<h2><SPAN name="chap40"></SPAN>CHAPTER XL.<br/> THE HAPPY PAIR.</h2>
<p>The day succeeding this remarkable Midsummer night, proved no common day. I do
not mean that it brought signs in heaven above, or portents on the earth
beneath; nor do I allude to meteorological phenomena, to storm, flood, or
whirlwind. On the contrary: the sun rose jocund, with a July face. Morning
decked her beauty with rubies, and so filled her lap with roses, that they fell
from her in showers, making her path blush: the Hours woke fresh as nymphs, and
emptying on the early hills their dew-vials, they stepped out dismantled of
vapour: shadowless, azure, and glorious, they led the sun’s steeds on a
burning and unclouded course.</p>
<p>In short, it was as fine a day as the finest summer could boast; but I doubt
whether I was not the sole inhabitant of the Rue Fossette, who cared or
remembered to note this pleasant fact. Another thought busied all other heads;
a thought, indeed, which had its share in my meditations; but this master
consideration, not possessing for me so entire a novelty, so overwhelming a
suddenness, especially so dense a mystery, as it offered to the majority of my
co-speculators thereon, left me somewhat more open than the rest to any
collateral observation or impression.</p>
<p>Still, while walking in the garden, feeling the sunshine, and marking the
blooming and growing plants, I pondered the same subject the whole house
discussed.</p>
<p>What subject?</p>
<p>Merely this. When matins came to be said, there was a place vacant in the first
rank of boarders. When breakfast was served, there remained a coffee-cup
unclaimed. When the housemaid made the beds, she found in one, a bolster laid
lengthwise, clad in a cap and night-gown; and when Ginevra Fanshawe’s
music-mistress came early, as usual, to give the morning lesson, that
accomplished and promising young person, her pupil, failed utterly to be
forthcoming.</p>
<p>High and low was Miss Fanshawe sought; through length and breadth was the house
ransacked; vainly; not a trace, not an indication, not so much as a scrap of a
billet rewarded the search; the nymph was vanished, engulfed in the past night,
like a shooting star swallowed up by darkness.</p>
<p>Deep was the dismay of surveillante teachers, deeper the horror of the
defaulting directress. Never had I seen Madame Beck so pale or so appalled.
Here was a blow struck at her tender part, her weak side; here was damage done
to her interest. How, too, had the untoward event happened? By what outlet had
the fugitive taken wing? Not a casement was found unfastened, not a pane of
glass broken; all the doors were bolted secure. Never to this day has Madame
Beck obtained satisfaction on this point, nor indeed has anybody else
concerned, save and excepting one, Lucy Snowe, who could not forget how, to
facilitate a certain enterprise, a certain great door had been drawn softly to
its lintel, closed, indeed, but neither bolted nor secure. The thundering
carriage-and-pair encountered were now likewise recalled, as well as that
puzzling signal, the waved handkerchief.</p>
<p>From these premises, and one or two others, inaccessible to any but myself, I
could draw but one inference. It was a case of elopement. Morally certain on
this head, and seeing Madame Beck’s profound embarrassment, I at last
communicated my conviction. Having alluded to M. de Hamal’s suit, I
found, as I expected, that Madame Beck was perfectly au fait to that affair.
She had long since discussed it with Mrs. Cholmondeley, and laid her own
responsibility in the business on that lady’s shoulders. To Mrs.
