<h3>CHAPTER VII</h3>
<h5>ADVENTURE OF CHEVALIER BURKE IN INDIA</h5>
<p class="center"><i>Extracted from his Memoirs</i></p>
<p class="noind"><span class="sc">... Here</span> was I, therefore, on the streets of that city,
the name of which I cannot call to mind, while even then
I was so ill acquainted with its situation that I knew not
whether to go south or north. The alert being sudden,
I had run forth without shoes or stockings; my hat had
been struck from my head in the mellay; my kit was in
the hands of the English; I had no companion but the
cipaye, no weapon but my sword, and the devil a coin in
my pocket. In short, I was for all the world like one of
those calendars with whom Mr. Galland has made us
acquainted in his elegant tales. These gentlemen, you
will remember, were for ever falling in with extraordinary
incidents; and I was myself upon the brink of one so
astonishing that I protest I cannot explain it to this day.</p>
<p>The cipaye was a very honest man; he had served
many years with the French colours, and would have let
himself be cut to pieces for any of the brave countrymen
of Mr. Lally. It is the same fellow (his name has quite
escaped me) of whom I have narrated already a surprising
instance of generosity of mind—when he found Mr. de
Fessac and myself upon the ramparts, entirely overcome
with liquor, and covered us with straw while the commandant
was passing by. I consulted him, therefore,
with perfect freedom. It was a fine question what to
do; but we decided at last to escalade a garden wall,
where we could certainly sleep in the shadow of the trees,
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and might perhaps find an occasion to get hold of a pair
of slippers and a turban. In that part of the city we had
only the difficulty of the choice, for it was a quarter consisting
entirely of walled gardens, and the lanes which
divided them were at that hour of the night deserted.
I gave the cipaye a back, and we had soon dropped into
a large enclosure full of trees. The place was soaking
with the dew, which, in that country, is exceedingly unwholesome,
above all to whites; yet my fatigue was so
extreme that I was already half asleep, when the cipaye
recalled me to my senses. In the far end of the enclosure
a bright light had suddenly shone out, and continued to
burn steadily among the leaves. It was a circumstance
highly unusual in such a place and hour; and, in our
situation, it behoved us to proceed with some timidity.
The cipaye was sent to reconnoitre, and pretty soon returned
with the intelligence that we had fallen extremely
amiss, for the house belonged to a white man, who was in
all likelihood English.</p>
<p>“Faith,” says I, “if there is a white man to be seen,
I will have a look at him; for, the Lord be praised! there
are more sorts than the one!”</p>
<p>The cipaye led me forward accordingly to a place from
which I had a clear view upon the house. It was surrounded
with a wide verandah; a lamp, very well trimmed,
stood upon the floor of it, and on either side of the lamp
there sat a man, cross-legged, after the Oriental manner.
Both, besides, were bundled up in muslin like two natives;
and yet one of them was not only a white man, but a man
very well known to me and the reader, being indeed that
very Master of Ballantrae of whose gallantry and genius
I have had to speak so often. Word had reached me that
he was come to the Indies, though we had never met at
least, and I heard little of his occupations. But, sure, I
had no sooner recognised him, and found myself in the
arms of so old a comrade, than I supposed my tribulations
were quite done. I stepped plainly forth into the light of
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the moon, which shone exceedingly strong, and hailing
Ballantrae by name, made him in a few words master of
my grievous situation. He turned, started the least thing
in the world, looked me fair in the face while I was speaking,
and when I had done addressed himself to his companion
in the barbarous native dialect. The second person, who
was of an extraordinary delicate appearance, with legs
like walking canes and fingers like the stalk of a tobacco-pipe,<SPAN name="FnAnchor_6" href="#Footnote_6"><span class="sp">6</span></SPAN>
now rose to his feet.</p>
<p>“The Sahib,” says he, “understands no English
language. I understand it myself, and I see you make
some small mistake—O! which may happen very often.
But the Sahib would be glad to know how you come in a
garden?”</p>
<p>“Ballantrae!” I cried, “have you the damned impudence
to deny me to my face?”</p>
<p>Ballantrae never moved a muscle, staring at me like
an image in a pagoda.</p>
<p>“The Sahib understands no English language,” says
the native, as glib as before. “He be glad to know how
you come in a garden.”</p>
<p>“O! the divil fetch him,” says I. “He would be
glad to know how I come in a garden, would he? Well,
now, my dear man, just have the civility to tell the Sahib,
with my kind love, that we are two <span class="correction" title="printed as soliders">soldiers</span> here whom he
never met and never heard of, but the cipaye is a broth of
a boy, and I am a broth of a boy myself; and if we don’t
get a full meal of meat, and a turban, and slippers, and
the value of a gold mohur in small change as a matter of
convenience, bedad, my friend, I could lay my finger on
a garden where there is going to be trouble.”</p>
<p>They carried their comedy so far as to converse a
while in Hindustanee; and then says the Hindu, with the
same smile, but sighing as if he were tired of the repetition,
“The Sahib would be glad to know how you come in a
garden.”
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<p>“Is that the way of it?” says I, and laying my hand
on my sword-hilt I bade the cipaye draw.</p>
<p>Ballantrae’s Hindu, still smiling, pulled out a pistol
from his bosom, and though Ballantrae himself never
moved a muscle I knew him well enough to be sure he was
prepared.</p>
<p>“The Sahib thinks you better go away,” says the
Hindu.</p>
<p>Well, to be plain, it was what I was thinking myself;
for the report of a pistol would have been, under Providence,
the means of hanging the pair of us.</p>
<p>“Tell the Sahib I consider him no gentleman,” says
I, and turned away with a gesture of contempt.</p>
<p>I was not gone three steps when the voice of the Hindu
called me back. “The Sahib would be glad to know if
you are a dam low Irishman,” says he; and at the words
Ballantrae smiled and bowed very low.</p>
<p>“What is that?” says I.</p>
<p>“The Sahib say you ask your friend Mackellar,” says
the Hindu. “The Sahib he cry quits.”</p>
<p>“Tell the Sahib I will give him a cure for the Scots
fiddle when next we meet,” cried I.</p>
<p>The pair were still smiling as I left.</p>
<p>There is little doubt some flaws may be picked in my
own behaviour; and when a man, however gallant, appeals
to posterity with an account of his exploits, he must almost
certainly expect to share the fate of Caesar and Alexander,
and to meet with some detractors. But there is one thing
that can never be laid at the door of Francis Burke:
he never turned his back on a friend....</p>
<p>(Here follows a passage which the Chevalier Burke has
been at the pains to delete before sending me his manuscript.
Doubtless it was some very natural complaint of
what he supposed to be an indiscretion on my part;
though, indeed, I can call none to mind. Perhaps Mr.
Henry was less guarded; or it is just possible the Master
found the means to examine my correspondence, and himself
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read the letter from Troyes: in revenge for which this
cruel jest was perpetrated on Mr. Burke in his extreme
necessity. The Master, for all his wickedness, was not
without some natural affection; I believe he was sincerely
attached to Mr. Burke in the beginning; but the thought
of treachery dried up the springs of his very shallow friendship,
and his detestable nature appeared naked.—E.McK.)</p>
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<p><SPAN name="Footnote_6" href="#FnAnchor_6"><span class="fn">6</span></SPAN> <i>Note by Mr. Mackellar.</i>—Plainly Secundra Dass.—E. McK.</p>
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