and reached
the stopping-place before them. The little boys were all rowed out on the
stone fence, awaiting them, full of delight at having reached
grandfather's. Mr.</p>
<p>Peterkin came forward to meet them, and, at the same moment with Mrs.
Peterkin, exclaimed: "Where is Elizabeth Eliza?" Each party looked eagerly
at the other; no Elizabeth Eliza was to be seen. Where was she? What was
to be done? Was she left behind? Mrs. Peterkin was convinced she must have
somehow got to grandfather's. They hurried up the hill. Grandfather and
all the family came out to greet them, for they had been seen approaching.
There was great questioning, but no Elizabeth Eliza!</p>
<p>It was sunset; the view was wide and fine. Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin stood and
looked out from the north to the south. Was it too late to send back for
Elizabeth Eliza? Where was she?</p>
<p>Meanwhile the little boys had been informing the family of the object of
their visit, and while Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin were looking up and down the
road, and Agamemnon and Solomon John were explaining to each other the
details of their journeys, they had discovered some facts.</p>
<p>"We shall have to go back," they exclaimed. "We are too late! The
maple-syrup was all made last spring."</p>
<p>"We are too early; we shall have to stay two or three months,—the
cider is not made till October."</p>
<p>The expedition was a failure! They could study the making of neither
maple-syrup nor cider, and Elizabeth Eliza was lost, perhaps forever! The
sun went down, and Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin still stood to look up and down
the road.</p>
<p>... Elizabeth Eliza meanwhile, had sat upon her trunk, as it seemed for
ages. She recalled all the terrible stories of prisoners,—how they
had watched the growth of flowers through cracks in the pavement. She
wondered how long she could live without eating. How thankful she was for
her abundant breakfast!</p>
<p>At length she heard the door-bell. But who could go to the door to answer
it? In vain did she make another effort to escape; it was impossible!</p>
<p>How singular!—there were footsteps. Some one was going to the door;
some one had opened it. "They must be burglars." Well, perhaps that was a
better fate—to be gagged by burglars, and the neighbors informed—than
to be forever locked on her trunk. The steps approached the door. It
opened, and Amanda ushered in the expressman.</p>
<p>Amanda had not gone. She had gathered, while waiting at the
breakfast-table, that there was to be an expressman whom she must receive.</p>
<p>Elizabeth Eliza explained the situation. The expressman turned the key of
her trunk, and she was released!</p>
<p>What should she do next? So long a time had elapsed, she had given up all
hope of her family returning for her. But how could she reach them?</p>
<p>She hastily prevailed upon the expressman to take her along until she
should come up with some of the family. At least she would fall in with
either the walking party or the carryall, or she would meet them if they
were on their return.</p>
<p>She mounted the seat with the expressman, and slowly they took their way,
stopping for occasional parcels as they left the village.</p>
<p>But much to Elizabeth Eliza's dismay, they turned off from the main road
on leaving the village. She remonstrated, but the driver insisted he must
go round by Millikin's to leave a bedstead. They went round by Millikin's,
and then had further turns to make. Elizabeth Eliza explained that in this
way it would be impossible for her to find her parents and family, and at
last he proposed to take her all the way with her trunk. She remembered
with a shudder that when she had first asked about her trunk, he had
promised it should certainly be delivered the next morning. Suppose they
should have to be out all night? Where did express-carts spend the night?
She thought of herself in a lone wood, in an express-wagon! She could
hardly bring herself to ask, before assenting, when he should arrive.</p>
<p>"He guessed he could bring up before night."</p>
<p>And so it happened that as Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin in the late sunset were
looking down the hill, wondering what they should do about the lost
Elizabeth Eliza, they saw an express wagon approaching. A female form sat
upon the front seat.</p>
<p>"She has decided to come by express," said Mrs. Peterkin. "It is—it
is—Elizabeth Eliza!"</p>
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