Cholmondeley and M. de Bassompierre she now had recourse.</p>
<p>We found that the Hôtel Crécy was already alive to what had happened. Ginevra
had written to her cousin Paulina, vaguely signifying hymeneal intentions;
communications had been received from the family of de Hamal; M. de
Bassompierre was on the track of the fugitives. He overtook them too late.</p>
<p>In the course of the week, the post brought me a note. I may as well transcribe
it; it contains explanation on more than one point:—</p>
<p class="p2">
‘DEAR OLD TIM “(short for Timon),—” I am off you
see—gone like a shot. Alfred and I intended to be married in this way
almost from the first; we never meant to be spliced in the humdrum way of other
people; Alfred has too much spirit for that, and so have I—Dieu merci! Do
you know, Alfred, who used to call you ‘the dragon,’ has seen so
much of you during the last few months, that he begins to feel quite friendly
towards you. He hopes you won’t miss him now that he has gone; he begs to
apologize for any little trouble he may have given you. He is afraid he rather
inconvenienced you once when he came upon you in the grenier, just as you were
reading a letter seemingly of the most special interest; but he could not
resist the temptation to give you a start, you appeared so wonderfully taken up
with your correspondent. En revanche, he says you once frightened him by
rushing in for a dress or a shawl, or some other chiffon, at the moment when he
had struck a light, and was going to take a quiet whiff of his cigar, while
waiting for me.</p>
<p>“Do you begin to comprehend by this time that M. le Comte de Hamal was
the nun of the attic, and that he came to see your humble servant? I will tell
you how he managed it. You know he has the entrée of the Athénée, where two or
three of his nephews, the sons of his eldest sister, Madame de Melcy, are
students. You know the court of the Athénée is on the other side of the high
wall bounding your walk, the allée défendue. Alfred can climb as well as he can
dance or fence: his amusement was to make the escalade of our pensionnat by
mounting, first the wall; then—by the aid of that high tree overspreading
the grand berceau, and resting some of its boughs on the roof of the lower
buildings of our premises—he managed to scale the first classe and the
grand salle. One night, by the way, he fell out of this tree, tore down some of
the branches, nearly broke his own neck, and after all, in running away, got a
terrible fright, and was nearly caught by two people, Madame Beck and M.
Emanuel, he thinks, walking in the alley. From the grande salle the ascent is
not difficult to the highest block of building, finishing in the great garret.
The skylight, you know, is, day and night, left half open for air; by the
skylight he entered. Nearly a year ago I chanced to tell him our legend of the
nun; that suggested his romantic idea of the spectral disguise, which I think
you must allow he has very cleverly carried out.</p>
<p>“But for the nun’s black gown and white veil, he would have been
caught again and again both by you and that tiger-Jesuit, M. Paul. He thinks
you both capital ghost-seers, and very brave. What I wonder at is, rather your
secretiveness than your courage. How could you endure the visitations of that
long spectre, time after time, without crying out, telling everybody, and
rousing the whole house and neighbourhood?</p>
<p>“Oh, and how did you like the nun as a bed-fellow? <i>I</i> dressed her
up: didn’t I do it well? Did you shriek when you saw her: I should have
gone mad; but then you have such nerves!—real iron and bend-leather! I
believe you feel nothing. You haven’t the same sensitiveness that a
person of my constitution has. You seem to me insensible both to pain and fear
and grief. You are a real old Diogenes.</p>
<p>“Well, dear grandmother! and are you not mightily angry at my moonlight
flitting and run away match? I assure you it is excellent fun, and I did it
partly to spite that minx, Paulina, and that bear, Dr. John: to show them that,
with all their airs, I could get married as well as they. M. de Bassompierre
was at first in a strange fume with Alfred; he threatened a prosecution for
‘détournement de mineur,’ and I know not what; he was so abominably
in earnest, that I found myself forced to do a little bit of the
melodramatic—go down on my knees, sob, cry, drench three
pocket-handkerchiefs. Of course, ‘mon oncle’ soon gave in; indeed,
where was the use of making a fuss? I am married, and that’s all about
it. He still says our marriage is not legal, because I am not of age, forsooth!
As if that made any difference! I am just as much married as if I were a
hundred. However, we are to be married again, and I am to have a trousseau, and
Mrs. Cholmondeley is going to superintend it; and there are some hopes that M.
de Bassompierre will give me a decent portion, which will be very convenient,
as dear Alfred has nothing but his nobility, native and hereditary, and his
pay. I only wish uncle would do things unconditionally, in a generous,
gentleman-like fashion; he is so disagreeable as to make the dowry depend on
Alfred’s giving his written promise that he will never touch cards or
dice from the day it is paid down. They accuse my angel of a tendency to play:
I don’t know anything about that, but I <i>do</i> know he is a dear,
adorable creature.</p>
<p>“I cannot sufficiently extol the genius with which de Hamal managed our
flight. How clever in him to select the night of the fête, when Madame (for he
knows her habits), as he said, would infallibly be absent at the concert in the
park. I suppose <i>you</i> must have gone with her. I watched you rise and
leave the dormitory about eleven o’clock. How you returned alone, and on
foot, I cannot conjecture. That surely was <i>you</i> we met in the narrow old
Rue St. Jean? Did you see me wave my handkerchief from the carriage window?</p>
<p>“Adieu! Rejoice in my good luck: congratulate me on my supreme happiness,
and believe me, dear cynic and misanthrope, yours, in the best of health and
spirits,</p>
<p class="right">
GINEVRA LAURA DE HAMAL,<br/>
née FANSHAWE.</p>
<p>“P.S.—Remember, I am a countess now. Papa, mamma, and the girls at
home, will be delighted to hear that. ‘My daughter the Countess!’
‘My sister the Countess!’ Bravo! Sounds rather better than Mrs.
John Bretton, hein?”</p>
<p class="p2">
In winding up Mistress Fanshawe’s memoirs, the reader will no doubt
expect to hear that she came finally to bitter expiation of her youthful
levities. Of course, a large share of suffering lies in reserve for her future.</p>
<p>A few words will embody my farther knowledge respecting her.</p>
<p>I saw her towards the close of her honeymoon. She called on Madame Beck, and
sent for me into the salon. She rushed into my arms laughing. She looked very
blooming and beautiful: her curls were longer, her cheeks rosier than ever: her
white bonnet and her Flanders veil, her orange-flowers and her bride’s
dress, became her mightily.</p>
<p>“I have got my portion!” she cried at once; (Ginevra ever stuck to
the substantial; I always thought there was a good trading element in her
composition, much as she scorned the “bourgeoise;”) “and
uncle de Bassompierre is quite reconciled. I don’t mind his calling
Alfred a ‘nincompoop’—that’s only his coarse Scotch
breeding; and I believe Paulina envies me, and Dr. John is wild with
jealousy—fit to blow his brains out—and I’m so happy! I
really think I’ve hardly anything left to wish for—unless it be a
carriage and an hotel, and, oh! I—must introduce you to ‘mon
mari.’ Alfred, come here!”</p>
<p>And Alfred appeared from the inner salon, where he was talking to Madame Beck,
receiving the blended felicitations and reprimands of that lady. I was
presented under my various names: the Dragon, Diogenes, and Timon. The young
Colonel was very polite. He made me a prettily-turned, neatly-worded apology,
about the ghost-visits, &c., concluding with saying that “the best
excuse for all his iniquities stood there!” pointing to his bride.</p>
<p>And then the bride sent him back to Madame Beck, and she took me to herself,
and proceeded literally to suffocate me with her unrestrained spirits, her
girlish, giddy, wild nonsense. She showed her ring exultingly; she called
herself Madame la Comtesse de Hamal, and asked how it sounded, a score of
times. I said very little. I gave her only the crust and rind of my nature. No
matter she expected of me nothing better—she knew me too well to look for
compliments—my dry gibes pleased her well enough and the more impassible
and prosaic my mien, the more merrily she laughed.</p>
<p>Soon after his marriage, M. de Hamal was persuaded to leave the army as the
surest way of weaning him from certain unprofitable associates and habits; a
post of attaché was procured for him, and he and his young wife went abroad. I
thought she would forget me now, but she did not. For many years, she kept up a
capricious, fitful sort of correspondence. During the first year or two, it was
only of herself and Alfred she wrote; then, Alfred faded in the background;
herself and a certain, new comer prevailed; one Alfred Fanshawe de Bassompierre
de Hamal began to reign in his father’s stead. There were great boastings
about this personage, extravagant amplifications upon miracles of precocity,
mixed with vehement objurgations against the phlegmatic incredulity with which
I received them. I didn’t know “what it was to be a mother;”
“unfeeling thing that I was, the sensibilities of the maternal heart were
Greek and Hebrew to me,” and so on. In due course of nature this young
gentleman took his degrees in teething, measles, hooping-cough: that was a
terrible time for me—the mamma’s letters became a perfect shout of
affliction; never woman was so put upon by calamity: never human being stood in
such need of sympathy. I was frightened at first, and wrote back pathetically;
but I soon found out there was more cry than wool in the business, and relapsed
into my natural cruel insensibility. As to the youthful sufferer, he weathered
each storm like a hero. Five times was that youth “in articulo
mortis,” and five times did he miraculously revive.</p>
<p>In the course of years there arose ominous murmurings against Alfred the First;
M. de Bassompierre had to be appealed to, debts had to be paid, some of them of
that dismal and dingy order called “debts of honour;” ignoble
plaints and difficulties became frequent. Under every cloud, no matter what its
nature, Ginevra, as of old, called out lustily for sympathy and aid. She had no
notion of meeting any distress single-handed. In some shape, from some quarter
or other, she was pretty sure to obtain her will, and so she got
on—fighting the battle of life by proxy, and, on the whole, suffering as
little as any human being I have ever known.</p>
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